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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #187 - October 01 2005 20:41:14. * jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper <DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA <DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC <DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING #643 - June 09 2010 11:45:23. * Alucard (Hellsing@staff.wpiirc.net) has joined #nr * Registrar sets mode +a #nr Alucard * Registrar gives channel operator status to Alucard <Alucard> Yes I'm alive <Alucard> No I'm not ok <Alucard> No I don't want attention * Alucard has quit (Client exited) <TrailMix> ... <Toba> what he means is he's dead, is ok, and wants attention <Toba> that was a haunting #767 - November 23 2011 14:14:37. <hackt0r> Q: Know what Illinois would be without Chicago? <hackt0r> A: Indiana #317 - May 14 2006 18:41:01. <+Toba> kal has something on the mind <+Toba> I think <@rowsdower> clown cum? <+Kalypso> lmfao <+Kalypso> when do i not Comment: #wpi #342 - June 26 2006 16:13:30. * Catfish_Man is on #adium, #banyantree, #kopete, #macsb, #webkit, #chatkit, ##instantmessaging, and #telepathy on freenode <chuck> Man, you need some other hobby, dude <chuck> Try jerking off now and then <Toba> if irc is a hobby so is heroin Comment: #qc #439 - February 16 2007 15:50:29. <+Rainetine> where have all the protons gone <+Rainetine> LONG TIME PASSING <+Rainetine> where have all the protons gone <+Rainetine> LONG TIME AGO <+Rainetine> where have all the protons gone <+Rainetine> they've fused into neutrons, now we know Comment: #wpi #431 - February 01 2007 13:27:07. <InsanityDivined> my roommate's girlfriend called at 7 this morning <aimeewobbles> ..... <aimeewobbles> throw water on her, see if she melts <InsanityDivined> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <InsanityDivined> YES #555 - March 05 2008 23:34:51. <&Paul> using NAT to keep from getting hacked is like going to jail to keep from getting mugged #676 - February 16 2011 17:18:38. <aurynn> I try not to curse <Voodoo> me too, but i'm fucking terrible at it #798 - January 17 2012 14:20:04. <@jackc> people dont rip bongs and plot to overthrow the government <@jackc> people rip bongs and plot to overthrow freshway #241 - November 15 2005 04:12:22. <ChernoBog> i will ring for no money, and i know how to speak English, Macedonian, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and Bulgarian... understand some of russian too.... <Dashiva> and you haven't ethnically cleansed yourself yet? #863 - April 24 2012 13:52:36. <@Toba> "On his LinkedIn networking page, he describes himself as an expert smuggler from 1984 to 1987." <Olmec> "Adventurer - Exlpert Smuggler South America to US" <@gmp> lol <Olmec> a misspelling like that is really going to turn off employers #432 - February 02 2007 20:24:00. <Croy> You know why <person> likes two hundred year olds, right? :D <kastein> because there are two of them! <Tigrael> no because there are two hundred of them! <kastein> either way, they'll be shitting all over him. Comment: #WPI@DAKA #91 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. * PortoRob misses the days when the gallows were still around <!CompHobbyist> PortoRob: BUT THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT *WHINE SURRENDER PUSSYFOOT* <!CompHobbyist> WE CAN'T HAVE THAT <PortoRob> It wouldnt be that unusual if we did it MORE OFTEN!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment: #wpi #929 - December 28 2012 16:06:40. <bluehat> yes thank you captain I-turned-on-my-TV-at-some-point-this-year #76 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. * +Toba wants a nick like fuzacs <+Toba> I could put [] around the appropriate letter <+Toba> food, unix, sleeping, away, coding, sleep <+Toba> err school <+LovelyCrap> you wrote sleep twice <+LovelyCrap> hmmm <+LovelyCrap> coincidence? <+Toba> maybe :o <+LovelyCrap> sleep instead of school. thats a interesting mistake <+Toba> yes it is Comment: #hothardware #915 - September 02 2012 20:52:15. <bonnie--> as many times as i learn what the word oneiric means, i almost instantly forget it #850 - April 01 2012 13:11:50. <bluehat> man last night was crazy <bluehat> I think I put bales of hay in my bus <bluehat> and then left it someplace #990 - August 14 2013 14:55:49. <@jtn> where can I buy cats for BTC? #1062 - October 17 2018 20:28:39. * Zygo mentors the coop student <Zygo> I helped him until he had a screen full of errors, then I walked away <Zygo> I work on products that display stuff and verify the stuff that's being displayed, so "screen full of errors" means "screen full of something that isn't entirely black" and "error reporting is working now" <Zygo> but it's really fun to say just the first thing with no context };-> #811 - February 06 2012 22:33:56. <@vi> ...updating my search terms <@vi> SEXY RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME SNEEZING TEENS #1012 - November 21 2013 11:03:36. <bad_gateway> awesome <bad_gateway> there's a menu in peoplesoft called, "modify a person" <bad_gateway> like you click on, "modify a person" <skay> I need modification <skay> maybe nicer teeth! <skay> a new tattoo #591 - August 21 2009 08:15:25. <+komies> i think you're a beautiful and unique snowfake! <+komies> and not a special snowflake <+komies> because if you were a special snowflake i would feel bad when i had to call the bus for you. #41 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. * Joins: Dizzop_A_Wizzop (drucifer@24-113-4-251.wavecable.com) <+drucifer> /msg nickserv ghost Dizzop_A_Wizzop asshole <+drucifer> fuck... <+Roadhog> lol * @laggerzero bashes that <+Toba> rofl Comment: #hothardware #177 - September 30 2005 16:30:47. <max__> im tempted to eat the tablespoon of pretzel flavored salt at the bottom of this bag Comment: aren't we all... #748 - October 19 2011 14:11:02. <xo> BEING CYNICAL MEANS IM SMART <xo> is the unofficial motto of both slashdot and reddit #434 - February 04 2007 21:00:29. <@kastein> [0:26][kastein@FALCON:~]% cd `which sudo | sed s/sudo//g`; sudo ln -s sudo bitch <@kastein> [0:26][kastein@FALCON:/usr/bin]% cd /usr/ports/kitchen; bitch make sandwich <@kastein> make: don't know how to make sandwich. Stop <@kastein> [0:27][kastein@FALCON:/usr/ports/kitchen]% <@kastein> :( Comment: #WPI #414 - January 04 2007 23:13:20. * Gangstar (~Gangstar@538ee73.1366fc9a.ma.comcast.net) has joined #wpi <@UnityDivide> well, more accurately, "Grievous hunted Jedi for sport and kept his victims' lightsabers as trophies of his conquests within his cloak." <+Toba> hi Gangstar <+Toba> fyi we aren't always giant star wars nerds <Gangstar> i am Comment: #wpi #477 - June 09 2007 16:26:09. <+Tigrael> my mom sent me a text today <+Tigrael> "Good news! they do not have 2 ampu- tate arm got the cellulit is in time antibiotics r working luv u! mom" <+Tigrael> apparently mom had some sort of infection on her arm <+Tigrael> and they were worried about blood poisoning <+Tigrael> this is the first I'd heard of it, of course Comment: #wpi #526 - November 04 2007 13:28:45. <@Nago> sometimes I think 4chan is the new sodom and gamorrah but sometimes I also think that wikipedia attempts to compete for that position Comment: #trimethylxanthine #401 - December 10 2006 03:08:35. <DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet <Tolkan> im smark... <Tolkan> smart. #664 - October 13 2010 12:02:40. <nago_> why work hard when you can cheat with technology #105 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+robert> Ken, since you made the statement, how many penguins can you fit in your ass? Comment: #wpi #103 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+PortoRob> shit, i have to blow my nose and I have this tissue here, and i can't remember if it was a nose blowing tissue or a, well, 'clean up' tissue <+PortoRob> i'm scared to risk it <Lumox> ... <@dRkILL|Work> Um... <+Toba> I don't think we needed ot konw that <@dRkILL|Work> You mean you don't throw out the tissue after you "clean up"? <+PortoRob> i do normally, but i was stoned and, well, i was stoned Comment: #wpi #980 - June 19 2013 17:09:16. <@kastein> mkdir dix; mkdir lotsodix; touch ./dix/fags; touch ./lotsodix/lotsofags #446 - March 08 2007 17:06:29. <!Alucar> apparently talking to my modem via SNMP is difficult * Bender (bender@bite.my.shiny.metal.ass) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Kenobi (alucard@25a2a4a.25ea0ee2.ma.charter.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * !Alucar (Hellsing@staff.*.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 360 seconds) * !Alucard (Hellsing@staff.*.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 369 seconds) <%kastein> ... and crashes it? Comment: #WPI #542 - December 31 2007 15:12:24. <7ruth> Oh my god! I'll be right back, parents are making me barbeque. <Sentral1> Im pretty sure that was a literal version of 'omgbrbbbq' #346 - June 27 2006 19:37:33. <@tedivm> oh, um, ignore the death threats <@tedivm> i'm moving on to serious discussion now Comment: #wpi #1000 - September 28 2013 16:01:55. <andrewjb> Programming IRL: <andrewjb> "ETA for an apple pie?" <andrewjb> "2h" <andrewjb> 8h later: <andrewjb> "Where is it?" <andrewjb> "You didn't tell me the dishes were dirty and you lacked an oven." #153 - September 29 2005 19:17:12. <Czarina> I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something. #80 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@personman> i've a hard time getting a pic where i don't look like "that guy with bodies in his basement" <@personman> its like, damn, i swear i'm not fugly, but the camera sure doesnt want to show it often <@personman> but then i wonder, you know? maybe i'm just fugly? its kinda like blaming the mirror <!Toba> and you can't get an honest opinion out of ANYONE <!Toba> not that I go around asking if I'm ugly... but still <@personman> well if someone was like "damn dude your pretty fugly" i'd be like "hey fuck you mother fucker" <!Toba> and then you *would* be the guy with bodies in the basement Comment: irc.toba.ath.cx #1016 - December 06 2013 17:06:17. < rhys> this is the thing about bitcoin, and reality in general. it doesn't have to make sense to me to be happening. #511 - September 05 2007 23:03:50. <@Toba> someone send me an emergency time machine <@Toba> my pathological ability to procrastinate in the face of obvious need to do work is going to kill me <ginman> Toba: we can build it tomorrow, and send it back to now <@Toba> well if that's true <@Toba> why isn't it here yet <ginman> we procrastinated tomorrow Comment: #trimethylxanthine #267 - February 03 2006 18:52:47. <YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs? <Chocoboko> What? <DragonFogel> Quality control? =P <Kamui> Fewer "SpongeBob Squarepants" fansites? #880 - May 22 2012 17:15:31. <yuniorpocalypse> san diego is boring as dirt <Eric> as a dirt collector I am insulted <Eric> dirt is endlessly fascinating #587 - April 26 2009 17:06:00. <procto> Toba: cocainr? a new web 2.0 startup? <@Toba> social tagging of drug dealers <@Toba> [mickey the bull] tagged in [smack], [pittsburgh] <procto> bike courriers carrying a few keys <@Toba> new meaning to 'fixie' #118 - September 06 2005 22:41:45. <Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show it Comment: #wpi #666 - November 09 2010 22:41:09. Mr_Brooks> You're seriously gonna pass up the chance to see a serial killer kill a pedophile with a chainsaw? #513 - September 18 2007 18:11:59. <Geologist[afkr]> knock knock <thebigmike1983[FARK]> who's there? <Geologist[afkr]> 9/11 <thebigmike1983[FARK]> 9/11 who? <Geologist[afkr]> YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET! #116 - August 29 2005 12:50:43. <%robert> and searching for "hot mostly naked chick with a gun" in google isn't always the best idea <!Stray_Pussy> lol <!Stray_Pussy> yes it is <%robert> well, if you aren't under any time restraints Comment: #wpi #412 - January 02 2007 12:45:26. <@Samari> PENETRATION <Voodoo> i have 20 minutes of laptop battery left. at least i'm not wasting it on silliness #460 - April 12 2007 13:45:18. <@Gryph> I was at the store today and I saw a little girl with only one eye <@Toba> o_ #706 - July 26 2011 00:24:28. <Catfish_Man> I don't write time zone code after drinking gin #453 - March 18 2007 13:44:57. <Locke> I take great pride in only one thing and that is my essential goodness. I try to help people and be nice and be funny and I succeed sometimes. I fail other times. I'm socially inept, I don't know how to be Johnny Cool. <khmer> so ease up on the moralizing, would you? <khmer> nobody doubts your fundamental good nature except for thomas hobbes, and i think his connection was reset Comment: #qc #637 - March 28 2010 21:51:06. <cristipengraffe> csi:NY is to naked lady sushi what csi:vegas is to furries #390 - October 29 2006 01:06:46. <@w0k> i love myself, i'm so full of myself i could puke up a Clone #887 - June 05 2012 15:14:48. <homunculus> Q: what's your favorite sex position <homunculus> A: entry-level #1051 - May 20 2015 11:58:11. <NegativeK> "As a penguin, I throw fish at the mobile device." #866 - May 01 2012 03:05:57. <BlaqkMage> You can't spell subtext without buttsex #349 - July 01 2006 00:42:05. <RizBow> i had a really insane dream last night with crying, with wars with attempted assasination, with pools with missing towels #388 - October 29 2006 01:03:31. <APC> I steal from the automated checkout all the fucking time now <APC> I just lie about what I bought <APC> 2 pounds of bananas costs less than say, 2 pounds of hustler and playboy #466 - May 11 2007 12:11:00. <pmMike> getting onto bash is like breaking into a tank <Sea_BBL> although not quite as satisfactory when you have pulled it off. <Erasmus> To be honest if you spend a lot of time trying to do either you've made a wrong turn in life somewhere. #491 - July 24 2007 23:14:59. <+Tigrael> OH GOD <+Tigrael> do NOT GIS for "snape slash" <%kastein> ... what is the result? <+Tigrael> see for yourself <+Tigrael> you're a brave man <%kastein> if it's bad enough you don't want to see it, I probably don't want to <%kastein> but curiousity is a bitch <%kastein> AHHHHHHHHHHH #381 - October 18 2006 16:30:24. <Vergo> stalking is good <Vergo> cause it makes me feel wanted Comment: #qc #898 - July 03 2012 15:35:03. <@kidcamaro> state ur name and rank.. <@Toba_> toba, general <@kastein> kastein, rear admirer <@kastein> I mean <@kastein> admiral #1032 - June 18 2014 10:34:40. <@r4v5> what distinguishes guyliner from just "eyeliner on a guy" <agocs> Would a guyliner be a protective coating on a cable that supports a tall structure? #727 - September 26 2011 16:01:14. <+ScribbleJ> Bunch of fucking solipsists. #834 - March 08 2012 18:32:09. <@vi> if i want to look relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration #120 - September 12 2005 00:07:47. <Talikira> (\_(\ <Talikira> ( o-o) * Milon_Eliad beheads tali's creature with text <Talikira> o( ( ")( ") #806 - January 24 2012 14:13:09. <r4v3n> "If a mentally challenged kid is late to class, does that make him a bit ... tardy?" #1010 - November 15 2013 13:58:18. <Kyzoku> The secret's to bang the rocks together, guys! #72 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <UberTrekkie> TURN IN YOUR HISTORY PAPER <Robert> i gave up <Robert> i no longer care about any of this <UberTrekkie> dude <UberTrekkie> get your ass here <UberTrekkie> NOW <Robert> there's no point, i suck at life <UberTrekkie> dude <UberTrekkie> when the hell did you become french <UberTrekkie> don't be french Comment: #wpi #253 - December 12 2005 16:35:17. <boof> fucking fat fuck customers at mcdonalds <boof> You know how bartenders can refuse to sell alcohol to someone if they are clearly intoxicated to the max? <boof> Well, I'd like the same power, however in regards to obseity. Too fat? Have trouble walking? Sweating in the airconditioning? Short breath from walking from the door to the counter? No sale, unless you buy something from the Salads plus menu and a bottle of water. <fury> lol #213 - October 27 2005 19:38:14. <Raidonkid> My sister is fucking slow. She came home last night complaining about how her boyfriend lied to her and got her pregnant. He told her he was circumcized twice and she thought it meant he was sterile. #951 - March 15 2013 14:56:30. <@tronyx> sorry, not taking fitness tips from a sys admin who's a buck 35 soaking wet #840 - March 22 2012 13:09:06. <Gryph> BRIBE HER LIKE YOU MEAN IT #330 - June 14 2006 01:25:19. <@UnityDivide> I get an email from my girlfriend, in which she called her computer a douchebag, so what does gmail do? it's ads suggest that I buy douches <+Toba> people advertise douche on google ads... what the hell is wrong with the world <Ginman> yeah, who the hell would buy a douche off the internet <Ginman> unless it was used Comment: #wpi #553 - March 04 2008 14:38:12. <@Lem> http://www.statistics.gov.uk/STATBASE/xsdataset.asp?vlnk=5686&More=Y <@Lem> I am annoyed that I cannot specify "tea cosy" <@Lem> damn coroners. #288 - March 22 2006 02:03:53. <Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies <Chops> you've had a breast reduction? <Janette> O.o <Janette> no <Janette> little cute fat babies <Chops> not sure if that was the best emoticon to follow that question #445 - March 08 2007 17:06:04. <+Tigrael> how does intercampus mail work? <+Tigrael> do we have to use a postage stamp? <+rcaron> no, there's a big manilla envelope you use typically <+Tigrael> what if I want to put something in someone else's box <!Alucar> then you have to ask nicely <!Alucar> after months of courtship <!Alucar> many dates <!Alucar> much $$$ <!Alucar> only then will she say yes Comment: #wpi #965 - April 29 2013 12:53:15. <@jackc> git is easy <@jackc> until something happens #87 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <%jade_dixon> not as hot as me tho <%jade_dixon> i need to beat the girls off with a stick <+EdividYtinu> .... <%spock1104> more like you need to beat off <+EdividYtinu> that can be interpreted sooo wrong Comment: #wpi #354 - July 13 2006 19:00:47. <+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it Comment: #wpi #321 - May 16 2006 15:11:20. <Threatis> I'm trying to figure out what "geek" tattoo I'm getting. <khmer> Threatis: get <blink> tattooed on your eyelids Comment: #qc #476 - June 06 2007 22:02:21. <@Gryph> does the spleen actually do anything <@star> Eh just some white blood cells <@Gryph> spleencakes with maple syrup? <@eth0> not anymore, at least his doesnt <@kelly> and who needs white blood cells?! <@kelly> not me! <@star> exactly! <@eth0> pff, I prefer marinara over alfredo anyways <@Toba> alfredo is too cheesy <@kelly> mmm cheesy white blood cells <@Toba> that's pus, kelly <@kelly> ... <@Gryph> I... <@star> kind of like cheese * Toba was kicked by kelly (kelly) #176 - September 30 2005 16:30:43. <TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located? #307 - April 25 2006 13:40:53. <robert> that is my soul purpose for being here <@Voodoo> sole <Toba> pedantism ftw <robert> no, my soul has the purpose of saying that <cristipengraffe> and he means "in his soul" <Harry> Also, Toba: pedantry. Comment: #qc #278 - February 24 2006 02:07:44. 03:05| (!DaPriv) lol @ seppuku Comment: #wpi #524 - October 16 2007 23:23:45. <!Jack> DICK BLOOD <Giraffe> FUCKING DICK BLOOD OF BLOOD FUCKING FARMS <!Jack> HE'LL FUCKING SELL YOU SOME SPINES <Giraffe> FUCKING RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND SELL IT FOR MORE SPINES <Ginmang_> DICK FUCKIN BLOOD <!Toba_> ...dick blood?! <cypher> DICK BLOOD!!! <!Toba_> NO! <Giraffe> HIVE MIND <!Toba_> HIVE DICK <!Toba_> MIND BLOOD <Giraffe> DICK HIVE Comment: #nr #695 - May 07 2011 01:37:31. <ScribbleJ> Fuck me <Toba> you're not my type, ScribbleJ <ScribbleJ> I'm getting married tomorrow. <Toba> oh, well you're someone's type <ScribbleJ> IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE #743 - October 14 2011 02:21:12. <nago> This year has been a pretty spectacular festival of disillusionment. #977 - June 17 2013 16:13:42. < tac> I'm sure Hell is actually just a PHP code shop somewhere in Wicker Park < tac> And I'm going there for sure :( <+Toba> before death even <+Toba> as sartre says, hell is other people < NegativeK> As developers have said, hell is other people's code. < NegativeK> Or IE. <+Toba> As other people's code has said, NameError: name 'hell' is not defined #121 - September 17 2005 14:07:43. <+FragUPlenty> I am currently trying to find out how drunk you need to be 2 watch starship troopers 2 and it be good <+FragUPlenty> this oghta be an interesting experiment Comment: #hothardware #60 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <!CompHobbyist> haha, we know what we're talking about and Toba doesn't <!CompHobbyist> Shadowblade: what did you get for an answer to the third-order harmonic hypertransient question? -> -Shadowblade- this should be fun >:) * Toba o_0 * -> -Shadowblade- Toba is my bro, so I'll tell him he got pranked later <+Shadowblade> it ended up being a function of the resonance amplifier, right? <+Toba> third-order harmonic hypertransient < I'm betting you're making this up. <!CompHobbyist> uh... I'm glad I had a different color from you <+Shadowblade> third order means there's three capacitors/inductors <+Toba> I can't even figure out what class you guys are talking about <+Toba> oh, Circuits <+Shadowblade> lmao <+Shadowblade> well, three layers of capacitors/inductors <+Toba> this is why I'm not an ECE and never will be <!CompHobbyist> because I ended up having to use hypercomplex numbers in hilbert space, and it was not fun <!CompHobbyist> transfer functions with hypercomplex numbers = ugh :( <+Toba> reading that = ugh <+Shadowblade> I hate transfer functions with regular numbers <+Shadowblade> let along imaginary 4-space <!CompHobbyist> with regular numbers and complex numbers it's fine... but bring i,j,k in and I want to kill myself <+Toba> as opposed to real 4-space? <+Shadowblade> correct <!CompHobbyist> WHOA * !Stray_Pussy (user@3a15f1cd.33b18cfd.WIFI.WPI.EDU) Quit (Quit: Tata!) <+Shadowblade> if we used real 4-space to solve this shit, we'd be here for weeks <!CompHobbyist> just found out that hypercomplex numbers are related to RSA encryption?! <+Shadowblade> nice <!CompHobbyist> http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~msta039/hypercomplex-rsa.html * Toba wishes he understood RSA * <!CompHobbyist> Toba: by hypercomplex numbers I mean this: <!CompHobbyist> ii = jj = -kk = -1 <!CompHobbyist> ij = ji = k, jk = kj = -i, ki = ik = -j <!CompHobbyist> ijk = 1 <+Toba> o_0 -Shadowblade- I thought you made that up for a second Comment: #wpi #810 - February 05 2012 19:31:45. <KharBevNor> It's about democratic peoples armies run by real-time wiki voting rising up and overthrowing the governments of the world <KharBevNor> basically <Kris> Which won't happen until late next week #88 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. * Kalypso (Kalypso@2c543566.d0a9996.Boston1.Level3.net) has joined #wpi * root sets mode: +v Kalypso <!CompHobbyist> welcoee bac KalyKso <` <+UnityDivide> eh? <+UnityDivide> you alright Ken? <+UnityDivide> you sneeze or something? <!CompHobbyist> yeah em fin UnitUDividi �� <@dRkILL> Did Ken find some booze? <+UnityDivide> should I be afraid or finding this amusing? -> -dRkILL- ahahaha that's exactly what I wanted to happen... I'm using DarkEngine's /drunk script actually <+Kalypso> holy uck... <+Kalypso> fuck* <+Kalypso> What the hell happened to Ken? <!CompHobbyist> i dun o wha you'ye tal ing anout UuityDitide un <+Kalypso> ................... <+Kalypso> KEN ARE YOU DRUNK?! <!CompHobbyist> no i oont tnink sn 9� <+UnityDivide> Jesus H. Christ on the purple pogo stick from polka-dotted hell <!CompHobbyist> LOL YOU'RE SO OWNED <+Kalypso> Jesus Christ in a motorcycle sidecar with a lobster bib and a packet of chocolate jimmies <!CompHobbyist> go download darkengine from www.darkengine.net and try out the /drunk script maybe? * !CompHobbyist ROFLs <+Kalypso> LMFAO <!CompHobbyist> I so had you confused like hell... oh man Comment: #wpi #787 - January 04 2012 11:59:24. <Zygo> none of the pub staff know anything about configuring the AP, so I have no idea whether the AP I fixed was the pub's AP, or some random neighbor's <Zygo> but, a minute or two after I fixed the AP, a whole lot of things in the pub went "ding" and then you could hear "Oh, hey, there is wifi here" #580 - April 07 2009 14:05:19. <pip> MY FRIEND IS GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE MARINE CORPS! <pip> strange turn of events <pip> umm, he's getting kicked out for mental instability <Aeneas> ah, so he's a very GOOD frend of yours? <pip> we were on a psych ward together. Comment: #qc #208 - October 27 2005 19:37:39. <Slater_> I HATE sticky keys! <Slater_> I specifically remember being just about to take that perfect headshot in Counter-Strike, tapping the shift-key to sneak a bit forward for a clean view. ...and then... <Slater_> "Hello! We think you must be severely handicapped, since you just pressed the shift key. We will now close your game and teach you a bit about using your computer with no hands. Love thy Windows experience!" #528 - November 20 2007 13:04:55. <@Toba> "Overall, almost half of respondents said they felt uncomfortable walking next to an HIV-infected person, 52 percent did not want to live in the same house, and 79 percent did not want to date someone harboring the virus." <@Toba> this means that 21% of people will date someone knowing they have the hiv <@Devo> Those 21% could have HIV themselves. <@Toba> you have somehow managed to make this statistic worse. thank you. Comment: #trimethylxanthine

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