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#1064 - November 12 2019 17:30:14.
< jackc> jesus, i search google for supported fpga device families for altera tool versions
< jackc> and goog only shows me one ad, for brown fedoras, large

#495 - July 26 2007 11:06:52.
<!rowsdower> i need a shower
<!rowsdower> after that
<!rowsdower> too much hardcore awesome
<@Toba> that's what she said
<!rowsdower> i wish
<@Toba> that's what she said
<!rowsdower> stop now
<@Toba> that's what she said
Comment: #wpi

#665 - November 09 2010 22:41:02.
<bluehat> whaddya need a computer to do that for? Back in my day when we wanted to find aliens we took a rifle out back and started walking
<bluehat> that came out a lot more racist than it was suppose to

#808 - January 27 2012 12:52:14.
<help> deadeye: i think that architects are just trying to one-up eachother with how shitty of a building they can get us to pay for =(
<@Spuddy> i designed your office space to be a floating pyramid. Its LEED platinum, and also has wheelchair access.
<help> the wheelchair ramps have a 45 degree slope.  enjoy.
<@deadeye> did you see the exploding twin towers design
<@deadeye> that duder has balls =(
<@Spuddy> the idea is that on the first day of work, the building shifts and locks you into a sarcophagus and you are forced to work until the end of your days

#188 - October 01 2005 20:41:18.
<Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a  bunch of queers

#1038 - October 09 2014 09:53:39.
<@xo> also fun fact
<@xo> if you tag every tweet w/ #zionism
<@xo> lots of palestinian rappers will folow u
<@xo> #themoreyouknow

#759 - November 10 2011 12:02:33.
<xo> i have a sparc box
<!jackc> i recall my solaris 8 days
<xo> could only ever get solaris 8
<xo> to run on it
<!jackc> i got so many bitches
<xo> i bet bro
<xo> bitches get wet
<xo> for enterprise operating systems
<!jackc> yes

#327 - June 06 2006 15:24:20.
<@rowsdower> i thought you didn't allow ircds :o
<@robert> i normally don't
<@robert> unless i need grocery money
Comment: #wpi

#317 - May 14 2006 18:41:01.
<+Toba> kal has something on the mind
<+Toba> I think
<@rowsdower> clown cum?
<+Kalypso> lmfao
<+Kalypso> when do i not
Comment: #wpi

#95 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba> <@AJ> although, the only person I've killed is myself
<+Toba> <@AJ> very temperary irc server
<+Toba> <@Toba> you run a server? o_0
<+Toba> <@Toba> what OS?
<+Toba> <@AJ> apache
* +Toba dies
<@DaPrivateer> zmong
<@DaPrivateer> omg*
<+Toba> ahahhaa
<+chels> apache bad or somethin? o.o
Comment: #wpi

#514 - September 18 2007 20:45:08.
<!Toba> ZERO TO BOOT ON HED IN 3.8 WHORES/PARSEC
Comment: #NR

#131 - September 27 2005 11:38:55.
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.

#489 - July 21 2007 20:07:29.
<+tedivm> so anyways, we just hired this girl for some temp work with the possibility of hiring her at the end of the project                                                            
<+tedivm> but she spoiled harry potter so i fired her  
Comment: #wpi

#309 - April 25 2006 13:41:12.
<mangoduck> WHY IN FUCK DO GAS PRICES KEEP GOING UP
<Vergo> CAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP USING MORE AND MORE, WHILE SUPPLIES ARE BECOMING MORE LIMITED!
<mangoduck> MY CAR WILL NEVER STOP BECAUSE I AM GOING TO CONVERT IT TO RUN ON POLITICS
Comment: #qc

#392 - October 31 2006 11:42:10.
<@rowsdower> i had a dream that i died and went to heaven
<@rowsdower> and heaven was irc
<@rowsdower> no joke
<@rowsdower> i was like "ok, i'm dead...now what"
<@rowsdower> and all of a sudden my entire world was an mirc window
Comment: #wpi

#624 - January 26 2010 19:29:04.
<@hmmm_> the directorate has been afk

#835 - March 09 2012 16:46:31.
<@jackc> Purging configuration files for libpam-modules ...
<@jackc> im boned now
<@jackc> sigh
<@jackc> i just wanted to write some damn math
<@jackc> and here i am

#53 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<David-63> !seen bibite
* David-63 kicks himself... damn violator
Joins: laggerzero -12 users -
ChanServ sets mode: +o laggerzero
HotHardware sets mode: +v laggerzero
«@ laggerzero» !seen comphobbyist
«@ laggerzero» heh
«@ laggerzero» no violator
<David-63> OMG Lagger
Comment: #hothardware

#68 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba> visit slashdot everyone
<+Toba> 100% april fool's headlines
<+Toba> and n00bs would believe them :o
<+Thomasina> ahhh shit i just got april fools
* +Thomasina starts banging head agaisnt wall
<+Toba> did you just get april fooled by slashdot?
<+Thomasina> stupid me
<+Thomasina> yes
<+Toba> even after I said it?
<+Thomasina> yes
<+Toba> omgwtfroflhax
Comment: #hothardware

#782 - December 14 2011 12:06:52.
<help> speaking of taking a giant shit, i'm looking at an oracle dump right now
<help> and one of the commands it generated was "ANALSTATS"

#308 - April 25 2006 13:41:02.
<%Shadow> there is no girl equivalent of chuck norris
<+Kalypso> yes there is
<+Kalypso> me PMSing
Comment: #WPI

#12 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba> drucifer, the legal genius
<+ASM57> haha
* +Toba pictures drucifer smoking pot and writing the constitution
<+drucifer> LOL!
<+drucifer> ROFL
<+ASM57> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<+Toba> How different this country would be...
Comment: #hothardware

#431 - February 01 2007 13:27:07.
<InsanityDivined> my roommate's girlfriend called at 7 this morning
<aimeewobbles> .....
<aimeewobbles> throw water on her, see if she melts
<InsanityDivined> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<InsanityDivined> YES

#399 - November 16 2006 18:13:26.
<tedium> i'm part german, french, and lebanonese. so i'll invade poland by suicide bombing it but give up at the first sign of trouble
Comment: #qc

#270 - February 07 2006 12:45:00.
<cypher> http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/
<cypher> that 413 error is pretty funny
<!Toba> cypher: not as funny as your mom's panties
<!Toba> hers say 402 Payment Required
* cypher stabs Toba through his face
Comment: #ircirl



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