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#926 - November 07 2012 17:16:56.
<+rhys> This just in, paranoia is no longer a side effect of marijuana
<+rhys> but only in two states

#927 - December 28 2012 15:28:52.
<shades> did you know that ALL british tanks are rigged with shit to make hot tea? I'm not kidding.
<r4v5> well of course they are. otherwise what's the point in even fighting?

#928 - December 28 2012 15:28:55.
<@andrewjb> I am so epistomological today you don't even fucking know

#929 - December 28 2012 16:06:40.
<bluehat> yes thank you captain I-turned-on-my-TV-at-some-point-this-year

#930 - December 28 2012 17:17:56.
<@vi> I put in a procurement request for the corpses of all my foes but they said that I'd have to get them myself then expense it :(

#931 - January 01 2013 16:40:54.
<@kastein> blurrrrf
<@kastein> i rate this hangover a 9/11
<@kastein> last night i was the planes
<@kastein> today i am the towers.

#932 - January 03 2013 14:41:31.
<Nimbex> hahaha, there's a great review on yelp
<Nimbex> First line: GREAT UNTIL RECEPTIONIST ACCUSED ME OF EJACULATING.

#933 - January 15 2013 15:00:35.
<squawk> the best coke i ever had was 100% pure colombian porn star coke
<squawk> no yucky drip! no terrible comedown either!
<Kris> Did yo snort it off a Colombian porn star too?
<squawk> no
<squawk> but the porn star we got it from has snoop dogg's old number
<squawk> she got lots of texts and calls from people thinking it was snoop dogg
<squawk> and then i think she smoked with him and was like "dude i have your old number" and he was like "yeah!"

#934 - January 16 2013 23:31:01.
<Jace_Lap> Obama has used LEGISLATIVE WEAPONS against the citizens of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
<Jace_Lap> to INFRINGE UPON OUR RIGHTS AS GRANTED TO US BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RONALD REAGAN

#935 - January 16 2013 23:31:04.
<tofunun> i dont need guns, i'll just pee all over everyone til they go away
<tofunun> this really worked, some dude was trying to rape my grandma once and she peed all over him
<tofunun> and he got freaked out and ran away
<tofunun> i just see much simpler solutions than guns

#936 - January 17 2013 16:15:55.
<stkrzysiak> we mounted the switch on the roof for cheap cooling, duh

#937 - January 25 2013 19:20:52.
<@Gahan> "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
<@Gahan> The other, of course, involves orcs."

#938 - January 29 2013 13:54:17.
<Caleb_m> cat food blogger can either be a rich person who blogs about the most expensive food to feed your pampered pet or a really poor guy who makes note of which cat food actually tastes the best and is the cheapest.

#939 - January 30 2013 20:08:49.
<@anners> wow this chan is d e a d
<@Toba_> we're all super alive in life
<@vi> chat is not dead which can eternal lie.  and with strange aeons even chat's death may die.

#940 - February 12 2013 15:30:19.
< Zygo> motd: "if you pwn this IRC server, could you please echo 1 > /sys/class/gpio/gpio4/value?  That will light up a LED to let me know I've been pwnt.  kthxbai"

#941 - February 12 2013 15:30:23.
<tac> The horse I'm betting on, though, is that in time Cloud Haskell will mature

#942 - February 13 2013 15:37:15.
<b0b> I had a really hot lady doctor give me a rectal exam & then she took my BP & said it was high ... I just said, well, no shit!

#943 - February 13 2013 19:18:14.
<BiosLogos> It's like a berber carpet of dicks, all waving in the wind.

#944 - March 04 2013 23:03:22.
<@vi> being in your 20s is the best
<@vi> the only thing to worry about is that you might be wasting the best time of your life

#945 - March 05 2013 00:29:26.
<&nago> I'm sure if america collapsed it'd be fucking awful
<&nago> but I am too busy trying to earn equity in a system that will let me down
<&nago> to care

#946 - March 12 2013 20:52:16.
<PhG> the art of lurking by Sun Tzu

#947 - March 13 2013 16:49:54.
<martinm> I've felt the quality has been declining for a long time.  But I'm old, I remember when O'Reilly was essential, and "Nutshell" wasn't applied to 500+ page tomes
<asl2> it's a brazil nut

#948 - March 13 2013 16:50:04.
<tac> Haskell will prevent attackers from doing any damage because type systems!

#949 - March 13 2013 16:51:06.
<@kji> Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: "We Were Just Burning Documents"

#950 - March 14 2013 17:00:48.
<+Toba> what planet are you on
<+Toba> can i go there in a spaceship or do i need drugs

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