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#901 - August 01 2012 18:20:11.
<@caillean> gots wooded mountains, though, farther away
<@caillean> the close woods are more like groves of trees...
<@caillean> scrub-covered hills, though. (like sage and stuff)
<@Toba_> a scrub is a hill that aint gonna get no love from me

#902 - August 01 2012 18:20:17.
<Uther> turd polishing? yes, it gets smooth and shiny.

#903 - August 01 2012 18:20:22.
<+Volatile> reddit is a hacker site
<+Volatile> you can't believe anything they say

#904 - August 01 2012 18:20:25.
<tommydski> mexicans are a drug
<squawk> vaginas are a drug
<blue_kitty> vaginas are one hell of a drug
<papersatan> I keep drugs in my vagina
<tommydski> is there...is there a vaginas anonymous
<tommydski> wait vaginas anonymous just sounds too much like my problem as it is
<tommydski> now i'm confused

#905 - August 09 2012 15:38:45.
<shades> you don't have to invent new things, just find a new use for old things, like hamburger earmuffs

#906 - August 09 2012 15:38:49.
<Zygo> "any date that ends with me knowing where I am when I wake up is a good date"

#907 - August 17 2012 16:16:54.
<squawk> Did you know: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" and "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn" are actual anagrams?

#908 - August 20 2012 10:34:29.
<@tkap> i hate dealing with large, boring companies
<@ginman> the real question is why are you doing that bullshit while you could be driving around in a bus helping people with their vision quests
<@tkap> that is a GREAT QUESTION
<@Toba> if you were to be on vision quest bus
<@Toba> you would feel futile in about 3mo
<@ginman> i'd be interested in feeling futile in new and unique ways

#909 - August 23 2012 17:51:24.
<+rhys> As Devops Borat says: Devops are sysadmin but with not knowledge of layer 3 and below.
<+Toba> true
<+Toba> but we code too, when we can
<r4v5> layer 3 and below, that's what? tortilla, beans, meat?

#910 - August 23 2012 17:51:47.
<Mouse> I'm also being urged to obtain a "fully verifiable Dgeree: Dcotorate, Bacehlors or Dotcorate".  I wonder if they offer degrees in English Spelling?
<Toba> dgeree
<Toba> sounds like an african festival or something
<Mouse> It does, kind of.  I guess a dotcorate is something a conslutant charges during the dot-boom? :)
<Toba> a dotcorate is a certification in using gdb to debug corefiles
<Mouse> :)
<Toba> the dotcorate dgeree is the celebration that you have been awarded your dotcorate by the coincil of bacehlors.

#911 - August 28 2012 18:18:36.
< ba> you know what the best thing about being a homicidal maniac in america is? the gi bill

#912 - August 28 2012 18:18:41.
<@Alex-> So I was at a school today. Turns out it is a polling place; they keep the polling equipment in an unsecured room in the basement. Ripe for tampering :/

#913 - August 31 2012 14:13:27.
<@dignan> "Mike Schur, P&R creator and captain, made some delicious lemonade when he replaced Bobby K with a brunette holding (boner commencing) a plate of breakfast."
<@gmp> I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
<@gmp> I love to paddle my own canoe, and also wife. Best while staring at the leaves of the maple or sycamore.

#914 - September 02 2012 20:52:12.
< Khar> Like almost everything. You can't make pre-judgements about anything to do with human behaviour
< Kris> Man, I always wear sunscreen
< Kris> SPF45, actually
< Kris> It's a good thing to do
< Khar> I go everywhere inside a giant sphere made of titanium composite lined with bismuth-tin

#915 - September 02 2012 20:52:15.
<bonnie--> as many times as i learn what the word oneiric means, i almost instantly forget it

#916 - September 02 2012 23:18:15.
<@vi> my chats are all licensed gplv2

#917 - September 10 2012 13:05:54.
<@vi> i'm going to wear like 2 days of stubble for my google interview
<@vi> to show them that i know unix

#918 - September 10 2012 13:05:57.
<@vi> did you know that skynet was ultimately defeated by the year 2038 bug, and that the resistance's activities were ultimately useless in defeating it

#919 - September 24 2012 18:18:24.
<Mouse> People have done some stuff with evolutionary generation of FPGA code...
<Mouse> ...and ended up with FPGA circuits that they cannot understand.
<Mouse> Something like a group of gates that had only inputs connected to the rest of the circuit. They diked them out - and the result no longer worked; the evolutionary algorithms had found a way to exploit a side-channel. Noise on power lines? Inductance? Who knows....
<Catfish_Man> I heard about one where they tried to build an oscillator and it built a radio receiver picking up a signal of the right frequency from elsewhere in the building
<Mouse> that's pretty funny!

#920 - October 10 2012 14:28:33.
<@vi> I always wear my seatbelt. YOLO

#921 - October 23 2012 14:37:06.
<@vi> Prosecutor: Suspects in British bomb plot discussed driving truck with sharp blades into crowd
<@vi> um
<@vi> awesome?

#922 - October 25 2012 10:28:22.
<nan> WHY do I shot web?

#923 - November 05 2012 15:21:04.
<jackc> first line in this file:
<jackc> DROP TABLE IF EXISTS `caring`;

#924 - November 05 2012 15:21:07.
<ScribbleJ> I put a sticker on my drill that says "THIS IS ONLY A DRILL"
<ScribbleJ> So no one mistakes it for the real thing.

#925 - November 06 2012 19:17:49.
<@vi> why do we only get to see the 1% polls reporting; do us 99%ers not count =(

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