QDB II: Random

Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #116 - August 29 2005 12:50:43. <%robert> and searching for "hot mostly naked chick with a gun" in google isn't always the best idea <!Stray_Pussy> lol <!Stray_Pussy> yes it is <%robert> well, if you aren't under any time restraints Comment: #wpi #692 - April 25 2011 22:08:11. <oops_ur_dead> Am I a terrible person for listening to Rotting Christ on Easter? #755 - November 03 2011 15:06:55. <laras126> i recorded myself farting and made it into a dubstep remix #451 - March 18 2007 03:45:00. <kNiVeS> i've got like 4 feet of snow leaning against my front door <kNiVeS> you open it and its like WALL OF SNOW ACCESS TO OUTSIDE WORLD RESTRICTED <kNiVeS> then i try to hack the ice wall <kNiVeS> but i don't have luck cause i'm only used to hacking fire walls #681 - March 25 2011 15:52:34. <jackc> short god <jackc> shit is going to zero <jackc> gore futures are WAY up #742 - October 13 2011 17:23:32. <nago> I have learned so many features of C++ now that <nago> I want to die #96 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@AJ> I'm trying to do this menu in DHTML but it wont work with me! * @Toba has never done dhtml <@AJ> its Javascript and html combined <@AJ> maybe CSS, but I get mixed alot Comment: #music, irc.ultrapresence.net #99 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba|BSD> guess what... I just used my terminal as IRC for the first time <%spock1104> lol <+Toba|BSD> I had switched terminals over on one box <+Toba|BSD> and forgot <+Toba|BSD> and typed my response while looking at the other screen <+Toba|BSD> -bash-2.05b# haha <+Toba|BSD> -bash: haha: command not found <+Toba|BSD> cd ../../data/nixirc/ <+Toba|BSD> oh hell. <@Alucard> lawl Comment: #wpi #894 - June 25 2012 13:32:08. <Karrde> So I had a problem. I decided to use Java to solve it. Now I have a problem factory. #643 - June 09 2010 11:45:23. * Alucard (Hellsing@staff.wpiirc.net) has joined #nr * Registrar sets mode +a #nr Alucard * Registrar gives channel operator status to Alucard <Alucard> Yes I'm alive <Alucard> No I'm not ok <Alucard> No I don't want attention * Alucard has quit (Client exited) <TrailMix> ... <Toba> what he means is he's dead, is ok, and wants attention <Toba> that was a haunting #396 - November 13 2006 01:50:36. <+Ozymandias> I am Ozymandias, King of kings <+Jack> king of cock maybe <+Ozymandias> look on my works ye mighty and despair! * Ozymandias was kicked from #wpi by Daktyls (I am Daktyls, #wpi operator) Comment: #wpi #253 - December 12 2005 16:35:17. <boof> fucking fat fuck customers at mcdonalds <boof> You know how bartenders can refuse to sell alcohol to someone if they are clearly intoxicated to the max? <boof> Well, I'd like the same power, however in regards to obseity. Too fat? Have trouble walking? Sweating in the airconditioning? Short breath from walking from the door to the counter? No sale, unless you buy something from the Salads plus menu and a bottle of water. <fury> lol #394 - October 31 2006 11:45:04. * kitchen pokes rjn <kitchen> Rjx even <jmx> tab has failed you * rjn was kicked from #geekissues by kitchen (who the fuck are you?!) #436 - February 06 2007 18:44:42. [19:41:14]<+Kalypso> i'm just saying i have 5 days till i turn 21 [19:41:37]<+Kalypso> it is rather something of a milestone, you know. [19:42:19]<+Kalypso> i don't have to fucking wait [19:42:21]<+Kalypso> i can just do it [19:42:28]<+Kalypso> I CAN DRINK AT 10 IN THE MORNING [19:42:29]<+Kalypso> but i already do that [19:42:33]<+Kalypso> .. [19:42:35]<+Toba> you may have a problem [19:42:36]<+Croy> you may have a problem Comment: #wpi #168 - September 30 2005 14:59:11. <Hyp3rHax0r> If pellet guns shoot pellets... <Hyp3rHax0r> and water guns shoot water... <Hyp3rHax0r> I want an elephant gun. #495 - July 26 2007 11:06:52. <!rowsdower> i need a shower <!rowsdower> after that <!rowsdower> too much hardcore awesome <@Toba> that's what she said <!rowsdower> i wish <@Toba> that's what she said <!rowsdower> stop now <@Toba> that's what she said Comment: #wpi #341 - June 24 2006 15:41:17. <khmer> the old orthodox jew in front of me in line waiting to see spiderman 2 <khmer> turns out he were there for the same thing <khmer> "ONE FOR SPIEDERMANN PLEASE" <khmer> (PRETTY MUCH HOW HE PRONOUNCED IT) Comment: #qc #921 - October 23 2012 14:37:06. <@vi> Prosecutor: Suspects in British bomb plot discussed driving truck with sharp blades into crowd <@vi> um <@vi> awesome? #914 - September 02 2012 20:52:12. < Khar> Like almost everything. You can't make pre-judgements about anything to do with human behaviour < Kris> Man, I always wear sunscreen < Kris> SPF45, actually < Kris> It's a good thing to do < Khar> I go everywhere inside a giant sphere made of titanium composite lined with bismuth-tin #810 - February 05 2012 19:31:45. <KharBevNor> It's about democratic peoples armies run by real-time wiki voting rising up and overthrowing the governments of the world <KharBevNor> basically <Kris> Which won't happen until late next week #69 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone <Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE <kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing? <egg> Yes. <egg> Don't. #583 - April 21 2009 12:06:28. <orospakr> hmm, I wouldn't mind dating a girl who is a neuroscience major :) <Voodoo> i wouldn't mind dating a girl #644 - June 09 2010 11:46:10. <Patches> my grandmother <Patches> goes out of her way <Patches> to get me drunk <Patches> when i cook her dinner <TrailMix> Burma Shave #1047 - March 23 2015 14:42:18. <prixels> SMOKE WEED EVERY well whenever it is convenient and won't get in the way of your other activities #178 - September 30 2005 16:30:58. <@Erik> Er, better than busy dodging the cops or something. <@Lion> heh <@Lion> I did that a little bit, too. <@Lion> If by "dodging" you mean "going to" and by "cops" you mean "gay bar." Comment: #qc

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