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Pages: <+rhys> This just in, paranoia is no longer a side effect of marijuana <+rhys> but only in two states #927 - December 28 2012 15:28:52. <shades> did you know that ALL british tanks are rigged with shit to make hot tea? I'm not kidding. <r4v5> well of course they are. otherwise what's the point in even fighting? #928 - December 28 2012 15:28:55. <@andrewjb> I am so epistomological today you don't even fucking know #929 - December 28 2012 16:06:40. <bluehat> yes thank you captain I-turned-on-my-TV-at-some-point-this-year #930 - December 28 2012 17:17:56. <@vi> I put in a procurement request for the corpses of all my foes but they said that I'd have to get them myself then expense it :( #931 - January 01 2013 16:40:54. <@kastein> blurrrrf <@kastein> i rate this hangover a 9/11 <@kastein> last night i was the planes <@kastein> today i am the towers. #932 - January 03 2013 14:41:31. <Nimbex> hahaha, there's a great review on yelp <Nimbex> First line: GREAT UNTIL RECEPTIONIST ACCUSED ME OF EJACULATING. #933 - January 15 2013 15:00:35. <squawk> the best coke i ever had was 100% pure colombian porn star coke <squawk> no yucky drip! no terrible comedown either! <Kris> Did yo snort it off a Colombian porn star too? <squawk> no <squawk> but the porn star we got it from has snoop dogg's old number <squawk> she got lots of texts and calls from people thinking it was snoop dogg <squawk> and then i think she smoked with him and was like "dude i have your old number" and he was like "yeah!" #934 - January 16 2013 23:31:01. <Jace_Lap> Obama has used LEGISLATIVE WEAPONS against the citizens of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA <Jace_Lap> to INFRINGE UPON OUR RIGHTS AS GRANTED TO US BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RONALD REAGAN #935 - January 16 2013 23:31:04. <tofunun> i dont need guns, i'll just pee all over everyone til they go away <tofunun> this really worked, some dude was trying to rape my grandma once and she peed all over him <tofunun> and he got freaked out and ran away <tofunun> i just see much simpler solutions than guns #936 - January 17 2013 16:15:55. <stkrzysiak> we mounted the switch on the roof for cheap cooling, duh #937 - January 25 2013 19:20:52. <@Gahan> "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. <@Gahan> The other, of course, involves orcs." #938 - January 29 2013 13:54:17. <Caleb_m> cat food blogger can either be a rich person who blogs about the most expensive food to feed your pampered pet or a really poor guy who makes note of which cat food actually tastes the best and is the cheapest. #939 - January 30 2013 20:08:49. <@anners> wow this chan is d e a d <@Toba_> we're all super alive in life <@vi> chat is not dead which can eternal lie. and with strange aeons even chat's death may die. #940 - February 12 2013 15:30:19. < Zygo> motd: "if you pwn this IRC server, could you please echo 1 > /sys/class/gpio/gpio4/value? That will light up a LED to let me know I've been pwnt. kthxbai" #941 - February 12 2013 15:30:23. <tac> The horse I'm betting on, though, is that in time Cloud Haskell will mature #942 - February 13 2013 15:37:15. <b0b> I had a really hot lady doctor give me a rectal exam & then she took my BP & said it was high ... I just said, well, no shit! #943 - February 13 2013 19:18:14. <BiosLogos> It's like a berber carpet of dicks, all waving in the wind. #944 - March 04 2013 23:03:22. <@vi> being in your 20s is the best <@vi> the only thing to worry about is that you might be wasting the best time of your life #945 - March 05 2013 00:29:26. <&nago> I'm sure if america collapsed it'd be fucking awful <&nago> but I am too busy trying to earn equity in a system that will let me down <&nago> to care #946 - March 12 2013 20:52:16. <PhG> the art of lurking by Sun Tzu #947 - March 13 2013 16:49:54. <martinm> I've felt the quality has been declining for a long time. But I'm old, I remember when O'Reilly was essential, and "Nutshell" wasn't applied to 500+ page tomes <asl2> it's a brazil nut #948 - March 13 2013 16:50:04. <tac> Haskell will prevent attackers from doing any damage because type systems! #949 - March 13 2013 16:51:06. <@kji> Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: "We Were Just Burning Documents" #950 - March 14 2013 17:00:48. <+Toba> what planet are you on <+Toba> can i go there in a spaceship or do i need drugs |
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