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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #1064 - November 12 2019 17:30:14. < jackc> jesus, i search google for supported fpga device families for altera tool versions < jackc> and goog only shows me one ad, for brown fedoras, large #495 - July 26 2007 11:06:52. <!rowsdower> i need a shower <!rowsdower> after that <!rowsdower> too much hardcore awesome <@Toba> that's what she said <!rowsdower> i wish <@Toba> that's what she said <!rowsdower> stop now <@Toba> that's what she said Comment: #wpi #665 - November 09 2010 22:41:02. <bluehat> whaddya need a computer to do that for? Back in my day when we wanted to find aliens we took a rifle out back and started walking <bluehat> that came out a lot more racist than it was suppose to #808 - January 27 2012 12:52:14. <help> deadeye: i think that architects are just trying to one-up eachother with how shitty of a building they can get us to pay for =( <@Spuddy> i designed your office space to be a floating pyramid. Its LEED platinum, and also has wheelchair access. <help> the wheelchair ramps have a 45 degree slope. enjoy. <@deadeye> did you see the exploding twin towers design <@deadeye> that duder has balls =( <@Spuddy> the idea is that on the first day of work, the building shifts and locks you into a sarcophagus and you are forced to work until the end of your days #188 - October 01 2005 20:41:18. <Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a bunch of queers #1038 - October 09 2014 09:53:39. <@xo> also fun fact <@xo> if you tag every tweet w/ #zionism <@xo> lots of palestinian rappers will folow u <@xo> #themoreyouknow #759 - November 10 2011 12:02:33. <xo> i have a sparc box <!jackc> i recall my solaris 8 days <xo> could only ever get solaris 8 <xo> to run on it <!jackc> i got so many bitches <xo> i bet bro <xo> bitches get wet <xo> for enterprise operating systems <!jackc> yes #327 - June 06 2006 15:24:20. <@rowsdower> i thought you didn't allow ircds :o <@robert> i normally don't <@robert> unless i need grocery money Comment: #wpi #317 - May 14 2006 18:41:01. <+Toba> kal has something on the mind <+Toba> I think <@rowsdower> clown cum? <+Kalypso> lmfao <+Kalypso> when do i not Comment: #wpi #95 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> <@AJ> although, the only person I've killed is myself <+Toba> <@AJ> very temperary irc server <+Toba> <@Toba> you run a server? o_0 <+Toba> <@Toba> what OS? <+Toba> <@AJ> apache * +Toba dies <@DaPrivateer> zmong <@DaPrivateer> omg* <+Toba> ahahhaa <+chels> apache bad or somethin? o.o Comment: #wpi #514 - September 18 2007 20:45:08. <!Toba> ZERO TO BOOT ON HED IN 3.8 WHORES/PARSEC Comment: #NR #131 - September 27 2005 11:38:55. (nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension (nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think. #489 - July 21 2007 20:07:29. <+tedivm> so anyways, we just hired this girl for some temp work with the possibility of hiring her at the end of the project <+tedivm> but she spoiled harry potter so i fired her Comment: #wpi #309 - April 25 2006 13:41:12. <mangoduck> WHY IN FUCK DO GAS PRICES KEEP GOING UP <Vergo> CAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP USING MORE AND MORE, WHILE SUPPLIES ARE BECOMING MORE LIMITED! <mangoduck> MY CAR WILL NEVER STOP BECAUSE I AM GOING TO CONVERT IT TO RUN ON POLITICS Comment: #qc #392 - October 31 2006 11:42:10. <@rowsdower> i had a dream that i died and went to heaven <@rowsdower> and heaven was irc <@rowsdower> no joke <@rowsdower> i was like "ok, i'm dead...now what" <@rowsdower> and all of a sudden my entire world was an mirc window Comment: #wpi #624 - January 26 2010 19:29:04. <@hmmm_> the directorate has been afk #835 - March 09 2012 16:46:31. <@jackc> Purging configuration files for libpam-modules ... <@jackc> im boned now <@jackc> sigh <@jackc> i just wanted to write some damn math <@jackc> and here i am #53 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <David-63> !seen bibite * David-63 kicks himself... damn violator Joins: laggerzero -12 users - ChanServ sets mode: +o laggerzero HotHardware sets mode: +v laggerzero Ť@ laggerzeroť !seen comphobbyist Ť@ laggerzeroť heh Ť@ laggerzeroť no violator <David-63> OMG Lagger Comment: #hothardware #68 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> visit slashdot everyone <+Toba> 100% april fool's headlines <+Toba> and n00bs would believe them :o <+Thomasina> ahhh shit i just got april fools * +Thomasina starts banging head agaisnt wall <+Toba> did you just get april fooled by slashdot? <+Thomasina> stupid me <+Thomasina> yes <+Toba> even after I said it? <+Thomasina> yes <+Toba> omgwtfroflhax Comment: #hothardware #782 - December 14 2011 12:06:52. <help> speaking of taking a giant shit, i'm looking at an oracle dump right now <help> and one of the commands it generated was "ANALSTATS" #308 - April 25 2006 13:41:02. <%Shadow> there is no girl equivalent of chuck norris <+Kalypso> yes there is <+Kalypso> me PMSing Comment: #WPI #12 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> drucifer, the legal genius <+ASM57> haha * +Toba pictures drucifer smoking pot and writing the constitution <+drucifer> LOL! <+drucifer> ROFL <+ASM57> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <+Toba> How different this country would be... Comment: #hothardware #431 - February 01 2007 13:27:07. <InsanityDivined> my roommate's girlfriend called at 7 this morning <aimeewobbles> ..... <aimeewobbles> throw water on her, see if she melts <InsanityDivined> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <InsanityDivined> YES #399 - November 16 2006 18:13:26. <tedium> i'm part german, french, and lebanonese. so i'll invade poland by suicide bombing it but give up at the first sign of trouble Comment: #qc #270 - February 07 2006 12:45:00. <cypher> http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/ <cypher> that 413 error is pretty funny <!Toba> cypher: not as funny as your mom's panties <!Toba> hers say 402 Payment Required * cypher stabs Toba through his face Comment: #ircirl

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