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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #836 - March 14 2012 12:55:08. * `Nerobro is pissed off in general at the bra industry. <pdish> But why? <ScribbleJ> U mad, bra? #44 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Toba82> \x04\x01\x1a\v\xd9\x11! < wtf? <+TBF> Shell code. <+TBF> Or a lame search engine bot escaping URIs. <Toba82> the client revdns'ed to bravo.ck.polsl.gliwice.pl <Toba82> it's a polish search engine <Toba82> I never knew polish jokes were based in fact Comment: #apache, EFNet #1035 - July 09 2014 21:34:45. <@jackc> i learned a lot of deep linux trying to figure out if i was owned, lol #134 - September 27 2005 11:39:09. <Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it? #462 - April 28 2007 15:50:25. <shaver> in theory, we're having this conversation on my space yacht #609 - January 04 2010 18:09:41. < Zyr> oh, BlaqkMage! I realised something the other day <BlaqkMage> hmm? < Zyr> I lost my virginity THE DAY i stopped playing WoW Comment: #qc #135 - September 27 2005 11:39:12. <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> Tornado! <Guantlet> better get to the basement mins <Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside. #717 - September 14 2011 19:25:57. <@Toba> when you see a fine griddle walk into the room <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> when you gotta have breakfast and you can't help yourself <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> when your berries are lucious and your needs are not so savory <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> do the crepe <@Toba> do the crepe #794 - January 10 2012 14:35:19. <@marra> the world's end should have a good sound track #419 - January 18 2007 02:48:32. <!Alucard> I just found a type I made on Oct 7th <!Alucard> typo* <+Rashina> IRONY STRIKES AGAIN Comment: #wpi #783 - December 15 2011 15:39:07. <r4v3n> Proud to say we have been -1 days without incident... <r4v3n> something tells me we're doing it wrong #290 - March 22 2006 02:05:50. <+LovelyCrap> my house has no electricity. this computer is running of solar power stored in a battery <+Toba> that's electricity... Comment: #hothardware #907 - August 17 2012 16:16:54. <squawk> Did you know: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" and "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn" are actual anagrams? #67 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Robert> i was getting pissed at people on my website <+Robert> for posting porn <+Robert> so to get back, instead of banning or yelling, I posted goatse and tubgirl <+Robert> i just did it now <+Toba> heheh. * +Toba awaits news of horrified users quitting Robert's forums Comment: #wpi #178 - September 30 2005 16:30:58. <@Erik> Er, better than busy dodging the cops or something. <@Lion> heh <@Lion> I did that a little bit, too. <@Lion> If by "dodging" you mean "going to" and by "cops" you mean "gay bar." Comment: #qc #122 - September 20 2005 10:21:08. [19:44:04] <!NeuRd> :-P [21:46:23] <!NeuRd> anyone around? [21:47:08] <!Toba> holy shit [21:47:12] <!Toba> I have esp for IRC [21:47:18] <!Toba> I was reading bash [21:47:33] <!Toba> and I got this feeling inside that said "somebody is talking to me" and I came in here [21:47:35] <!Toba> and there you were [21:47:37] * !Toba D: [21:47:49] <!Toba> so yes, coincedentally I am around [21:48:50] <!NeuRd> lol Comment: #nixirc #185 - October 01 2005 20:41:06. <jamez5> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }} *** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes and you'r out. >-) *** jamez5 has joined #**** <lilskater3> wtf? * jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls <Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that <doktersteve> oh <jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled? <lilskater3> nope <Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay. #936 - January 17 2013 16:15:55. <stkrzysiak> we mounted the switch on the roof for cheap cooling, duh #351 - July 07 2006 03:51:26. <+Zeraliten> FUCK!! That cat needs to die a horrible death. He's chewed through the wires on my $120 headset <@CCFreak2K> Zeraliten, electrical tape can take care of that. <Teqonix> What, killing the cat, or fixing the headphones? #899 - July 08 2012 23:48:47. <@viphone> i only eat from the most kawaii bento boxes #230 - November 05 2005 21:15:25. Xeno: *listens to bananphone* Xeno: its been stuck in my head Duke: Oh man Xeno: To top it off a friend online started typing hte lyrics. Duke: Ring ring ring ring ring ring rign bananaphone Duke: I'd like to see that guy in a punk band Duke: Ring ring ring BANANARCHY!!!! Xeno: ...I could scoure the internet for ages and never find an emoticon to either praise or insult you #128 - September 27 2005 11:38:42. <DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting. <Epitaph> except it's not fun. #806 - January 24 2012 14:13:09. <r4v3n> "If a mentally challenged kid is late to class, does that make him a bit ... tardy?" #776 - December 01 2011 20:25:43. <ba> maybe you just don't get it <ba> one day, it'll all make sense #1044 - December 04 2014 12:52:23. <gm> we *need* to rewrite systemd in js #127 - September 27 2005 11:38:39. <taylor-made> it must of been boring for those people at the superdome <taylor-made> what could you possibly do while waiting out one of the worst hurricanes to ever make landfall <bigwoodthing> the wave :) <taylor-made> i hope you choke and die #155 - September 29 2005 19:17:27. <pele> cookies and milk is the shit <pele> true thug snack <sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug <pele> you think he buys all those presents? #713 - August 22 2011 07:58:28. <Grawsith> you're splitting hairs that haven't grown #860 - April 17 2012 15:32:34. <@Heather> Not fully colorblind, I think he's like red green colorblind or something. <Mouse> red/green is the commonest colourblindness, I believe. <Mouse> also, far more frequent in men; at least one of the genes in question is on the X chromosome. <Mouse> Women get two copies of it, so they are much less likley to lack a working copy. <Kassandry> Girls have RAID 1 chromosomes. #809 - January 30 2012 16:11:30. <papersatan1> yelly, my penis is cold all the time <papersatan1> you could make dildo cozys then <yelley> I made a vibrator cozy once. <yelley> It was orange, like a carrot, and it had carrot greens on the top. #1002 - October 08 2013 23:37:07. <xo> i lost the key to my mailbox, i just trust that nothing i care about is in there #632 - March 13 2010 22:33:25. <DaPrivateer> what is the ret x86 instruction <DaPrivateer> nvm #853 - April 03 2012 14:07:11. <shades> desire is suffering #972 - May 20 2013 15:16:34. <rhys> we are going to be like the hackerspace version of the amish <Toba> the cool thing about the tragedy of the commons is that i've got front row seats. #765 - November 21 2011 14:46:11. <@jackc> this guy <@jackc> is hitting on the same girl on fb i am <@jackc> this will not stand <@jackc> ill be like <@jackc> heres a copy of skyrim <@jackc> and while hes playing it ill court the girl <@jackc> and leave him in the dust <@Toba> jackc, if he ever figures out what you did <@Toba> you can in all honesty tell him "don't hate the player hate the game" <@jackc> oh wow. #250 - December 12 2005 16:35:02. <MTMCannon> I'm sorry <MTMCannon> no actually <MTMCannon> I lied <MTMCannon> I'm not <MTMCannon> :-\ sorry <dizliz132> wait youre not what? <MTMCannon> sorry <dizliz132> your sorry for not being sorry? <MTMCannon> exactly <dizliz132> well i accept your apology #516 - September 21 2007 07:19:51. nih0ngo: well didn't you ever catch them and put them in a jar? thats what you do to things you like xkcd: is that why you have all those jars full of anal sex in your room? nih0ngo: no, that was for Y2K #900 - July 08 2012 23:54:17. <Shane> I don't know where those hands have been <papersatan> insided mittens <Toba> insider mittens <papersatan> tonight on insider mittens! <Toba> the story of one kitten and his long fight with the SEC #966 - April 29 2013 17:25:23. <tac> I got frustrated by actually using Haskell #246 - November 30 2005 22:57:14. <%UnityDivide> is it good...when a girl says "you...are the best thing that has happened to me" ? <!Alucard> yes? <%MrSpock> i'm going to go with yes <Tina> definitely... unless she's a crazy bitch Comment: #wpi #254 - December 29 2005 17:28:44. <%Aidoneus> My mum said the most random thing in the world today. <%Aidoneus> We were watching the news, and the guy said "We'll be back, after the break." <%Aidoneus> And my mum said "Not if you DIE!!" <%Aidoneus> It was quite scary. Comment: #apathbeyond #685 - March 31 2011 12:39:14. <Arc> Toba: we are already in the loony bin. what we preceive is a fantasy we created together and we program in order to keep our minds focused on something tangible #535 - December 17 2007 11:25:51. <+Thornhill> can anyone recommend a good yodelling album? #96 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@AJ> I'm trying to do this menu in DHTML but it wont work with me! * @Toba has never done dhtml <@AJ> its Javascript and html combined <@AJ> maybe CSS, but I get mixed alot Comment: #music, irc.ultrapresence.net #752 - October 26 2011 15:28:55. <@kastein> in short, george foreman grills are the best thing ever <@kastein> because you can cook bacon naked without fear. #712 - August 21 2011 22:14:14. <@kastein> some guys have hoes in different area codes, I have tools in different jeeps #218 - October 27 2005 19:38:56. <Ashley> No, believe me... my job SUCKS. <Ashley> We have to clock out to go to the bathroom. What kind of shit is that? <Robert> The kind you don't get paid for. #583 - April 21 2009 12:06:28. <orospakr> hmm, I wouldn't mind dating a girl who is a neuroscience major :) <Voodoo> i wouldn't mind dating a girl #569 - August 24 2008 20:54:31. <Uno> i wonder if a gay guy has made a dildo out of a mold of his own dick so he can fuck himself #771 - November 30 2011 12:30:35. <@cshepherd> churches do a lot of good, you know <@cshepherd> for every firebombed abortion clinic, there are HUNDREDS of 10 year old boys getting all the sex they want #813 - February 06 2012 22:34:01. <@kastein> there's a vc born every minute - pt barnum #697 - May 11 2011 12:19:12. < kat> also you get to have one-on-one beluga encounters there < Catfish_Man> that sounds dirty < kat> theres nothing dirty < kat> we're all mammals < kat> its all consensual #513 - September 18 2007 18:11:59. <Geologist[afkr]> knock knock <thebigmike1983[FARK]> who's there? <Geologist[afkr]> 9/11 <thebigmike1983[FARK]> 9/11 who? <Geologist[afkr]> YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET! #524 - October 16 2007 23:23:45. <!Jack> DICK BLOOD <Giraffe> FUCKING DICK BLOOD OF BLOOD FUCKING FARMS <!Jack> HE'LL FUCKING SELL YOU SOME SPINES <Giraffe> FUCKING RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND SELL IT FOR MORE SPINES <Ginmang_> DICK FUCKIN BLOOD <!Toba_> ...dick blood?! <cypher> DICK BLOOD!!! <!Toba_> NO! <Giraffe> HIVE MIND <!Toba_> HIVE DICK <!Toba_> MIND BLOOD <Giraffe> DICK HIVE Comment: #nr #676 - February 16 2011 17:18:38. <aurynn> I try not to curse <Voodoo> me too, but i'm fucking terrible at it #640 - April 09 2010 18:14:34. < bluehat> I think we should fit "verily" in more pop songs <!Toba> shake it baby forsooth < bluehat> in a manner similar to that of a polaroid picture #678 - March 07 2011 18:53:04. <@andrewjb> An SSH packet enters a bar, notices it isn't the same bartender as last time, and runs out screaming about man-in-the-middle attacks. <@jackc> lol <@jackc> thats damn good <@Toba> An SSH packet walks into a bar. The bartender stares at him for 10 seconds trying to remember his name before asking if he wants a drink. <@jackc> my god you guys are geniuses #324 - May 24 2006 18:30:07. <pip> i got dumped on irc :) Comment: #qc #435 - February 04 2007 21:01:04. <Bender> blah blah blah bitch moan whine <%spock1104> ^ Comment: #wpi #423 - January 18 2007 22:22:07. <twitchy> Never develop with Wordpad <twitchy> It's inferior to Word in almost every way Comment: #wpi #262 - February 03 2006 18:45:29. [Marc^]: hahahahaha [Marc^]: been moaning that i dont have a desk and have to type on my lap [Marc^]: got a massive desk this morning [Marc^]: and just realised [Marc^]: i'm sitting here with the keyboard on my lap :/ Comment: #tekheads #2 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. <clonak> .... <clonak> O_O Comment: #hothardware #211 - October 27 2005 19:37:56. <narg> So my sister is about to enter college, and she was telling everyone her room number - 404. <narg> Then one day, she was looking at a college letter with my parents, and she's like crap, my room number is 414! <narg> Reflexivly, I said if people went there, they would be like 404: Julie not found. <narg> No one even looked my way ;( #169 - September 30 2005 14:59:13. * Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks) * Kurt sets mode: +b *!*@*frap.net <SteamedHams> Now listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye #766 - November 23 2011 12:29:22. <@kastein> mo jeeps mo problems #460 - April 12 2007 13:45:18. <@Gryph> I was at the store today and I saw a little girl with only one eye <@Toba> o_ #601 - November 20 2009 20:27:57. <@_nago> I think that <@_nago> computers are awful <@_nago> and make our lives miserable <@_nago> also they make us worse people <@Jep> Niggers #362 - August 10 2006 17:40:48. <Lise> IS THAT TOBA'S PHONE NUMBER? *dials it* <Toba> 1 (911) 761-8276 <Toba> <_< >_> <Lise> TOBA: ARE YOU SHITTING ME :) <Toba> haha <Lise> toba i called the number you bastard :( :( <Toba> lise NOOOOO <Lise> I HATE YOU Comment: #qc #930 - December 28 2012 17:17:56. <@vi> I put in a procurement request for the corpses of all my foes but they said that I'd have to get them myself then expense it :( #855 - April 10 2012 15:52:40. <Olmec> what's a word for square brackets. curly brackets, and parentheses? <@Toba> vagina symbols <@andrewjb> grouping symbols <@Toba> groping symbols <@jackc> grouper cymbals <@andrewjb> I em-braced your maternal paren-t last night #1047 - March 23 2015 14:42:18. <prixels> SMOKE WEED EVERY well whenever it is convenient and won't get in the way of your other activities #401 - December 10 2006 03:08:35. <DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet <Tolkan> im smark... <Tolkan> smart. #951 - March 15 2013 14:56:30. <@tronyx> sorry, not taking fitness tips from a sys admin who's a buck 35 soaking wet #735 - October 05 2011 15:38:34. <@grizz> LinkedIn <@grizz> ------------ <@grizz> MESSAGES <@grizz> Sam wrote: <@grizz> if you pay a lot i can learn C++ in a sec.... #49 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@David-63> I feel asleep in school today for like 1 1/2 hours... i woke up and went to my next class.... got to my next class and noticed that my nails were painted with black fingernail polish <@CompHobbyist> LOL <+Toba> rofl <+Toba> sleep shaming Comment: #hothardware #105 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+robert> Ken, since you made the statement, how many penguins can you fit in your ass? Comment: #wpi #606 - December 17 2009 14:33:30. <andrewjb> on a scale of 1 to DOUCHE, how unethical is it as an admin to hack phpbb/mediawiki to get the password of someone who's a douche? <dRkILL> -3 <jshufro> 1 <!Toba> 1+(douche-1)/2 <ba> i think toba has a correct form of the solution <andrewjb> you people are terrible influences you know #673 - February 04 2011 13:56:52. <bluehat> if you get tanked off hard alcohol you're some college kid <bluehat> if you get tanked off wine you're classy <bluehat> with this new knowledge I have become one of the classiest motherfuckers I know #313 - May 05 2006 03:07:42. <Jen> like my friend would get so in trouble if they called home for a ride and they were drunk <Vergo> Bikes ftw :) <eth0> drunk biking eh? that brings back memories <eth0> or... lack thereof Comment: #qc #380 - October 06 2006 18:13:18. <Suzumebachi> i just saw a poll on CNN: "are the political parties representing your personal interests?" <Suzumebachi> 20% said yes <@wshs> that means 20% of americans are so retarded, euthanasia would be correct #305 - April 17 2006 21:16:16. <@daniel> burkina faso <@daniel> too poor to afford consonants when they were naming the cities Comment: #qc #825 - February 28 2012 15:52:46. <rhys> i am not a good cop. I am the fire hydrant on the street, musing at the cars going by. #904 - August 01 2012 18:20:25. <tommydski> mexicans are a drug <squawk> vaginas are a drug <blue_kitty> vaginas are one hell of a drug <papersatan> I keep drugs in my vagina <tommydski> is there...is there a vaginas anonymous <tommydski> wait vaginas anonymous just sounds too much like my problem as it is <tommydski> now i'm confused #981 - July 02 2013 12:46:14. <@JohnAshcroft> the only thing <@JohnAshcroft> i like less <@JohnAshcroft> than video games <@JohnAshcroft> is people who play them #518 - September 21 2007 12:14:20. xkcd: a clinton/edwards TICKET. imagine. xkcd: *just thinks about it* sarah: *sighs happily* sarah: wait, i wasn't thinking about a ticket, per se. #241 - November 15 2005 04:12:22. <ChernoBog> i will ring for no money, and i know how to speak English, Macedonian, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and Bulgarian... understand some of russian too.... <Dashiva> and you haven't ethnically cleansed yourself yet? #835 - March 09 2012 16:46:31. <@jackc> Purging configuration files for libpam-modules ... <@jackc> im boned now <@jackc> sigh <@jackc> i just wanted to write some damn math <@jackc> and here i am #940 - February 12 2013 15:30:19. < Zygo> motd: "if you pwn this IRC server, could you please echo 1 > /sys/class/gpio/gpio4/value? That will light up a LED to let me know I've been pwnt. kthxbai" #502 - August 06 2007 23:45:48. <@Jmax> i'm pretending to be christian to get a job #837 - March 15 2012 18:35:23. <KharBevNor> swanning around with their trousers painted on like they're king shit of fuck mountain #86 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Toba> welll <Toba> I think you should try PEBKAC linux <Tyreses> im pertty advanced ot computer use >.> been using em for about 5 years, since dos was leading os, and windows was just starting <Tyreses> pebkac linux >.> gotta find it :p Comment: #daniweb #670 - December 07 2010 12:31:40. <@Kyzoku> The core problem is that people like fighting. <@Kyzoku> Clearly to correct the problem, we need to kill all the people. <@jtn> nuke from orbit, only way to be sure #538 - December 20 2007 16:30:16. <Lem> "make me a sammich" <Lem> "i have pooped" <Lem> "waaaa. boobie" <heather> .... <Gryph> hee <Gryph> are we talking about what babies think about, or boys? #546 - January 08 2008 23:13:48. <@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH" <@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood <@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place Comment: #trimethylxanthine #291 - March 22 2006 02:21:31. <@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you lots of hot porn and then toss something nasty in the middle Comment: #wpi #75 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <%spock1104> and apparently the army is using wifi mines <%spock1104> that somehow doesn't seem smart, the mines could be hacked into <!CompHobbyist> wardriving just got a whole new meaning Comment: #wpi #908 - August 20 2012 10:34:29. <@tkap> i hate dealing with large, boring companies <@ginman> the real question is why are you doing that bullshit while you could be driving around in a bus helping people with their vision quests <@tkap> that is a GREAT QUESTION <@Toba> if you were to be on vision quest bus <@Toba> you would feel futile in about 3mo <@ginman> i'd be interested in feeling futile in new and unique ways #157 - September 29 2005 19:17:36. <khamosis> oh man... i had typed "hey! anyone awake?" in another channel about 20 minutes ago <khamosis> and just now i saw it and typed "yes!" not realizing it was me #890 - June 08 2012 13:54:24. <zero> If abortion is murder, then blow jobs are cannibalism. #557 - March 05 2008 23:35:00. <scyther> i think girls and scroll lock are pretty similar <scyther> you're so curious about them <scyther> and you can never figure them out

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