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#193 - October 07 2005 16:11:09.
<mahangu> mumbles, how'd you like to get paid 15$ a page for writing for a tech mag
<mumbles> sounds good
<mumbles> though my righting skills probally not that good

#610 - January 04 2010 18:09:53.
[02:14] <!Toba_> sup, its 2010
[02:14] < Pyromancer> liar
[02:14] <!Toba_> yes it is, fuck alaska

#588 - May 31 2009 12:26:51.
<!Toba_> perl sort of sucks.
<!Toba_> alucard, thoughts?
<!Alucard> s/<(?:[^>'"]*|(['"]).*?\1)*>//gs
<!Toba_> that's what I thought.
Comment: #nr

#270 - February 07 2006 12:45:00.
<cypher> http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/
<cypher> that 413 error is pretty funny
<!Toba> cypher: not as funny as your mom's panties
<!Toba> hers say 402 Payment Required
* cypher stabs Toba through his face
Comment: #ircirl

#279 - February 27 2006 18:31:18.
<@daniel> my car gets 403200 rod per hogshead
Comment: #qc

#298 - April 05 2006 22:44:14.
<@Roadhog> fuck
<@Roadhog> owned
<@Roadhog> theres no spoons
<@Toba> Roadhog: ...what?
<@Roadhog> so now im eating cereal with a fork
Comment: #hothardware

#907 - August 17 2012 16:16:54.
<squawk> Did you know: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" and "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn" are actual anagrams?

#246 - November 30 2005 22:57:14.
<%UnityDivide> is it good...when a girl says "you...are the best thing that has happened to me" ?
<!Alucard> yes?
<%MrSpock> i'm going to go with yes
<Tina> definitely... unless she's a crazy bitch
Comment: #wpi

#883 - May 29 2012 14:36:54.
<r4v3n> so we found an issue in our service that made someone say "who wrote that code, let's fire that person" only to find out we already had...

#469 - May 28 2007 23:54:43.
<+tedivm> damnit, i have yet to find a picture of pregnant nuns having sex
<+`Orum> tedivm: one word--photoshoop
<+tedivm> yea, but i can't masturbate to something i've put that much effort into
<+tedivm> that may explain most of my relationship issues right there
Comment: #wpi

#923 - November 05 2012 15:21:04.
<jackc> first line in this file:
<jackc> DROP TABLE IF EXISTS `caring`;

#780 - December 08 2011 19:43:38.
<+ScribbleJ> All my exes know each other... fucking IRC

#327 - June 06 2006 15:24:20.
<@rowsdower> i thought you didn't allow ircds :o
<@robert> i normally don't
<@robert> unless i need grocery money
Comment: #wpi

#664 - October 13 2010 12:02:40.
<nago_> why work hard when you can cheat with technology

#789 - January 05 2012 15:19:51.
<@randy> i can't seem to get my computer to play nice with scans -> pdf .. so, this is funny, when i need something scanned into a pdf, i fax from my home fax machine to my efax account with sends the scan in pdf to my email.

#701 - June 13 2011 00:47:08.
<kastein> well time to put on some pants and weld things
<jackc> dont mix up the order of operations there

#130 - September 27 2005 11:38:51.
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do.

#401 - December 10 2006 03:08:35.
<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart.

#169 - September 30 2005 14:59:13.
* Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks)
* Kurt sets mode: +b *!*@*frap.net
<SteamedHams> Now listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye

#400 - December 01 2006 09:09:47.
<tdk> :/ I have come up with a stupid joke
<tdk> "What does a subatomic duck say?"
<tdk> "Quark"
<Serena[T]> i need sleep
<Serena[T]> that actuallyh made me chuckle

#845 - March 27 2012 19:34:41.
<@Toba_> is blaxploitation when it's a movie about an african hacker
<vi> let's make a genre 'blancsploitation' where we exploit white culture
<vi> wait is 'office space' 'blancsploitation' O_O

#4 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<Bog> people should always look at what they fuck
<Bog> i mean type
<Bog> ..
Comment: #hothardware

#736 - October 05 2011 16:33:20.
<@jtn> I had not considered rectal prolapse.

#842 - March 23 2012 12:00:20.
<@homunculus> afk, testing aerodynamicity of penis

#93 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+robert> we have over 37 various rifles in the house, 15 pistols, 3 shotguns
<+Toba> robert's family is sounding more and more like a bunch of millitants
<!CompHobbyist> haha
<+IceChain> >.<
<+robert> they're too stupid to be militants
<+Toba> rednecks then
Comment: #wpi



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