QDB II: Random

Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #177 - September 30 2005 16:30:47. <max__> im tempted to eat the tablespoon of pretzel flavored salt at the bottom of this bag Comment: aren't we all... #998 - September 06 2013 17:16:45. <dork> this channel is busting at the seams with retardation <foebrian> there is a difference in being a kid at heart and being a fucking mental fuck. #572 - October 02 2008 23:03:34. <rolloffle> anyone who says technology doesn't have a dehumanising effect should consider the fact that grouphug.us has a fucking RSS FEED. <rolloffle> human misery delivered straight to your newsreader! #596 - October 23 2009 20:35:55. <Hwin> it only hurts when I poop #97 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+UnityDivided> I say to my dad "So apparently Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader." <+UnityDivided> my dad acts shocked and my mom says "Now why would you say something like that, didn't you just ruin the movie for him?" <+UnityDivided> my dad and I burst out laughing Comment: #wpi #56 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Kalypso> !8ball AM I GOING TO GET LAID IN THE NEXT CENTURY?!?! <+uselessbot> Kalypso: Nope. ... <+Kalypso> Let's try this again <+Kalypso> !8ball Will I ever, EVER, in this life or any following, get laid? ... <+Kalypso> !8ball WILL I EVER GET LAID?! <+uselessbot> Kalypso: No way. ... <!Stray_Pussy> !8ball Will Kalypso ever get laid? <+uselessbot> Stray_Pussy: Errrr......I'd rather not answer. Comment: #wpi #482 - July 04 2007 00:45:44. <Coyote27> They see me chocoboin' <Coyote27> they be hatin' <Coyote27> tryin' to catch me ridin' birdy #834 - March 08 2012 18:32:09. <@vi> if i want to look relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration #210 - October 27 2005 19:37:51. <%typobox43> (I/O, I/O, it's to the bus we go) <%typobox43> I can just imagine the electrical pulses singing that. <+BlindFool> You need to be shot #609 - January 04 2010 18:09:41. < Zyr> oh, BlaqkMage! I realised something the other day <BlaqkMage> hmm? < Zyr> I lost my virginity THE DAY i stopped playing WoW Comment: #qc #326 - June 01 2006 01:30:52. <@Toba> <+Toba> I just made an efnet channel lose the game <@Toba> <+Toba> it was fun <@Toba> <+Toba> <_< >_> <@Toba> <@robert> hahaha <@Toba> <@robert> wait <@Toba> <@robert> FUCK <@Toba> <@robert> asshat <@andrew> fucking <@andrew> Toba you're a faggot Comment: #trimethylxanthine #158 - September 29 2005 19:17:40. <phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k <juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!" #425 - January 21 2007 19:29:50. <Quendus> nobody's here <Catfish_Man> unpossible <@Toba> inlikely * nobody is certainly here Comment: #qc #18 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+drucifer> coolant level VERY low * +Toba doesn't have to worry about coolant in his PC <+drucifer> in my car... Comment: #hothardware #823 - February 27 2012 15:31:19. <ScribbleJ> Basically my stance is, of course God doesn't exist; He told me so. #225 - November 01 2005 21:08:47. <CCCompHobbyist> god damn, did you people just get lives or something? <+Toba> I'm reading slashdot, does that count as getting a life? <!Pi_Rho> no <+Toba> didn't think so Comment: #wpi #948 - March 13 2013 16:50:04. <tac> Haskell will prevent attackers from doing any damage because type systems! #881 - May 22 2012 17:17:47. <tommydski> if you're bored during sex with me, your attention span must be all of 14-18 seconds max #2 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. <clonak> .... <clonak> O_O Comment: #hothardware #433 - February 03 2007 15:25:00. <+Toba> do people with multiple-personality disorder ever have both active at the same time? <+Toba> fighting for control over the person's body? <@Rebound> It wouldn't be that surprising <@Rebound> especially if there was a "dominant" personality <+Izzy> i HATE cookies I WANT TO KILL THEM they're delicious <+Toba> haha <@Rebound> LOL <+Toba> KILL THEM WITH... CHEWING <+Izzy> DELICIOUS... DELICIOUS... DESTROYING... <+Izzy> TOBA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH love and happiness! <+Toba> awesome. <+Izzy> :D come here and let me give you a STABBING Comment: #wpi #673 - February 04 2011 13:56:52. <bluehat> if you get tanked off hard alcohol you're some college kid <bluehat> if you get tanked off wine you're classy <bluehat> with this new knowledge I have become one of the classiest motherfuckers I know #224 - October 30 2005 15:15:23. * BluD goes off to burn some DVD's <Daishi> Pirate. <@BluD> ... <@BluD> Hard drive backup DVD's <@BluD> not movie ones... <Daishi> Too bad. <jtwenting> no, very good <jtwenting> they should reinstate the practice of keel hauling and hanging for pirates <Toba> the MPAA is working on that Comment: #daniweb #325 - May 24 2006 18:30:09. <pip> i can see myself at school whipping a sandwich out of my vagina 'what? it's lunch time!' Comment: #qc #756 - November 08 2011 16:50:41. <@andrewjb> I just accidentally ordered $40 of chinese food. <@andrewjb> MISTAKES AREN'T ALWAYS REGRETS. #690 - April 23 2011 00:00:44. <Zygo> "if you can't watch the cat videos, it's time for a faster computer"

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