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#1001 - October 08 2013 23:36:53.
<!jackc> MADAGASCAR OFFICIALS ORDER CURFEW AFTER MOB LYNCHINGS: AFP
<!jackc> libre office sure is terrible

#1002 - October 08 2013 23:37:07.
<xo> i lost the key to my mailbox, i just trust that nothing i care about is in there

#1003 - October 09 2013 17:19:05.
<@tyler_> FOX10 NEWS: Brush fire off of Loop 202 and McKellips More: http://vbs.cm/u0J9PD - Text STOP to cancel.
<@Kyzoku> Oh, that's cool. You can stop brush fires with a text message?

#1004 - October 11 2013 11:05:21.
<!jackc> what is wrong with my life
<!jackc> i own 120 swiss francs and -534 aud dollars, but i dont know what kind of frog i saw yesterday

#1005 - October 24 2013 15:48:24.
<ginman> obviously all morals are derived from religion

#1006 - November 04 2013 18:54:59.
<@xo> OK
<@xo> CODE COMMITED
<@xo> AND SLOPPILY DEPLOYED
<@xo> IN A SCREEN SESSION
<@xo> IM OUT
<@xo> #DEVOPS

#1007 - November 08 2013 13:08:20.
<grizz> I don't make mistakes
<grizz> I make future tasks

#1008 - November 12 2013 14:36:30.
<Karrde> People get into IT because they like working with and fixing machines. They then are unhappy because they end up working with and fixing people.

#1009 - November 15 2013 13:58:07.
<@tkap> smoking crack has a bad rap

#1010 - November 15 2013 13:58:18.
<Kyzoku> The secret's to bang the rocks together, guys!

#1011 - November 21 2013 11:03:30.
<@Toba> i should have assumed that something called cat-porn.jpg is actaully cat porn.

#1012 - November 21 2013 11:03:36.
<bad_gateway> awesome
<bad_gateway> there's a menu in peoplesoft called, "modify a person"
<bad_gateway> like you click on, "modify a person"
<skay> I need modification
<skay> maybe nicer teeth!
<skay> a new tattoo

#1013 - December 03 2013 14:48:40.
<threshar> "Oh, sorry, I meant to ask if you wanted to try banal sex. Well, this is awkward."

#1014 - December 03 2013 15:29:34.
<@Kyzoku> ONLY THOUGHTS OF PURE DISTILLED AWESOME
<@Kyzoku> CRYSTALIZED INTO A PERFECTION OF FORM AND FUNCTION IN THE CRUCIBLE OF MY MIGHTY NEURONS

#1015 - December 04 2013 00:51:10.
<geoffrey> But that's in the ocean. Fuck that place. Parts per billion dude, cool it.

#1016 - December 06 2013 17:06:17.
< rhys> this is the thing about bitcoin, and reality in general. it doesn't have to make sense to me to be happening.

#1017 - December 09 2013 17:43:38.
<rhys> its like a dolphin vagina. once you see the smiley face, its hard to look at it as just a dolphin vagina ever again.

#1018 - January 11 2014 22:36:53.
<@thousand> my cynicism is persistant and unflinching

#1019 - January 22 2014 15:19:48.
<@sung> what is this "business professional"
<@sung> i'm wearing my coachella jacket
<@sung> fuck you all

#1020 - January 22 2014 18:18:25.
<@Toba> why the fuck haven't I seen 'Knowing' while completely blitzed yet? http://falsemachine.blogspot.com/2014/01/scroll-of-summoning-nicholas-cage-from.html
<joltz> blitzed?
<@nightshroud> Being attacked by a Nazi tank division.

#1021 - February 11 2014 17:27:26.
<asl2> typo of the day - "qeasy_install", for packages you have a bad feeling about

#1022 - April 11 2014 08:57:46.
<aeneas> now i can't even afford to buy bread, so i have to eat my foie gras without toast :(

#1023 - April 21 2014 18:59:42.
<beek> a herd of 400 cats can go through a human body, bones and all, in 8.5 minutes.

#1024 - April 22 2014 11:12:18.
<@kastein> never let a good crisis go to waste

#1025 - April 23 2014 18:10:43.
<@steakman> i like to have a BAC of at least .10 before pushing to production

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