QDB II: Random

Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #969 - May 07 2013 12:03:09. <tac> Although, I'd rather not do computer science <tac> You get too many engineers and too many practical-minded people trying to get things done :P #782 - December 14 2011 12:06:52. <help> speaking of taking a giant shit, i'm looking at an oracle dump right now <help> and one of the commands it generated was "ANALSTATS" #302 - April 14 2006 12:59:28. <khmer_at_large> () <khmer_at_large> MEET THE PARENS Comment: #qc #984 - July 18 2013 12:36:54. <@gmorell> my gf got me addicted to hummus <@Toba> i'm sure that addiction is a pita <@gmorell> *rimshot* <@andrewjb> jesus #442 - February 20 2007 03:51:21. <khmer> thalidomide girl / you make my life more chipper / when you take my hand / in your tender flipper Comment: #qc #568 - August 24 2008 20:09:23. * Hana eats TrailMix <TrailMix> NUUU DON'T EAT ME <TrailMix> I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS <Toba> why am I always the other woman? * Toba stomps off Comment: #qc #681 - March 25 2011 15:52:34. <jackc> short god <jackc> shit is going to zero <jackc> gore futures are WAY up #218 - October 27 2005 19:38:56. <Ashley> No, believe me... my job SUCKS. <Ashley> We have to clock out to go to the bathroom. What kind of shit is that? <Robert> The kind you don't get paid for. #509 - August 23 2007 14:56:33. <@kastein> AndrewJB: it's not the size of the antenna, it's the values of mu and epsilon involved <@kastein> and I assure you mine are superior Comment: #nr #354 - July 13 2006 19:00:47. <+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it Comment: #wpi #695 - May 07 2011 01:37:31. <ScribbleJ> Fuck me <Toba> you're not my type, ScribbleJ <ScribbleJ> I'm getting married tomorrow. <Toba> oh, well you're someone's type <ScribbleJ> IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE #13 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Jism> did you guys hear about that Iraqi terrorist that attempted to send off a mail bomb, but he didn't give enough change for postal so it got sent back to him. unaware that it was his own letter he opened it and blew himself to shit * drucifer (drucifer@***-***-***-***.wavecable.com) has joined #hothardware <@CompHobbyist> hehe, that's great Jism * HALBot sets mode: +v drucifer <+Toba> Jism: I'm not surprised <+drucifer> SICK <+LovelyCrap> thats awesome <@CompHobbyist> ...I just realized how bad that sounds out of context Comment: #hothardware #991 - August 15 2013 12:59:02. <@xo> all the good things about babies <@xo> are also good things about dogs <@xo> basically #932 - January 03 2013 14:41:31. <Nimbex> hahaha, there's a great review on yelp <Nimbex> First line: GREAT UNTIL RECEPTIONIST ACCUSED ME OF EJACULATING. #867 - May 03 2012 13:24:22. <bluehat> I was put in a limo and taken to a fancy place and now we're all going to get drunk and make money? <bluehat> I was suppose to wear a dress <bluehat> nyan cat t-shirt is the same thing yeah? #726 - September 23 2011 00:25:08. <TrailMix> yeah, Moxie is the devil's dongwater <TrailMix> er, bongwater <TrailMix> but dongwater works too I guess #720 - September 21 2011 16:45:13. <Olmec> can you get a liquor license for a bus? #839 - March 20 2012 17:44:28. <@Heather> So we're having email issues. <@Heather> And what does corporate IT do to inform us? Send an email. <Erik> brilliant #245 - November 15 2005 04:13:06. <FiYoG> 5151 <FiYoG> 1515 <FiYoG> 6666 <Roadhog> 7777 <FiYoG> 14443 <Roadhog> 1337 <FiYoG> 19324734 <Toba> 34304 <FiYoG> 563.33762826492537313432835820896 <Toba> 2294.2828 <FiYoG> I complain that I don't have any spare time and when I do...this is what happens Comment: #hothardware #949 - March 13 2013 16:51:06. <@kji> Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: "We Were Just Burning Documents" #80 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@personman> i've a hard time getting a pic where i don't look like "that guy with bodies in his basement" <@personman> its like, damn, i swear i'm not fugly, but the camera sure doesnt want to show it often <@personman> but then i wonder, you know? maybe i'm just fugly? its kinda like blaming the mirror <!Toba> and you can't get an honest opinion out of ANYONE <!Toba> not that I go around asking if I'm ugly... but still <@personman> well if someone was like "damn dude your pretty fugly" i'd be like "hey fuck you mother fucker" <!Toba> and then you *would* be the guy with bodies in the basement Comment: irc.toba.ath.cx #10 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <ASM57> wtf <ASM57> I called a store and asked if they had CoolerMaster Aero 7 Lite <ASM57> and the guy is like "thats a microphone right?" <Bog> lol <Bog> everyone knows it's a sound card Comment: Bog, you idiot. #511 - September 05 2007 23:03:50. <@Toba> someone send me an emergency time machine <@Toba> my pathological ability to procrastinate in the face of obvious need to do work is going to kill me <ginman> Toba: we can build it tomorrow, and send it back to now <@Toba> well if that's true <@Toba> why isn't it here yet <ginman> we procrastinated tomorrow Comment: #trimethylxanthine #560 - March 10 2008 01:47:50. <RizBow> im an fuck you in the ass, with MY ass #1 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+^Bad_Boy^> wtf is QDB II ? Comment: #hothardware #965 - April 29 2013 12:53:15. <@jackc> git is easy <@jackc> until something happens #151 - September 29 2005 19:17:02. <Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. #785 - December 19 2011 18:42:12. <@help> due to their abusive potential i've avoided both cocaine and world of warcraft #438 - February 12 2007 21:17:54. <kelly> i dated a debian developer for so long it's hard not to use anything else Comment: #qc #698 - May 13 2011 17:33:33. <@fffffffff> (CNN) -- A knife-wielding man attacked a woman in a supermarket, eventually cutting off her head and running away with it, government officials in Spain's Tenerife Island said Friday. <@fffffffff> cutting off a stranger's head and stealing it O_O <@Toba_> he may have paid for it as potatoes at the self-checkout, you don't know that it was theft. <@fffffffff> well then isn't that fraud then <@fffffffff> what's the 4-number code for severed head #71 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <ph0rce> this is like turning into a war <ph0rce> back like vietnam <ph0rce> INCOMING NETSPLIT! GET THE FUCK DOWN <ph0rce> INCOMING BOGIES INCOMING BOGIES <ph0rce> RETURN FIRE <ph0rce> *dos attack* #343 - June 26 2006 16:19:05. <your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40 <your2ndgirl> just a word of warning * your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard #416 - January 04 2007 23:13:53. <!Alucard> I AM SANGER ZONVOLT. THE SWORD WHO JOINS YOU, BETRAYS YOU, AND REJOINS YOU! <+Toba> I AM TOBA. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. Comment: #wpi #373 - August 22 2006 15:16:39. <%spock1104> lmao, some poor bastard in florida had his house burn down thanks to a dell <+Toba> I would make a joke about needing a firewall on his home box <+Toba> but that's just too low Comment: #wpi #262 - February 03 2006 18:45:29. [Marc^]: hahahahaha [Marc^]: been moaning that i dont have a desk and have to type on my lap [Marc^]: got a massive desk this morning [Marc^]: and just realised [Marc^]: i'm sitting here with the keyboard on my lap :/ Comment: #tekheads #857 - April 12 2012 12:02:39. <Unosuke> pretty sure ankle is sprained <aeneas> :o ice it! <hwin> NSAIDS for pain <Catfish_Man> hwin: as a Cocoa programmer, NSAIDS sounds like an API we'd definitely never ship ;) #940 - February 12 2013 15:30:19. < Zygo> motd: "if you pwn this IRC server, could you please echo 1 > /sys/class/gpio/gpio4/value? That will light up a LED to let me know I've been pwnt. kthxbai" #942 - February 13 2013 15:37:15. <b0b> I had a really hot lady doctor give me a rectal exam & then she took my BP & said it was high ... I just said, well, no shit! #385 - October 21 2006 23:56:26. <smax> my dad's company is doing some work for the guy that made the sharkboy movie <smax> along with a lot of other badass stuff <Toba> I'm sure your dad is more badass than our dads <@Gryph> I think we all know my dad is the most badass <smax> eh, my dad's a successul private businessman, I'm not saying he's a badass or anything <@Gryph> actually, I'm not supposed to know about it, so I'm not enturely sure it was a bordello Comment: #qc #232 - November 15 2005 04:10:42. <zerovampire> so I was reading bash.org, and there was this great quote, "A guy at work yesterday saw my stickers on my car, and asked me if Semper Fi was a form of martial arts." <ryo-ohki> heheh, what is it, an band or something? <zerovampire> O.o #704 - July 22 2011 02:23:23. <Arc> [3~/ <Arc> step on keyboard, invent a new emoticon #397 - November 13 2006 01:50:57. <%spock1104> do i look like an idiot? <%HAL9000> did you really ask that <%spock1104> on second thought, don't answer that... Comment: #WPI #158 - September 29 2005 19:17:40. <phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k <juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!" #572 - October 02 2008 23:03:34. <rolloffle> anyone who says technology doesn't have a dehumanising effect should consider the fact that grouphug.us has a fucking RSS FEED. <rolloffle> human misery delivered straight to your newsreader! #199 - October 11 2005 21:29:28. <scott> I've not had a virus ever that I can recall <segosa> scott, that's because you use an OS so shitty the virus writers don't bother <scott> oh boohoo <scott> looks like someone's got a bit of kernel envy <Guybrush> hahaha <segosa> lmao Comment: irc.sysnode.org #sysnode #884 - May 31 2012 15:11:17. <@sven> they see me flappin, they hatin. snmp trap'in cause the fiber's dirty #228 - November 03 2005 23:37:46. <%robert> we should do a group suicide <%robert> it could be fun <%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it again Comment: #wpi #1038 - October 09 2014 09:53:39. <@xo> also fun fact <@xo> if you tag every tweet w/ #zionism <@xo> lots of palestinian rappers will folow u <@xo> #themoreyouknow #64 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@CompHobbyist> well don't drag north america in here, and we won't drag ukraine in here <+dru|zZz> ASM57, go back to the 3rd world country you supposedly come from. <+dru|zZz> They can barely control their own elections. <+ASM57> doesn't look like you can control yours either <+dru|zZz> i dont see John Kerry getting poisoned <+dru|zZz> assclown <@CompHobbyist> may I say owned? Comment: #hothardware #113 - August 11 2005 15:47:55. <jazzi> someone quick <jazzi> i need a pic of a hot chick with a penis. <+jome> wtf <sp0n9e> jazzi: mirror? <+jome> sp0n9e: was about to say that Comment: #php

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