QDB II: Random

Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #538 - December 20 2007 16:30:16. <Lem> "make me a sammich" <Lem> "i have pooped" <Lem> "waaaa. boobie" <heather> .... <Gryph> hee <Gryph> are we talking about what babies think about, or boys? #743 - October 14 2011 02:21:12. <nago> This year has been a pretty spectacular festival of disillusionment. #605 - December 02 2009 00:26:56. <@_nago> it's kind of cool when your theory numbers and experiment numbers are close and gay with each other #580 - April 07 2009 14:05:19. <pip> MY FRIEND IS GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE MARINE CORPS! <pip> strange turn of events <pip> umm, he's getting kicked out for mental instability <Aeneas> ah, so he's a very GOOD frend of yours? <pip> we were on a psych ward together. Comment: #qc #886 - June 02 2012 23:25:07. <rhys> I'm going to stick a straw in you and turn you into a bong if you don't tell me what the fuck you're talking about #79 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> I wish I could do this: <+Toba> cd /usr/world/;ls -RlF | grep my_socks <+Toba> that is so much better than getting up and looking <+jade_dixon> is that where you mounted /dev/world? <+UnityDivide> Toba: why not just download new socks? <+jade_dixon> emerge socks <!CompHobbyist> jade_dixon: no, that's where he mounted /dev/univa0 Comment: #wpi #942 - February 13 2013 15:37:15. <b0b> I had a really hot lady doctor give me a rectal exam & then she took my BP & said it was high ... I just said, well, no shit! #691 - April 24 2011 14:33:05. <@Sargun-19866-196720> Cheap developers, The Cloud, a working app: Choose two. #673 - February 04 2011 13:56:52. <bluehat> if you get tanked off hard alcohol you're some college kid <bluehat> if you get tanked off wine you're classy <bluehat> with this new knowledge I have become one of the classiest motherfuckers I know #234 - November 15 2005 04:11:21. Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?" Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away

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