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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #193 - October 07 2005 16:11:09. <mahangu> mumbles, how'd you like to get paid 15$ a page for writing for a tech mag <mumbles> sounds good <mumbles> though my righting skills probally not that good #610 - January 04 2010 18:09:53. [02:14] <!Toba_> sup, its 2010 [02:14] < Pyromancer> liar [02:14] <!Toba_> yes it is, fuck alaska #588 - May 31 2009 12:26:51. <!Toba_> perl sort of sucks. <!Toba_> alucard, thoughts? <!Alucard> s/<(?:[^>'"]*|(['"]).*?\1)*>//gs <!Toba_> that's what I thought. Comment: #nr #270 - February 07 2006 12:45:00. <cypher> http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/ <cypher> that 413 error is pretty funny <!Toba> cypher: not as funny as your mom's panties <!Toba> hers say 402 Payment Required * cypher stabs Toba through his face Comment: #ircirl #279 - February 27 2006 18:31:18. <@daniel> my car gets 403200 rod per hogshead Comment: #qc #298 - April 05 2006 22:44:14. <@Roadhog> fuck <@Roadhog> owned <@Roadhog> theres no spoons <@Toba> Roadhog: ...what? <@Roadhog> so now im eating cereal with a fork Comment: #hothardware #907 - August 17 2012 16:16:54. <squawk> Did you know: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" and "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn" are actual anagrams? #246 - November 30 2005 22:57:14. <%UnityDivide> is it good...when a girl says "you...are the best thing that has happened to me" ? <!Alucard> yes? <%MrSpock> i'm going to go with yes <Tina> definitely... unless she's a crazy bitch Comment: #wpi #883 - May 29 2012 14:36:54. <r4v3n> so we found an issue in our service that made someone say "who wrote that code, let's fire that person" only to find out we already had... #469 - May 28 2007 23:54:43. <+tedivm> damnit, i have yet to find a picture of pregnant nuns having sex <+`Orum> tedivm: one word--photoshoop <+tedivm> yea, but i can't masturbate to something i've put that much effort into <+tedivm> that may explain most of my relationship issues right there Comment: #wpi #923 - November 05 2012 15:21:04. <jackc> first line in this file: <jackc> DROP TABLE IF EXISTS `caring`; #780 - December 08 2011 19:43:38. <+ScribbleJ> All my exes know each other... fucking IRC #327 - June 06 2006 15:24:20. <@rowsdower> i thought you didn't allow ircds :o <@robert> i normally don't <@robert> unless i need grocery money Comment: #wpi #664 - October 13 2010 12:02:40. <nago_> why work hard when you can cheat with technology #789 - January 05 2012 15:19:51. <@randy> i can't seem to get my computer to play nice with scans -> pdf .. so, this is funny, when i need something scanned into a pdf, i fax from my home fax machine to my efax account with sends the scan in pdf to my email. #701 - June 13 2011 00:47:08. <kastein> well time to put on some pants and weld things <jackc> dont mix up the order of operations there #130 - September 27 2005 11:38:51. <yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site? <rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do. #401 - December 10 2006 03:08:35. <DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet <Tolkan> im smark... <Tolkan> smart. #169 - September 30 2005 14:59:13. * Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks) * Kurt sets mode: +b *!*@*frap.net <SteamedHams> Now listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye #400 - December 01 2006 09:09:47. <tdk> :/ I have come up with a stupid joke <tdk> "What does a subatomic duck say?" <tdk> "Quark" <Serena[T]> i need sleep <Serena[T]> that actuallyh made me chuckle #845 - March 27 2012 19:34:41. <@Toba_> is blaxploitation when it's a movie about an african hacker <vi> let's make a genre 'blancsploitation' where we exploit white culture <vi> wait is 'office space' 'blancsploitation' O_O #4 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Bog> people should always look at what they fuck <Bog> i mean type <Bog> .. Comment: #hothardware #736 - October 05 2011 16:33:20. <@jtn> I had not considered rectal prolapse. #842 - March 23 2012 12:00:20. <@homunculus> afk, testing aerodynamicity of penis #93 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+robert> we have over 37 various rifles in the house, 15 pistols, 3 shotguns <+Toba> robert's family is sounding more and more like a bunch of millitants <!CompHobbyist> haha <+IceChain> >.< <+robert> they're too stupid to be militants <+Toba> rednecks then Comment: #wpi

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