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Get 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 Random #344 - June 27 2006 19:37:23. <@jeph> timecube isn't "coded" so much as "shouted onto your browser" Comment: #qc #126 - September 27 2005 11:38:34. <fittysix> elmo, if the internet were a city there'd be a resturaunt everyone reccomends, but when you walk in you see a gaping anus #399 - November 16 2006 18:13:26. <tedium> i'm part german, french, and lebanonese. so i'll invade poland by suicide bombing it but give up at the first sign of trouble Comment: #qc #1049 - May 05 2015 16:47:14. <jorsk> you're on a sunny beach, you have a drink in your hand, a cool breeze blows over your face, somewhere you can hear the sound of a thousand computers being dropped into an industrial shredder #894 - June 25 2012 13:32:08. <Karrde> So I had a problem. I decided to use Java to solve it. Now I have a problem factory. #576 - January 20 2009 00:35:57. <nitrofenix> "i'm sick" <nitrofenix> - "how sick are you?" * Jovan (jeg@ip98-180-2-16.ga.at.cox.net) has joined #qc <nitrofenix> "i wear tutus" <Jovan> ... <nitrofenix> haha <nitrofenix> HI JOVAN <nitrofenix> want to see my rendition of swan lake? :D <Jovan> That's nice. #178 - September 30 2005 16:30:58. <@Erik> Er, better than busy dodging the cops or something. <@Lion> heh <@Lion> I did that a little bit, too. <@Lion> If by "dodging" you mean "going to" and by "cops" you mean "gay bar." Comment: #qc #481 - June 19 2007 23:05:14. <DoubleAW> shit, I see page for a group called the Gay Nigger Association of America, and first thing I notice is that their HTML is valid. Comment: #qc #1044 - December 04 2014 12:52:23. <gm> we *need* to rewrite systemd in js #583 - April 21 2009 12:06:28. <orospakr> hmm, I wouldn't mind dating a girl who is a neuroscience major :) <Voodoo> i wouldn't mind dating a girl #774 - December 01 2011 15:17:53. <@snapper> horny the bear, smokey's cousin? #645 - July 12 2010 01:24:53. <Holst> You see, having a 'fuck' suggests that you took your partner and did something horribly dirty, loud, obnoxious and probably scared the neighbors kids! <TrailMix> you say that like it's a bad thing #519 - September 30 2007 19:21:27. <mish> i was a hardcore asian gangster back in like 7th grade Comment: #qc #450 - March 17 2007 15:08:05. <Kkooly> rumick whyd you download the same episode 3 times <jkpolk> He probably has a triple monitor setup #797 - January 13 2012 18:07:52. <@leopard> can anyone recommend a good place to buy ink/toner for printers <@Toba_> back o trucks <@vi> the ocean (octopus ink) <@leopard> i just dont use printers often and a client is asking <@vi> can you hook an inkjet printer up to your own veins #728 - September 26 2011 16:01:15. <Zygo> I would expect hospitalization to occur much sooner than debonement <Zygo> in other news, my timesheets are now up to date #727 - September 26 2011 16:01:14. <+ScribbleJ> Bunch of fucking solipsists. #121 - September 17 2005 14:07:43. <+FragUPlenty> I am currently trying to find out how drunk you need to be 2 watch starship troopers 2 and it be good <+FragUPlenty> this oghta be an interesting experiment Comment: #hothardware #128 - September 27 2005 11:38:42. <DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting. <Epitaph> except it's not fun. #86 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Toba> welll <Toba> I think you should try PEBKAC linux <Tyreses> im pertty advanced ot computer use >.> been using em for about 5 years, since dos was leading os, and windows was just starting <Tyreses> pebkac linux >.> gotta find it :p Comment: #daniweb #868 - May 03 2012 13:24:44. <r4v3n> things I miss about poly: waking up with a girl in each arm. things I don't miss about being poly: waking up to loud bitching #400 - December 01 2006 09:09:47. <tdk> :/ I have come up with a stupid joke <tdk> "What does a subatomic duck say?" <tdk> "Quark" <Serena[T]> i need sleep <Serena[T]> that actuallyh made me chuckle #573 - October 26 2008 21:48:02. <Hwin> astroglide warns "Mop up any spills IMMEDIATELY. Lube is extremely slippery and can case serious damage in a fall" <Hwin> and I'm like "dude I want a lube slip'n'slide :(" #585 - April 25 2009 21:12:37. <&johndoe> but if you're hiring only one race of people in a neighborhood not ripe with that race, something fishy as fuck is going on <@Toba> hadn't thought about it that way <@Toba> you're biased against racist companies <&johndoe> don't try and make me sound nice. i hate indians. #74 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Kalypso> haha. funny quote. <+Toba|Unix> quote? <+Kalypso> me: "ken! i thought we were doing a channel dinner!" ken: "i tried to arrange for it but nobody responded." ken's roomie: "THERE WAS A NETSPLIT, YOU IDIOT!" <+Kalypso> ...hm <+Kalypso> now that i think about it <+Kalypso> ya kinda had to be there Comment: #wpi #480 - June 19 2007 19:30:22. <Vergo> man... <Vergo> back in the old days... we had smarter idiots... Comment: #qc #292 - April 04 2006 01:15:46. <shen> I'd never tell anyone that, but I still say it to a bunch of weirdos on the interweb <Toba|BSD> are we not real? <Toba|BSD> if you /kick us, do we not complain? Comment: #qc #251 - December 12 2005 16:35:07. <GenericLoser> Haha, that's great. <GenericLoser> 4chan fills its unsold adspace with flashing "BUY OUR FUCKING BANNERS" messages. #928 - December 28 2012 15:28:55. <@andrewjb> I am so epistomological today you don't even fucking know #213 - October 27 2005 19:38:14. <Raidonkid> My sister is fucking slow. She came home last night complaining about how her boyfriend lied to her and got her pregnant. He told her he was circumcized twice and she thought it meant he was sterile. #343 - June 26 2006 16:19:05. <your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40 <your2ndgirl> just a word of warning * your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard #207 - October 25 2005 01:08:17. <Evil_Timmy> wow, just realized that the last couple of people ive slept with have been people i met on irc <Evil_Timmy> i'm a netrosexual #338 - June 21 2006 17:14:06. <@robert> hmm, someone is stealing wireless from me <@robert> oh the irony Comment: #wpi #741 - October 13 2011 17:23:30. <@kastein> being dead in a plane means no student loans bro #192 - October 07 2005 16:11:04. <blitzrage> for those of you who have prioritized traffic using a Linux "router", what applications / software did you use? I'm looking for something that isn't going to require me to spend several weeks to set it up (I have a weekend) - I want to prioritize voice traffic over everything, and then prioritize certain subnets over others for data <punchcard> i use "intimidation" <punchcard> if someones hogging the T1 with limewire or something, i go over to their desk and make them turn it off #168 - September 30 2005 14:59:11. <Hyp3rHax0r> If pellet guns shoot pellets... <Hyp3rHax0r> and water guns shoot water... <Hyp3rHax0r> I want an elephant gun. #252 - December 12 2005 16:35:11. <SaruKada> lol @ norton <SaruKada> microsoft internet explorer is attempting to access the internet <SaruKada> hmm #370 - August 18 2006 01:19:30. <Andross> if Apple thinks we think it's going to do something, they'll deny it, and then make it <Toba> no, if apple knows we think we know what apple thinks we want, they will make it <Andross> ... wait... what? <Andross> I think we think Apple thinks we think we know what Apple thinks we want to think they're going to build, I thin Comment: #qc #648 - July 19 2010 00:15:45. < Toba> speaking of boats, I sort of want to live in a container house. < Holst_> huh? why? <@Gryph> ... <@Gryph> I've always wanted to live on a houseboat like macguyver < Toba> they are just so cool! <@Gryph> actually <@Gryph> I wanted to live on ahouseboat WITH macguyver <@Gryph> *dreamy sigh* #232 - November 15 2005 04:10:42. <zerovampire> so I was reading bash.org, and there was this great quote, "A guy at work yesterday saw my stickers on my car, and asked me if Semper Fi was a form of martial arts." <ryo-ohki> heheh, what is it, an band or something? <zerovampire> O.o #952 - March 18 2013 16:14:35. <bluehat> I have no clue what I'm going to do with my life <bluehat> I need something to do <bluehat> but I don't know how to be a senator let alone a president #358 - July 29 2006 23:01:18. * mitop has joined #freebsd <mitop> What freebsd is stable <Murex> the one that ends with -STABLE #876 - May 15 2012 12:07:09. <ScribbleJ> I find that insulting someone with little justification is a good lead in to a thoughtful conversation. #407 - December 23 2006 23:38:37. <%Templar> we lost power for about 1 second today <%Templar> all the clocks are blinking <%Templar> but they're all the correct time <%Templar> we lost power at exactly noon Comment: #wpi #807 - January 27 2012 12:51:59. <Toba> computers, the soap opera <dork> yah <dork> i'm 2 years from a tiki bar #609 - January 04 2010 18:09:41. < Zyr> oh, BlaqkMage! I realised something the other day <BlaqkMage> hmm? < Zyr> I lost my virginity THE DAY i stopped playing WoW Comment: #qc #70 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Dhraakellian> an ant just ran across the top of my monitor <Dhraakellian> I've heard of ANSI, but this is ridiculous <Dhraakellian> perhaps my computer needs to be debugged #470 - June 02 2007 04:06:26. <+`Orum> so apparently christianity teaches this thing called "yes, no and wait" <+`Orum> and all I'm thinking is `yes no & wait` * `Orum makes a note to self: UNIX + religion == bad joke <@Toba> unix is a religion if you're doing it right Comment: #wpi #729 - September 26 2011 16:06:12. <@Gahan> this place is a 3d shitshow <@Gahan> with 6 degrees of spray #198 - October 11 2005 15:50:25. ZACHEGIZIO [10:27 PM]: I CAN FEEL MY BALLS AGAIN! FlamingoNizzie [10:27 PM]: Hi this is Nizzie's MOM ZACHEGIZIO [10:28 PM]: ahh, sorry about that, friday night i had sustained several blows below the belt, which was pretty painful, but became a big joke FlamingoNizzie [10:28 PM]: I was just making sure her AIM works with the new ISP FlamingoNizzie [10:28 PM]: ouch. ZACHEGIZIO [10:28 PM]: sorry ^_^ #556 - March 05 2008 23:34:56. <|RM750> i feel like im getting gang raped here <saiyr> that's what you get for saying you're a hot chick Comment: dc hub #533 - December 05 2007 11:51:45. <Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg". <Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss. <Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting. #598 - November 02 2009 17:58:10. * Uno eats a bowl of zoloft <muriani> you're supposed to SMOKE a bowl of zoloft. #64 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <@CompHobbyist> well don't drag north america in here, and we won't drag ukraine in here <+dru|zZz> ASM57, go back to the 3rd world country you supposedly come from. <+dru|zZz> They can barely control their own elections. <+ASM57> doesn't look like you can control yours either <+dru|zZz> i dont see John Kerry getting poisoned <+dru|zZz> assclown <@CompHobbyist> may I say owned? Comment: #hothardware #53 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <David-63> !seen bibite * David-63 kicks himself... damn violator Joins: laggerzero -12 users - ChanServ sets mode: +o laggerzero HotHardware sets mode: +v laggerzero �@ laggerzero� !seen comphobbyist �@ laggerzero� heh �@ laggerzero� no violator <David-63> OMG Lagger Comment: #hothardware #672 - January 13 2011 19:22:24. <Gryph> I would just like to insert a disclaimer here that I am neither a career expert nor a physician #544 - January 06 2008 22:36:30. <BlaqkMage> my wang and I have a special relationship. He behaves, and I give him a stroke and a pat on the head every now and then #345 - June 27 2006 19:37:31. rokgrl 13: remember...when in doubt....if youre not doing heroin in a back alley somewhere, youre doing pretty good. #922 - October 25 2012 10:28:22. <nan> WHY do I shot web? #557 - March 05 2008 23:35:00. <scyther> i think girls and scroll lock are pretty similar <scyther> you're so curious about them <scyther> and you can never figure them out #201 - October 11 2005 21:29:42. <OrangeKitten> Why the fuck does a search for 'assless fursuit' bring up 'What should I wear for my job interview?'? #614 - January 09 2010 01:45:38. <@compguy> i don't like talking to black people because i might accidentally say something or look at them a certain way that they might think i'm racist <@compguy> so i avoid blacks to avoid seeming racist #895 - June 27 2012 17:47:55. <@Gahan> Q: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? <@Gahan> A: Oranges because bathtowels have sleeves #941 - February 12 2013 15:30:23. <tac> The horse I'm betting on, though, is that in time Cloud Haskell will mature #805 - January 24 2012 14:13:06. <Zygo> OMG BUILD SUCCESS <Zygo> I get to test something! <Mouse> someone has obviously blundered! #1062 - October 17 2018 20:28:39. * Zygo mentors the coop student <Zygo> I helped him until he had a screen full of errors, then I walked away <Zygo> I work on products that display stuff and verify the stuff that's being displayed, so "screen full of errors" means "screen full of something that isn't entirely black" and "error reporting is working now" <Zygo> but it's really fun to say just the first thing with no context };-> #129 - September 27 2005 11:38:46. <Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight <Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner * Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on *** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away *** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco * Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs. <Scofco> so much for that plan <Jason> Wow, that was quick. <Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream <Idioteq> MASTER CHEF #111 - August 06 2005 00:46:09. <@Samari> man what's with apache being so bitchy lately <@Samari> i was fighting with it all night last night <thousand> i'm going to stab it in about 10 minutes <thousand> with my keyboard <Toba> I've stabbed countless misbehaving programs with my keyboard <Toba> the r, m, space, hyphen, r again, and f keys are great for stabbing programs Comment: #qc #646 - July 12 2010 01:24:56. <@compguy> i don't deny it, it just isn't true! #360 - August 08 2006 01:09:43. <+[CSI]ACE-340> anybody want to buy my motorcycle and then loan me $3500 <@Ic3x^> what kind of motorcycle <+[CSI]ACE-340> gsx-r1100 <@Ic3x^> erm, not my style... I don't like speed bikes <+[CSI]ACE-340> it can go slow too #1003 - October 09 2013 17:19:05. <@tyler_> FOX10 NEWS: Brush fire off of Loop 202 and McKellips More: http://vbs.cm/u0J9PD - Text STOP to cancel. <@Kyzoku> Oh, that's cool. You can stop brush fires with a text message? #172 - September 30 2005 16:30:29. rhueben: what's the best method of suicide for people who use hungarian notation evil sibr: throw yourself out a HWND? #405 - December 20 2006 23:35:19. <+htmlguru4224> my penis are running away <+htmlguru4224> *pens <%Shadow> sucks for you htmlguru4224 Comment: #wpi #746 - October 16 2011 17:30:59. <@HanSolo> it's like my mind doesn't know whether to be turned on or aghast. #780 - December 08 2011 19:43:38. <+ScribbleJ> All my exes know each other... fucking IRC #475 - June 06 2007 16:28:31. <khmer> why hello there, -240V <khmer> it is i, +240V <khmer> we must be together, you and i <khmer> it is written <khmer> my attraction to you is such <khmer> that i will traverse the wilderness of this man's motherfucking hand <khmer> god dammit * Catfish_Man applauds <khmer> i'd applaud but my hand hurts Comment: #qc #151 - September 29 2005 19:17:02. <Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. #445 - March 08 2007 17:06:04. <+Tigrael> how does intercampus mail work? <+Tigrael> do we have to use a postage stamp? <+rcaron> no, there's a big manilla envelope you use typically <+Tigrael> what if I want to put something in someone else's box <!Alucar> then you have to ask nicely <!Alucar> after months of courtship <!Alucar> many dates <!Alucar> much $$$ <!Alucar> only then will she say yes Comment: #wpi #673 - February 04 2011 13:56:52. <bluehat> if you get tanked off hard alcohol you're some college kid <bluehat> if you get tanked off wine you're classy <bluehat> with this new knowledge I have become one of the classiest motherfuckers I know #706 - July 26 2011 00:24:28. <Catfish_Man> I don't write time zone code after drinking gin #977 - June 17 2013 16:13:42. < tac> I'm sure Hell is actually just a PHP code shop somewhere in Wicker Park < tac> And I'm going there for sure :( <+Toba> before death even <+Toba> as sartre says, hell is other people < NegativeK> As developers have said, hell is other people's code. < NegativeK> Or IE. <+Toba> As other people's code has said, NameError: name 'hell' is not defined #206 - October 25 2005 01:08:06. <+|404notfound> I just got a great idea <+|404notfound> you know when you're handing a mug of a hot beverage to somebody, you either hold the handle and let them get burned grabbing the mug, or burn yourself to let them grab the handle? <+|404notfound> somebody should make a mug with two diametrically positioned handles <+|404notfound> it'll be fucking awesome <+|404notfound> you'll be able to hand out hot drinks with impunity Comment: Gamesurge: #g4b2s #770 - November 30 2011 12:30:31. <@jtn> I am made of up and down quarks, goddamnit. <@Toba_> quark on, quark off <@jtn> no strange quarks here, thanks. <@threshar_> what about bosons? <@jtn> well, bosons are a different matter <@threshar_> I see what you did there #1030 - May 23 2014 17:41:09. <@adapter> I can't speak for dicks, but I really don't feel like vagina needs any added flavors #878 - May 18 2012 14:59:26. <!jackc> alias glock='rm -fr' #249 - December 09 2005 00:17:29. * Hexudus is now known as Hex[coding[ <sic6sic> ... <sic6sic> im nervous about him coding <sic6sic> i mean, look at the brackets around his nick #310 - April 30 2006 14:03:18. <@robert> like, since you used to be a girl, I can play with your penis and not be gay! Comment: #wpi #736 - October 05 2011 16:33:20. <@jtn> I had not considered rectal prolapse. #655 - September 13 2010 01:29:25. <Risugami> time to test this in the field. with livestock #866 - May 01 2012 03:05:57. <BlaqkMage> You can't spell subtext without buttsex #936 - January 17 2013 16:15:55. <stkrzysiak> we mounted the switch on the roof for cheap cooling, duh #204 - October 25 2005 01:07:40. <Jason> And... the test is finished. <Tristal> What was the test, "Can I drink this fifth of Jack Daniels in under 3 minutes?" <Tristal> Because I noticed you cramming really hard before the exam #697 - May 11 2011 12:19:12. < kat> also you get to have one-on-one beluga encounters there < Catfish_Man> that sounds dirty < kat> theres nothing dirty < kat> we're all mammals < kat> its all consensual #812 - February 06 2012 22:33:59. <@pixels> we can never have equality until men can queef #1009 - November 15 2013 13:58:07. <@tkap> smoking crack has a bad rap #694 - April 27 2011 15:18:54. <@kastein> damn jack stalks the 19 year olds way faster than i do <@andrewjb> kastein: do anything for 10k hours and you'll be an expert #55 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <travis9> What is the sound of one hand clapping, dumb dumb? <Toba82> travis9: I believe it makes a slapping sound. <+Echo|Fox> or a fapping sound Comment: #freebsdhelp, EFNet #275 - February 18 2006 19:01:25. <@robert> imagine how much better this class would be if we were passing a bong around this circle Comment: #wpi from class #236 - November 15 2005 04:11:37. <El_Angsto> interesting, I just read on slashdot about the linux worm <zeekmor> it shouldnt effect us <zeekmor> we are in a city, not in the wild #214 - October 27 2005 19:38:17. <Obliterat> do you have a fast connection or are you just fast at typing?

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