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#1064 - November 12 2019 17:30:14. < jackc> jesus, i search google for supported fpga device families for altera tool versions < jackc> and goog only shows me one ad, for brown fedoras, large #1063 - October 04 2019 16:52:59. <Zygo> "we have to evacuate the building due to sewage backups!" "Why do we have backups of sewage? Is it so nobody loses their shit?" #1062 - October 17 2018 20:28:39. * Zygo mentors the coop student <Zygo> I helped him until he had a screen full of errors, then I walked away <Zygo> I work on products that display stuff and verify the stuff that's being displayed, so "screen full of errors" means "screen full of something that isn't entirely black" and "error reporting is working now" <Zygo> but it's really fun to say just the first thing with no context };-> #1061 - April 20 2018 15:34:35. <Toba_> 2 out of 3 quotes were spam in cyrillic. #1060 - April 20 2018 15:32:03. <Gryph> Oh sWEET FANCY MOSES <Gryph> this student's research topic was social media <Gryph> they have turned in an article about herpes <Gryph> and provided a citation for an article on lighting methods. #1059 - August 30 2017 07:31:59. <Zygo> the paper towels dispensed in our office kitchen <Zygo> are manufactured using the latest in sustainably-sourced, organically-grown, completely-non-absorbent materials #1058 - February 18 2017 09:17:15. <Zygo> who are these people who fill in part of a timesheet for a week? <Zygo> I can understand being missing 40 hours. You're lazy, and you didn't enter anything <Zygo> but if you're missing 15.7 hours...what, you just got to Thursday morning and said "nah, fuck it, I'm not doing the rest of the week"? <Toba_> or they forgot. <Zygo> Toba_: the reason is because they're involuntarily inside China at the moment, apparently #1057 - January 20 2017 15:30:29. <surya> i have no idea if the breast pump industry has a standard boob <Kassandry> Industry standard boob. #1056 - August 08 2015 18:31:33. <@kuroishi> I don't know that "UltraFire" is really the best name to market Lithium batteries under #1055 - July 23 2015 08:57:21. <@gm> im now goin to use obama/drone instead of master/slave #1054 - June 10 2015 16:57:54. <loans> man computers would be weird if bugs were physical objects that piled up around programmers' desks #1053 - May 28 2015 09:29:01. <@kastein> I am alright with beavers <@kastein> because every time I end up at a beach or campsite near a stream <@kastein> I have this impulse to build dams and stuff <@kastein> beavers are also fans of dams <@kastein> so we cool #1052 - May 20 2015 16:44:14. <Hackt0r> Note to self. Don't fall asleep with a Roku controller in bed. I'm not the proud renter of a Minecraft movie for $4.99 #1051 - May 20 2015 11:58:11. <NegativeK> "As a penguin, I throw fish at the mobile device." #1050 - May 06 2015 16:16:56. <@kastein> I have completely destroyed any chance of my becoming a hand model #1049 - May 05 2015 16:47:14. <jorsk> you're on a sunny beach, you have a drink in your hand, a cool breeze blows over your face, somewhere you can hear the sound of a thousand computers being dropped into an industrial shredder #1048 - April 29 2015 22:05:08. <beekor> chick i was hangin out with tonight had her initials monogrammed oldschool style on a bag. <beekor> FKN <beekor> made me laugh. #1047 - March 23 2015 14:42:18. <prixels> SMOKE WEED EVERY well whenever it is convenient and won't get in the way of your other activities #1046 - March 13 2015 18:03:23. <Zygo> Dear Person who thought it was a good idea to put little packets of parmesan cheese in the same bin as the sugar and powdered creamer packets next to the coffee: There is a special place in Hell just for you. #1045 - January 05 2015 11:38:38. <dimaa> Oh god...someone the client team wants to know what an API is. #1044 - December 04 2014 12:52:23. <gm> we *need* to rewrite systemd in js #1043 - December 04 2014 12:52:21. <@kastein> I would rather learn elvish than esperanto #1042 - December 01 2014 13:06:26. <@alh> Did you hear Men at Work started an internet company? They come from a LAN down under #1041 - November 26 2014 18:36:52. <skay> are you doing stuff for american thanksgiving? <skay> CarlFK and I got overwhelmed by the month and aren't going anywhere <misterbonnie> i'm going to pdp7's parents' <misterbonnie> it's nice because it's not a holiday for my family so I have no obligationjs <misterbonnie> -j <skay> obligationjs is an annoying web framework #1040 - November 20 2014 14:18:29. <errietta> A web designer died whilst creating a mobile website. The paramedics arrived quickly, but found he wasn't responsive

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