QDB II: Random

Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #408 - December 23 2006 23:38:41. <@mbarone> who's copyright and how are we violating him Comment: #wpi #458 - March 28 2007 20:43:47. * +Jack|66f plots * +Wite[out] watches Jack plot * +Jack|66f plots f(t)=Wite(t)sin(t) <+Wite[out]> oh SHIT * +Wite[out] waves #959 - April 08 2013 16:17:38. <@sung> if this girl and i got together <@sung> it would be a positive feedback loop of negativity <@Toba> thats called codependence sung <@sung> i've never been in a codependent relationship <@sung> but i think it's worth a try now #123 - September 27 2005 11:36:48. * robert has quit (Killed (robert (i wonder if this will actually work . . .))) Comment: #wpi #932 - January 03 2013 14:41:31. <Nimbex> hahaha, there's a great review on yelp <Nimbex> First line: GREAT UNTIL RECEPTIONIST ACCUSED ME OF EJACULATING. #45 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@LZ|5133p> gonna have to rebuild my fish tank tomorrow <@LZ|5133p> getting a new filter <@LZ|5133p> and fish <+Toba> pkg_delete fish-tank-1.0.23b <+Toba> cd /usr/ports/fish/fish-tank-1.2.43c <+Toba> make all install clean -WITH_FILTER -WITH_FISH Comment: #hothardware #568 - August 24 2008 20:09:23. * Hana eats TrailMix <TrailMix> NUUU DON'T EAT ME <TrailMix> I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS <Toba> why am I always the other woman? * Toba stomps off Comment: #qc #540 - December 22 2007 05:46:38. <JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant <madbox> orly? <Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess #751 - October 26 2011 15:28:51. <@dignan> and i don't like being respectful <@dignan> i like walking around naked and shitting with the door open #481 - June 19 2007 23:05:14. <DoubleAW> shit, I see page for a group called the Gay Nigger Association of America, and first thing I notice is that their HTML is valid. Comment: #qc #746 - October 16 2011 17:30:59. <@HanSolo> it's like my mind doesn't know whether to be turned on or aghast. #456 - March 26 2007 02:54:32. <Etir> I want to see Clinton versus Rice in 2008 just to see if a 3rd party candidate can win on the "I'm Male" platform #446 - March 08 2007 17:06:29. <!Alucar> apparently talking to my modem via SNMP is difficult * Bender (bender@bite.my.shiny.metal.ass) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Kenobi (alucard@25a2a4a.25ea0ee2.ma.charter.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * !Alucar (Hellsing@staff.*.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 360 seconds) * !Alucard (Hellsing@staff.*.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 369 seconds) <%kastein> ... and crashes it? Comment: #WPI #559 - March 10 2008 01:47:47. <RizBow> why do girls get all the soft panty material and we get sandpaper #704 - July 22 2011 02:23:23. <Arc> [3~/ <Arc> step on keyboard, invent a new emoticon #755 - November 03 2011 15:06:55. <laras126> i recorded myself farting and made it into a dubstep remix #231 - November 15 2005 04:10:33. Chronic Munchies: imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY Chronic Munchies: currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door GenAmonX2K: Current Mood: concentrating #295 - April 04 2006 01:16:01. bcreasy: come check this out gbarnes: no bcreasy: *shiny thing* gbarnes: oh, be right there #557 - March 05 2008 23:35:00. <scyther> i think girls and scroll lock are pretty similar <scyther> you're so curious about them <scyther> and you can never figure them out #102 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> You are here because you thought you would be here. <+Toba> Not because any fate led you. <jimpert> Right <+Toba> Do you want to see how far the IRC hole goes? <jimpert> sure <+Toba> www.goatse.ca <jimpert> i see <+Toba> You should have taken the blue pill. <+Toba> am I not correct? <jimpert> yeah, probably #499 - August 02 2007 21:13:30. <leperkhanz> btw, [Pidgin] 2.1.0 does not work under wine. <leperkhanz> you see giant letters on the screen, and I had to open system monitor and kill it. <deryni> That's nice. <leperkhanz> I've posted info in #winehq too, since it seems like a good place for them to triage wine bugs, as Pidgin is FOSS too. <Samari> ... <Samari> why on earth would you ever run pidgin under wine <deryni> I can't imagine why they would care any more than we do. <leperkhanz> To see what's broken in wine and apply fixes? <deryni> What sort of meaningful information could possibly be gotten out of running a Windows port of a linux application using a Windows port of a linux graphical toolkit under a Windows non-emulator? <deryni> Actually, strike that, I don't want to know. <leperkhanz> Well, it's most likely a gtk problem anyway. Comment: he made my head hurt #189 - October 07 2005 16:10:09. <Darien> my beige mold has almost completely overtaken my green mold <Darien> and the white mold <Darien> and I can still see the red mold, but it's getting covered up pretty fast too <WebDragon> ahh the Bachelor's Fridge ; home of the chia meatloaf #914 - September 02 2012 20:52:12. < Khar> Like almost everything. You can't make pre-judgements about anything to do with human behaviour < Kris> Man, I always wear sunscreen < Kris> SPF45, actually < Kris> It's a good thing to do < Khar> I go everywhere inside a giant sphere made of titanium composite lined with bismuth-tin #444 - February 23 2007 02:12:20. <+Tig|sleep> shit <+Tig|sleep> I hope I didn't just break my other toe <+Tig|sleep> at least my computer case is okay <%kastein> you know you're a computer geek when... Comment: #WPI #883 - May 29 2012 14:36:54. <r4v3n> so we found an issue in our service that made someone say "who wrote that code, let's fire that person" only to find out we already had... #790 - January 07 2012 16:44:41. <+rhys> My Hobby: generating passwords so that when I tell them to users they freak the fuck out. like "bythewayyourdaughtercalledshespregnant" makes a -great- password. #498 - August 02 2007 18:29:08. * DoubleAW is away: <coding /> <Catfish_Man> thank god he used a self closing tag; it'd suck if there were any content Comment: #qc #93 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+robert> we have over 37 various rifles in the house, 15 pistols, 3 shotguns <+Toba> robert's family is sounding more and more like a bunch of millitants <!CompHobbyist> haha <+IceChain> >.< <+robert> they're too stupid to be militants <+Toba> rednecks then Comment: #wpi #1026 - May 07 2014 13:13:48. <~Catpoet> 10 weird tricks that will cause the abyss to gaze back! #551 - January 29 2008 19:41:35. <cwj> Hey guys I got a new joke <cwj> Why is 6 afraid of 7 <cwj> Because 7 has a gun. <Hwin> because seven eight nine. <surya> because seven was a convicted serial rapist <@Gryph> because seven always told terrible jokes Comment: #qc #307 - April 25 2006 13:40:53. <robert> that is my soul purpose for being here <@Voodoo> sole <Toba> pedantism ftw <robert> no, my soul has the purpose of saying that <cristipengraffe> and he means "in his soul" <Harry> Also, Toba: pedantry. Comment: #qc #369 - August 17 2006 15:18:06. <Toba> the war on dickwaggery is vital to our channel security Comment: #qc #1008 - November 12 2013 14:36:30. <Karrde> People get into IT because they like working with and fixing machines. They then are unhappy because they end up working with and fixing people. #201 - October 11 2005 21:29:42. <OrangeKitten> Why the fuck does a search for 'assless fursuit' bring up 'What should I wear for my job interview?'? #492 - July 24 2007 23:15:29. <!rowsdower> i've had enough beethoven for now <%kastein> time to get bach at him, eh? <+spock1104> die <%kastein> or have you heyden enough of my crappy puns <!rowsdower> i personally think you should keep chopin around for some better jokes <%kastein> oh god. <+spock1104> enough!!! * rowsdower jumps off the band wagner <%kastein> that really takes the bacon. <%kastein> spock1104: stop bitching or I'm going to have to bloch you <%kastein> ... try as I might, I can't work Tchaikovsky into this Comment: #WPI #876 - May 15 2012 12:07:09. <ScribbleJ> I find that insulting someone with little justification is a good lead in to a thoughtful conversation. #245 - November 15 2005 04:13:06. <FiYoG> 5151 <FiYoG> 1515 <FiYoG> 6666 <Roadhog> 7777 <FiYoG> 14443 <Roadhog> 1337 <FiYoG> 19324734 <Toba> 34304 <FiYoG> 563.33762826492537313432835820896 <Toba> 2294.2828 <FiYoG> I complain that I don't have any spare time and when I do...this is what happens Comment: #hothardware #1059 - August 30 2017 07:31:59. <Zygo> the paper towels dispensed in our office kitchen <Zygo> are manufactured using the latest in sustainably-sourced, organically-grown, completely-non-absorbent materials #352 - July 07 2006 03:51:32. <krangface> man fucking big brother... border security... soon they're gonna have a show called the fascist purge... which consists of people being rounded up and systematically shot <drexen> that's the 'war on terrorism' #995 - August 22 2013 15:37:15. <@sung> guys this is a tallink ship that left at 1830 <@sung> what time does it get to Tallinn <@sung> I have no bandwidth <@sung> and I am on the wrong ship <@sung> and j don't want to go to jail <@Toba> rofl <@jackc> what #475 - June 06 2007 16:28:31. <khmer> why hello there, -240V <khmer> it is i, +240V <khmer> we must be together, you and i <khmer> it is written <khmer> my attraction to you is such <khmer> that i will traverse the wilderness of this man's motherfucking hand <khmer> god dammit * Catfish_Man applauds <khmer> i'd applaud but my hand hurts Comment: #qc #33 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. * Nick: Toba|zzz is now known as Toba * Quit: Toba (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: Toba!Toba@pool-151-203-36-29.bos.east.verizon.net))) * Join: Toba <Toba> d'oh <Toba> I tried to change my nick and my lag made me think someone else was using it <Toba> I ghosted it <Toba> and then the lag stopped. Comment: #hothardware #387 - October 29 2006 01:03:21. <%Shadow> I have a kickass clarinet <%Shadow> so I'm in a great mood <+Jack> lol nick youre my herop <%Shadow> why? <+Jack> because youve realized clarinets are cooler than arguing about distros <@rowsdower> he meant the clarinet linux distro <%Shadow> hahaha <+Jack> fuck. <+Jack> nvm then <@rowsdower> yeah <@rowsdower> it's a branch of gentoo <%Shadow> mike, I think he believed you <+Jack> there are enough little distros <+Jack> iv stopped keeping track Comment: #wpi #921 - October 23 2012 14:37:06. <@vi> Prosecutor: Suspects in British bomb plot discussed driving truck with sharp blades into crowd <@vi> um <@vi> awesome? #592 - August 25 2009 16:21:07. <@Mr_Giraffe> the upper echelons of CS are the hot twin sister of mathematics #26 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+LovelyCrap> Toba has the top ranking because the bot is here everytime he is <@CompHobbyist> well, I've been slacking recently because of school #612 - January 04 2010 18:10:05. <bluehat> I learned something very important today <bluehat> if there is an airline crew labor dispute, hint you know about it <bluehat> and be given free food and booze #822 - February 21 2012 16:43:02. <&Catpoet> @DavidBHayter "@TIME: New @TIME @CNN Arizona poll: Romney (36%), Santorum (32%), Gingrich (18%), Paul (6%), Sheer, Gape-Mouthed Horror (64%)." #321 - May 16 2006 15:11:20. <Threatis> I'm trying to figure out what "geek" tattoo I'm getting. <khmer> Threatis: get <blink> tattooed on your eyelids Comment: #qc #104 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <CompHobbyist> He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. <Toba|BSD> but he still won :) Comment: #wpi

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