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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #290 - March 22 2006 02:05:50. <+LovelyCrap> my house has no electricity. this computer is running of solar power stored in a battery <+Toba> that's electricity... Comment: #hothardware #374 - August 31 2006 21:55:09. <DoubleAW> So you could teach it to go "O RLY? when someone says something dumb. <Alegis> O RLY <Princy> O RLY Comment: #qc #834 - March 08 2012 18:32:09. <@vi> if i want to look relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration #625 - January 27 2010 18:46:09. <~nago> the rest of the world lives in a nice house, they associate the bathroom with poop and bad smells <~nago> however the bathroom would like you to remember that it is the toilet where the poop is located <~nago> america is the bathroom, the south is the toilet #51 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> wtf... I have a blank CDR in the drive and it's acting like there is stuff on it <!Stray_Pussy> heh <+Toba> THIS COMPUTER IS POSESSED <+Toba> the drive won't open, the CD is hiding <!Stray_Pussy> all computers are posessed <+Toba> well this one is possessed by the devil <+Toba> or bill gates <+Toba> can't tell which <!Stray_Pussy> lol <+Toba> curses in five languages are running through my mind right now <!Stray_Pussy> i bet <+Toba> english, german, spanish, huttese, and c++ <!Stray_Pussy> c++ <!Stray_Pussy> how do you swear in c++? <+Toba> return 1; Comment: #wpi #85 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. * Joins: GillBates (~GillBates@3d6b14e3.1c6ad229.scrm01.pacbell.net) <nanosani> wow its GillBates who joined.... will he be introducing another OS named "doors" <Toba|Unix> haha <Toba|Unix> well if he did, I'd be suing him for stealing my OCS XINU code Comment: #daniweb #392 - October 31 2006 11:42:10. <@rowsdower> i had a dream that i died and went to heaven <@rowsdower> and heaven was irc <@rowsdower> no joke <@rowsdower> i was like "ok, i'm dead...now what" <@rowsdower> and all of a sudden my entire world was an mirc window Comment: #wpi #988 - July 30 2013 12:19:06. <NegativeK> Tomorrow: Obama pardons Manning for doing a service to his country. #851 - April 03 2012 13:51:23. <Zygo> (((1 ? 9:9) - (0 ? 9:9) + 1) == 32) <Mouse> y'know... <Mouse> that mess is actually a valid null pointer constant. <Zygo> if this is the software, what must the hardware be like? <Kassandry> Full of eldritch etchings of silicon, snaking tentacles through the arcana of transistors and capacitors, layer upon maddening layer, in which electrons flow like the staircases in a macabre M.C. Escher drawing. #476 - June 06 2007 22:02:21. <@Gryph> does the spleen actually do anything <@star> Eh just some white blood cells <@Gryph> spleencakes with maple syrup? <@eth0> not anymore, at least his doesnt <@kelly> and who needs white blood cells?! <@kelly> not me! <@star> exactly! <@eth0> pff, I prefer marinara over alfredo anyways <@Toba> alfredo is too cheesy <@kelly> mmm cheesy white blood cells <@Toba> that's pus, kelly <@kelly> ... <@Gryph> I... <@star> kind of like cheese * Toba was kicked by kelly (kelly)

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