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Pages: <~Catpoet> 10 weird tricks that will cause the abyss to gaze back! #1027 - May 07 2014 13:13:52. <@threshar> I'm also highly skeptical of the penis map <@jtn> you should investigate that yourself <@threshar> starting to look like all the responses I got on CL were scammers #1028 - May 22 2014 16:29:27. <ginman> i found out today that amtrak is going to start doing random drug screenin <@pixels_> wooooooow ultra lame <ginman> yeah, ridiculous <@pixels_> not like that hasn't been proven over and over again, either <hdub> inconvenient for passengers too #1029 - May 22 2014 16:29:33. <@pixels_> yeah, if QA doesnt exist in your company: lol you already died #1030 - May 23 2014 17:41:09. <@adapter> I can't speak for dicks, but I really don't feel like vagina needs any added flavors #1031 - June 17 2014 16:09:45. <gmorell> U+F809324230B034C43DA9123880EE8034588A8340994858CFD841351: BEAR JUGGLING SIX DIFFERENTLY-SIZED MELONS WHILE WEARING BEANIE WITH LOPSIDED PROPELLER #1032 - June 18 2014 10:34:40. <@r4v5> what distinguishes guyliner from just "eyeliner on a guy" <agocs> Would a guyliner be a protective coating on a cable that supports a tall structure? #1033 - July 03 2014 12:01:05. <@Psykus> Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can. #1034 - July 03 2014 12:01:07. <pixels> despite all of my rage i am still a middle class person living a decently comfortable life. #1035 - July 09 2014 21:34:45. <@jackc> i learned a lot of deep linux trying to figure out if i was owned, lol #1036 - July 24 2014 11:03:42. <jackc> why do white girls travel in odd numbers? <jackc> cuz they literally cant even. #1037 - September 12 2014 11:46:34. <bluehat> dude wtf am I going to do, I think there is still glass in my boobs and I have a meeting with the new CPA #1038 - October 09 2014 09:53:39. <@xo> also fun fact <@xo> if you tag every tweet w/ #zionism <@xo> lots of palestinian rappers will folow u <@xo> #themoreyouknow #1039 - November 06 2014 00:54:05. <kuroishi> Actually, I feel like GNU software is less "Free as in freedom" and more "Free as in 'hey look what I found in the trash!'" #1040 - November 20 2014 14:18:29. <errietta> A web designer died whilst creating a mobile website. The paramedics arrived quickly, but found he wasn't responsive #1041 - November 26 2014 18:36:52. <skay> are you doing stuff for american thanksgiving? <skay> CarlFK and I got overwhelmed by the month and aren't going anywhere <misterbonnie> i'm going to pdp7's parents' <misterbonnie> it's nice because it's not a holiday for my family so I have no obligationjs <misterbonnie> -j <skay> obligationjs is an annoying web framework #1042 - December 01 2014 13:06:26. <@alh> Did you hear Men at Work started an internet company? They come from a LAN down under #1043 - December 04 2014 12:52:21. <@kastein> I would rather learn elvish than esperanto #1044 - December 04 2014 12:52:23. <gm> we *need* to rewrite systemd in js #1045 - January 05 2015 11:38:38. <dimaa> Oh god...someone the client team wants to know what an API is. #1046 - March 13 2015 18:03:23. <Zygo> Dear Person who thought it was a good idea to put little packets of parmesan cheese in the same bin as the sugar and powdered creamer packets next to the coffee: There is a special place in Hell just for you. #1047 - March 23 2015 14:42:18. <prixels> SMOKE WEED EVERY well whenever it is convenient and won't get in the way of your other activities #1048 - April 29 2015 22:05:08. <beekor> chick i was hangin out with tonight had her initials monogrammed oldschool style on a bag. <beekor> FKN <beekor> made me laugh. #1049 - May 05 2015 16:47:14. <jorsk> you're on a sunny beach, you have a drink in your hand, a cool breeze blows over your face, somewhere you can hear the sound of a thousand computers being dropped into an industrial shredder #1050 - May 06 2015 16:16:56. <@kastein> I have completely destroyed any chance of my becoming a hand model |
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