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#442 - February 20 2007 03:51:21.
<khmer> thalidomide girl / you make my life more chipper / when you take my hand / in your tender flipper
Comment: #qc

#906 - August 09 2012 15:38:49.
<Zygo> "any date that ends with me knowing where I am when I wake up is a good date"

#582 - April 19 2009 23:40:54.
<Gryph> The Bible promises that the world will not be destroyed by flood again
<Catfish_Man> next time it'll be cats

#351 - July 07 2006 03:51:26.
<+Zeraliten> FUCK!! That cat needs to die a horrible death. He's chewed through the wires on my $120 headset
<@CCFreak2K> Zeraliten, electrical tape can take care of that.
<Teqonix> What, killing the cat, or fixing the headphones?

#103 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+PortoRob> shit, i have to blow my nose and I have this tissue here, and i can't remember if it was a nose blowing tissue or a, well, 'clean up' tissue
<+PortoRob> i'm scared to risk it
<Lumox> ...
<@dRkILL|Work> Um...
<+Toba> I don't think we needed ot konw that
<@dRkILL|Work> You mean you don't throw out the tissue after you "clean up"?
<+PortoRob> i do normally, but i was stoned and, well, i was stoned
Comment: #wpi

#897 - July 03 2012 11:46:26.
<Toba> WHOIS: No match for "HARDCOREBIBLESTUDY.COM".

#914 - September 02 2012 20:52:12.
< Khar> Like almost everything. You can't make pre-judgements about anything to do with human behaviour
< Kris> Man, I always wear sunscreen
< Kris> SPF45, actually
< Kris> It's a good thing to do
< Khar> I go everywhere inside a giant sphere made of titanium composite lined with bismuth-tin

#804 - January 23 2012 18:28:01.
<@deadeye> are you feeling better vi
<@vi> well like
<@vi> whatever i'm coughing up
<@vi> it tastes OK

#936 - January 17 2013 16:15:55.
<stkrzysiak> we mounted the switch on the roof for cheap cooling, duh

#300 - April 09 2006 01:01:23.
<+Toba> omg
<+Toba> so there we were in history class
<+Toba> and the professor is saying something boring
<+Toba> outside: "rrrrrrrrreeerrrrk CRUNCH YELL"
<+Toba> * everyone rushes to the windows
<+Toba> professor: :O
<+Toba> everyone: omfg!
<+Toba> professor: the rewards of showing up at class
<+Toba> everyone: :D
Comment: #WPI

#141 - September 27 2005 11:39:31.
<Josh> I swear somebody needs to write a virus that does nothing malicious except replace every attachment you recieve with hello.jpg.
<Josh> It would thus rapidly condition every Windows user to never, ever again open an attachement.

#912 - August 28 2012 18:18:41.
<@Alex-> So I was at a school today. Turns out it is a polling place; they keep the polling equipment in an unsecured room in the basement. Ripe for tampering :/

#871 - May 04 2012 16:28:04.
<bluehat> dignan: were you nice and respectful and kind at 15 or were you a complete douchebag like every highschooler is
<dignan> bluehat: lol, i was about the same as i am now, just more interesting and smarter and more ambitious and oh fuck

#21 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
[02:24:11] <@laggerzero> time for bed
[02:24:21] <@laggerzero> last time i'm going to bed early this year :D
Sorry, the timestamps were needed.
Comment: You know you're a geek if 2:24 AM is early.

#592 - August 25 2009 16:21:07.
<@Mr_Giraffe> the upper echelons of CS are the hot twin sister of mathematics

#1062 - October 17 2018 20:28:39.
* Zygo mentors the coop student
<Zygo> I helped him until he had a screen full of errors, then I walked away
<Zygo> I work on products that display stuff and verify the stuff that's being displayed, so "screen full of errors" means "screen full of something that isn't entirely black" and "error reporting is working now"
<Zygo> but it's really fun to say just the first thing with no context };->

#147 - September 29 2005 19:15:47.
*** Chitwonk (~u6020955@210-54-229-7.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined the channel
<Chitwonk> hey chitwonk
<Chitwonk> are you from new zealand?

#44 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<Toba82> \x04\x01\x1a\v\xd9\x11! < wtf?
<+TBF> Shell code.
<+TBF> Or a lame search engine bot escaping URIs.
<Toba82> the client revdns'ed to bravo.ck.polsl.gliwice.pl
<Toba82> it's a polish search engine
<Toba82> I never knew polish jokes were based in fact
Comment: #apache, EFNet

#71 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<ph0rce> this is like turning into a war
<ph0rce> back like vietnam
<ph0rce> INCOMING NETSPLIT! GET THE FUCK DOWN
<ph0rce> INCOMING BOGIES INCOMING BOGIES
<ph0rce> RETURN FIRE
<ph0rce> *dos attack*

#310 - April 30 2006 14:03:18.
<@robert> like, since you used to be a girl, I can play with your penis and not be gay!
Comment: #wpi

#455 - March 23 2007 00:46:14.
<+Toba> Croy: do you mind if I open the window?
<+Croy> go for it
<%kastein> I think it's funny that you're asking in here instead of IRL because you lost your voice
* kastein sets mode: -v Toba
<%kastein> WHAT NOW
Comment: #wpi

#295 - April 04 2006 01:16:01.
bcreasy: come check this out
gbarnes: no
bcreasy: *shiny thing*
gbarnes: oh, be right there

#999 - September 19 2013 13:30:20.
<Zygo> you realize that all you have to do is add email and a lisp interpreter to this thing, and it'll be emacs

#256 - March 22 2006 02:10:19.
<tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft with him the other day....
<black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player campaign.

#755 - November 03 2011 15:06:55.
<laras126> i recorded myself farting and made it into a dubstep remix

#812 - February 06 2012 22:33:59.
<@pixels> we can never have equality until men can queef

#250 - December 12 2005 16:35:02.
<MTMCannon> I'm sorry
<MTMCannon> no actually
<MTMCannon> I lied
<MTMCannon> I'm not
<MTMCannon> :-\ sorry
<dizliz132> wait youre not what?
<MTMCannon> sorry
<dizliz132> your sorry for not being sorry?
<MTMCannon> exactly
<dizliz132> well i accept your apology

#591 - August 21 2009 08:15:25.
<+komies> i think you're a beautiful and unique snowfake!
<+komies> and not a special snowflake
<+komies> because if you were a special snowflake i would feel bad when i had to call the bus for you.

#930 - December 28 2012 17:17:56.
<@vi> I put in a procurement request for the corpses of all my foes but they said that I'd have to get them myself then expense it :(

#97 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+UnityDivided> I say to my dad "So apparently Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader."
<+UnityDivided> my dad acts shocked and my mom says "Now why would you say something like that, didn't you just ruin the movie for him?"
<+UnityDivided> my dad and I burst out laughing
Comment: #wpi

#86 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<Toba> welll
<Toba> I think you should try PEBKAC linux
<Tyreses> im pertty advanced ot computer use >.> been using em for about 5 years, since dos was leading os, and windows was just starting
<Tyreses> pebkac linux >.> gotta find it :p
Comment: #daniweb

#307 - April 25 2006 13:40:53.
<robert> that is my soul purpose for being here
<@Voodoo> sole
<Toba> pedantism ftw
<robert> no, my soul has the purpose of saying that
<cristipengraffe> and he means "in his soul"
<Harry> Also, Toba: pedantry.
Comment: #qc

#1002 - October 08 2013 23:37:07.
<xo> i lost the key to my mailbox, i just trust that nothing i care about is in there

#668 - November 17 2010 19:42:04.
<@prixels> squish splurgh
<@prixels> meow
<@prixels> wait, wtf
<@Toba> CAT SEX
<@prixels> i have deduced she is playing: jizz on the cat
<@prixels> shes pretty bad at it, too
<~nago> JIZZ ON THE CAT.

#658 - September 17 2010 20:29:19.
<@jmrz> guys do I spent $49US on a super pretty tumblr theme?
<j> no
<GrawSith> how pretty is it
<@Toba> jmrz if you really like it that much, yes
<GrawSith> tumblr themes are like hookers: normally you shouldn't, but if it's REALLY pretty...

#41 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
* Joins: Dizzop_A_Wizzop (drucifer@24-113-4-251.wavecable.com)
<+drucifer> /msg nickserv ghost Dizzop_A_Wizzop asshole
<+drucifer> fuck...
<+Roadhog> lol
* @laggerzero bashes that
<+Toba> rofl
Comment: #hothardware

#500 - August 06 2007 01:08:05.
* pip is fixing to commit murder
<@Toba> svn add murder
<@Toba> svn ci
Comment: #qc

#508 - August 18 2007 21:59:45.
<TrailMix> dongzlol?
<BlackMage> ask not for whom the dongs lol, for they lol for thee

#845 - March 27 2012 19:34:41.
<@Toba_> is blaxploitation when it's a movie about an african hacker
<vi> let's make a genre 'blancsploitation' where we exploit white culture
<vi> wait is 'office space' 'blancsploitation' O_O

#371 - August 19 2006 01:55:25.
[02:53:31]<@ChronoVenom> Uhh.. no such thing as perfect
[02:53:37]<+Kushan> it's our flaws that make us individuals
[02:53:52]<@drunkill> And Kushan has more flaws then anyone
[02:53:52]<@ChronoVenom> Kushan you are very individualized.
Comment: #apathbeyond

#808 - January 27 2012 12:52:14.
<help> deadeye: i think that architects are just trying to one-up eachother with how shitty of a building they can get us to pay for =(
<@Spuddy> i designed your office space to be a floating pyramid. Its LEED platinum, and also has wheelchair access.
<help> the wheelchair ramps have a 45 degree slope.  enjoy.
<@deadeye> did you see the exploding twin towers design
<@deadeye> that duder has balls =(
<@Spuddy> the idea is that on the first day of work, the building shifts and locks you into a sarcophagus and you are forced to work until the end of your days

#986 - July 26 2013 16:20:07.
<@thousand> If i can give one piece of advice....
<@thousand> never attempt to code anything while on benadryl
<@thousand> That shit may work, but you'll never be able to figure out how or why

#219 - October 27 2005 19:39:40.
<quadropheniac57> so we're talking about aboriginal symbols in school today
<quadropheniac57> and i tell my group that i read it was bad luck to kill an emu, except i say emo on accident
<quadropheniac57> so i laugh and say "actually, it's pretty good luck to kill an emo"
<quadropheniac57> this girl, overweight, dyed black hair, eyeshadow, not goth but close
<quadropheniac57> says "no, emo is sad. emo is short for emotional"
<quadropheniac57> so i respond "no, emo is short for stupid"
<quadropheniac57> she says "no, it's for emotional. emo people are emotional beings who live that way to relieve their pain"
<quadropheniac57> i say "emo people are self-absorbed attention-seeking idiots who listen to crappy music"
<quadropheniac57> rest of class, she gives me the most dark and depressed death glare
<quadropheniac57> THE WHOLE REST OF CLASS, that's like 45 minutes, she's just death-looking me, not even turning her head
<quadropheniac57> i swear, she's gonna kill herself this weekend, and it's all my fault
<civilpunkbikes> good luck coming your way
<quadropheniac57> amen

#614 - January 09 2010 01:45:38.
<@compguy> i don't like talking to black people because i might accidentally say something or look at them a certain way that they might think i'm racist
<@compguy> so i avoid blacks to avoid seeming racist

#1006 - November 04 2013 18:54:59.
<@xo> OK
<@xo> CODE COMMITED
<@xo> AND SLOPPILY DEPLOYED
<@xo> IN A SCREEN SESSION
<@xo> IM OUT
<@xo> #DEVOPS

#810 - February 05 2012 19:31:45.
<KharBevNor> It's about democratic peoples armies run by real-time wiki voting rising up and overthrowing the governments of the world
<KharBevNor> basically
<Kris> Which won't happen until late next week

#612 - January 04 2010 18:10:05.
<bluehat> I learned something very important today
<bluehat> if there is an airline crew labor dispute, hint you know about it
<bluehat> and be given free food and booze  

#88 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
* Kalypso (Kalypso@2c543566.d0a9996.Boston1.Level3.net) has joined #wpi
* root sets mode: +v Kalypso
<!CompHobbyist> welcoee bac KalyKso <`
<+UnityDivide> eh?
<+UnityDivide> you alright Ken?
<+UnityDivide> you sneeze or something?
<!CompHobbyist> yeah em fin UnitUDividi Œ–
<@dRkILL> Did Ken find some booze?
<+UnityDivide> should I be afraid or finding this amusing?
-> -dRkILL- ahahaha that's exactly what I wanted to happen... I'm using DarkEngine's /drunk script actually
<+Kalypso> holy uck...
<+Kalypso> fuck*
<+Kalypso> What the hell happened to Ken?
<!CompHobbyist> i dun o wha you'ye tal ing anout UuityDitide un
<+Kalypso> ...................
<+Kalypso> KEN ARE YOU DRUNK?!
<!CompHobbyist> no i oont tnink sn 9¦
<+UnityDivide> Jesus H. Christ on the purple pogo stick from polka-dotted hell
<!CompHobbyist> LOL YOU'RE SO OWNED
<+Kalypso> Jesus Christ in a motorcycle sidecar with a lobster bib and a packet of chocolate jimmies
<!CompHobbyist> go download darkengine from www.darkengine.net and try out the /drunk script maybe?
* !CompHobbyist ROFLs
<+Kalypso> LMFAO
<!CompHobbyist> I so had you confused like hell... oh man
Comment: #wpi

#853 - April 03 2012 14:07:11.
<shades> desire is suffering

#683 - March 30 2011 14:45:11.
<Toba> shit, this is in norwegian
<Toba> how did this happen I don't even


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