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#763 - November 21 2011 14:46:03.
<procto> I've been going to the medical practice of Procto Downloads Medical Textbooks Off Library.nu, M.D.
<procto> and that's been surprisingly ok

#737 - October 10 2011 23:07:12.
<@Toba> in small lowercase i hope
<@Toba> no punctuation
<@Toba> sans serif
<@jackc> right
<@kastein> this makes so much sense.
<@jackc> with good kerning though
<@Toba> of course
<@Toba> without good kerning, life is nothing
<@jackc> without kerning, we can do no learning

#115 - August 18 2005 11:23:00.
<`Orum> yeah, pointers = the best thing since sliced bread
* CompHobby points at the sliced bread
<CompHobby> ME POINTING AT IT IS A LOT BETTER THEN THE BREAD ITSELF
<CompHobby> ... probably since it's moldy.
<CompHobby> time to call DiscardBread(int hWnd, int * lpBread)
<hefty> or Loaf.Destroy
Comment: #winapi

#214 - October 27 2005 19:38:17.
<Obliterat> do you have a fast connection or are you just fast at typing?

#237 - November 15 2005 04:11:43.
<rob-bot> k, i got attacked by this hobo today on the side of the road, with his hat full of change and everything
<(``)> what you do?
<rob-bot> i asked him if he had change for a 5

#367 - August 14 2006 22:33:36.
<@tedivm> so, the cat just jumped on the table, grabbed a piece of general tso's, and ran off with it
<@tedivm> fucking cannibal
Comment: #WPI

#750 - October 26 2011 15:18:23.
<@bluehat> what part of getting naked and fucking on a roof do you think involves planning?

#188 - October 01 2005 20:41:18.
<Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a  bunch of queers

#699 - May 20 2011 16:42:37.
<Cotton> God I feel fucking awesome. I did command line things and they didn't cause my computer to blow up.

#915 - September 02 2012 20:52:15.
<bonnie--> as many times as i learn what the word oneiric means, i almost instantly forget it

#67 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Robert> i was getting pissed at people on my website
<+Robert> for posting porn
<+Robert> so to get back, instead of banning or yelling, I posted goatse and tubgirl
<+Robert> i just did it now
<+Toba> heheh.
* +Toba awaits news of horrified users quitting Robert's forums
Comment: #wpi

#708 - August 07 2011 13:24:45.
<+shades> If I were in the market I would pull out like an unproven method for birthcontrol

#824 - February 27 2012 19:52:52.
<@deadeye> have you tried irc'ing whilst biking
<@vi> i would fall over instantly
<@vi> rofb (rolling on floor bleeding)

#985 - July 26 2013 16:19:55.
<@sung> vaccines turned my child into a pony-loving fedora-wearing autistic monster

#148 - September 29 2005 19:15:51.
<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand
<thegleek> wow
<thegleek> old school

#1025 - April 23 2014 18:10:43.
<@steakman> i like to have a BAC of at least .10 before pushing to production

#23 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Stavs> yea, programing is 2 hard 4 me...
<+Stavs> i just stick 2 hardware these days :P
<+Toba> I try not 2 use numbers 4 letters or words. :P
<+Stavs> and yet u end up doing it  n e way ;)
Comment: #hothardware

#593 - October 18 2009 20:21:51.
<Hana> Keep fuckin' that chicken.

#295 - April 04 2006 01:16:01.
bcreasy: come check this out
gbarnes: no
bcreasy: *shiny thing*
gbarnes: oh, be right there

#230 - November 05 2005 21:15:25.
Xeno: *listens to bananphone*
Xeno: its been stuck in my head
Duke: Oh man
Xeno: To top it off a friend online started typing hte lyrics.
Duke: Ring ring ring ring ring ring rign bananaphone
Duke: I'd like to see that guy in a punk band
Duke: Ring ring ring BANANARCHY!!!!
Xeno: ...I could scoure the internet for ages and never find an emoticon to either praise or insult you

#157 - September 29 2005 19:17:36.
<khamosis> oh man... i had typed "hey! anyone awake?" in another channel about 20 minutes ago
<khamosis> and just now i saw it and typed "yes!" not realizing it was me

#393 - October 31 2006 11:44:21.
<+Vegitto> My mom called me a son of a bitch for calling her a bitch...

#794 - January 10 2012 14:35:19.
<@marra> the world's end should have a good sound track

#92 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<aws> i use <> on mysql
<Toba|Unix> <> == !=?
<Toba|Unix> heh.
<aws> WHAT
<Toba|Unix> lol aws
<Toba|Unix> Comatose gets it I'm sure
<@Comatose> yup
<@Comatose> lol
Comment: #daniweb

#1051 - May 20 2015 11:58:11.
<NegativeK> "As a penguin, I throw fish at the mobile device."



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