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#1051 - May 20 2015 11:58:11.
<NegativeK> "As a penguin, I throw fish at the mobile device."

#1052 - May 20 2015 16:44:14.
<Hackt0r> Note to self.  Don't fall asleep with a Roku controller in bed.  I'm not the proud renter of a Minecraft movie for $4.99

#1053 - May 28 2015 09:29:01.
<@kastein> I am alright with beavers
<@kastein> because every time I end up at a beach or campsite near a stream
<@kastein> I have this impulse to build dams and stuff
<@kastein> beavers are also fans of dams
<@kastein> so we cool

#1054 - June 10 2015 16:57:54.
<loans> man computers would be weird if bugs were physical objects that piled up around programmers' desks

#1055 - July 23 2015 08:57:21.
<@gm> im now goin to use obama/drone instead of master/slave

#1056 - August 08 2015 18:31:33.
<@kuroishi> I don't know that "UltraFire" is really the best name to market Lithium batteries under

#1057 - January 20 2017 15:30:29.
<surya> i have no idea if the breast pump industry has a standard boob
<Kassandry> Industry standard boob.

#1058 - February 18 2017 09:17:15.
<Zygo> who are these people who fill in part of a timesheet for a week?
<Zygo> I can understand being missing 40 hours.  You're lazy, and you didn't enter anything
<Zygo> but if you're missing 15.7 hours...what, you just got to Thursday morning and said "nah, fuck it, I'm not doing the rest of the week"?
<Toba_> or they forgot.
<Zygo> Toba_: the reason is because they're involuntarily inside China at the moment, apparently

#1059 - August 30 2017 07:31:59.
<Zygo> the paper towels dispensed in our office kitchen
<Zygo> are manufactured using the latest in sustainably-sourced, organically-grown, completely-non-absorbent materials

#1060 - April 20 2018 15:32:03.

<Gryph> Oh sWEET FANCY MOSES
<Gryph> this student's research topic was social media
<Gryph> they have turned in an article about herpes
<Gryph> and provided a citation for an article on lighting methods.

#1061 - April 20 2018 15:34:35.
<Toba_> 2 out of 3 quotes were spam in cyrillic.

#1062 - October 17 2018 20:28:39.
* Zygo mentors the coop student
<Zygo> I helped him until he had a screen full of errors, then I walked away
<Zygo> I work on products that display stuff and verify the stuff that's being displayed, so "screen full of errors" means "screen full of something that isn't entirely black" and "error reporting is working now"
<Zygo> but it's really fun to say just the first thing with no context };->

#1063 - October 04 2019 16:52:59.
<Zygo> "we have to evacuate the building due to sewage backups!"  "Why do we have backups of sewage?  Is it so nobody loses their shit?"

#1064 - November 12 2019 17:30:14.
< jackc> jesus, i search google for supported fpga device families for altera tool versions
< jackc> and goog only shows me one ad, for brown fedoras, large

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