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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #264 - February 03 2006 18:45:38. <eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH #683 - March 30 2011 14:45:11. <Toba> shit, this is in norwegian <Toba> how did this happen I don't even #313 - May 05 2006 03:07:42. <Jen> like my friend would get so in trouble if they called home for a ride and they were drunk <Vergo> Bikes ftw :) <eth0> drunk biking eh? that brings back memories <eth0> or... lack thereof Comment: #qc #114 - August 15 2005 16:15:23. <@adapter> Temperature: (Case: 29°C/84°F, CPU Diode: 32°C/90°F, CPU Socket: 36°C/97°F, Fan 1: 7848RPM) <@Toba> Temperature: (Your mom: 99 F) <@adapter> where in MA do you live? <@compguy> wow, your mom is hot. <@compguy> hahahahahha <@Toba> adapter is coming to beat my ass Comment: #trimethylxanthine #490 - July 23 2007 18:34:18. <Nyxling> See? th girls at WPI aren't ugly. We just have bigger balls then the guys. Tralala. Comment: #wpi #739 - October 12 2011 19:40:01. <+ente> I started using RCS for config files, tbh ;) #487 - July 08 2007 17:04:14. [17:59:26]* Toba has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI [17:59:34]* rcaron has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here [17:59:41]* Toba has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here | something long preferably [17:59:41]* Jack has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here | something long preferably [17:59:41]* Tigrael has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here | penis Comment: #wpi #398 - November 13 2006 01:51:03. <jjfs85> Ares/bitTorrent is god <%spock1104> ares? isn't that some greek god of war? <+ba> clearly its the greek god of digital sharing Comment: #wpi #163 - September 29 2005 19:18:12. <paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE #289 - March 22 2006 02:03:59. <Bog> <+Toba> only lame people aren't portable <Bog> lame - Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying. <+Toba> way to overanalyze my lame joke bog Comment: #wpi #501 - August 06 2007 19:36:20. <!rowsdower> and make it look liek i was laying eggs <@Toba|BSD> they would break <!rowsdower> not if they're hard boiled <!rowsdower> they might chip a little though <!rowsdower> that sounds unpleasant <@Toba|BSD> yeah it does <ginman> you might birth a chicken <!rowsdower> i'm goign to go ahead and not ever think about this again <!rowsdower> the last thing i would ever want is a live chicken in my cooch Comment: #wpi #42 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <laggerzero> msn never works <Elsparrow-IDIOT> Not true <Elsparrow-IDIOT> 99% of the time it doesnt <Elsparrow-IDIOT> :P Comment: #hothardware #435 - February 04 2007 21:01:04. <Bender> blah blah blah bitch moan whine <%spock1104> ^ Comment: #wpi #423 - January 18 2007 22:22:07. <twitchy> Never develop with Wordpad <twitchy> It's inferior to Word in almost every way Comment: #wpi #433 - February 03 2007 15:25:00. <+Toba> do people with multiple-personality disorder ever have both active at the same time? <+Toba> fighting for control over the person's body? <@Rebound> It wouldn't be that surprising <@Rebound> especially if there was a "dominant" personality <+Izzy> i HATE cookies I WANT TO KILL THEM they're delicious <+Toba> haha <@Rebound> LOL <+Toba> KILL THEM WITH... CHEWING <+Izzy> DELICIOUS... DELICIOUS... DESTROYING... <+Izzy> TOBA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH love and happiness! <+Toba> awesome. <+Izzy> :D come here and let me give you a STABBING Comment: #wpi #54 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <%aimerz> I got puberty wicked young :/ <%aimerz> my boobs started growing in 4th grade <+WPIRobert> so did mine Comment: #wpi #710 - August 18 2011 12:12:18. <daniel> bloody hell <daniel> I just did Elizabeth, as Rx'd <daniel> and it hurt like hell and took me over 11 minutes <Toba> I'm gonna assume that elizabeth is a girl <Voodoo> also, i'm going to need the name of your doctor #40 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@CompHobbyist> though we did make a fake bomb a few days ago <@CompHobbyist> we started with a 17Ah lead acid battery that I found, it has an internal break so it can't be used <+Chronojam|wtf> I made a fake pack of remote-detonateable C3 (the explosive of the future!!) and taped it to Jaime's door down the hall. <@CompHobbyist> then we taped a large electrolytic capacitor to the side and ran a spiraled up red and black wire to a red LED on the top <@CompHobbyist> we put it in the hall outside the jock's door, then asked Lee (the RA) if it was OK to leave it there <@CompHobbyist> he goes "what the **** is that?!" in his annoying whiny constipated sounding voice <+Chronojam|wtf> Damn straight. <@CompHobbyist> and lee goes "it's a bomb" jokingly <@CompHobbyist> the kid says "why did you build a bomb?!?" and turns around, walks back down the hall to the lounge and tells everyone that there is a bomb in the hall <+Chronojam|wtf> One kid refused to come out of his room... <+Toba> I can just see the fark headline now <+Toba> "Geeks fake bomb threat in dorm, jailarity ensues" Comment: Chronojam and CompHobbyist are roomates in college. #1042 - December 01 2014 13:06:26. <@alh> Did you hear Men at Work started an internet company? They come from a LAN down under #762 - November 15 2011 14:01:00. <dork> "any language can be a mess" is like the "you can die from eating enough of anything" of code debate #776 - December 01 2011 20:25:43. <ba> maybe you just don't get it <ba> one day, it'll all make sense #129 - September 27 2005 11:38:46. <Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight <Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner * Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on *** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away *** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco * Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs. <Scofco> so much for that plan <Jason> Wow, that was quick. <Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream <Idioteq> MASTER CHEF #885 - June 01 2012 13:20:08. <@nightshroud> Got an email from my advisor about a Golden Sower Award. Misread an extra letter into it at first. #476 - June 06 2007 22:02:21. <@Gryph> does the spleen actually do anything <@star> Eh just some white blood cells <@Gryph> spleencakes with maple syrup? <@eth0> not anymore, at least his doesnt <@kelly> and who needs white blood cells?! <@kelly> not me! <@star> exactly! <@eth0> pff, I prefer marinara over alfredo anyways <@Toba> alfredo is too cheesy <@kelly> mmm cheesy white blood cells <@Toba> that's pus, kelly <@kelly> ... <@Gryph> I... <@star> kind of like cheese * Toba was kicked by kelly (kelly) #895 - June 27 2012 17:47:55. <@Gahan> Q: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? <@Gahan> A: Oranges because bathtowels have sleeves

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