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#51 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba> wtf... I have a blank CDR in the drive and it's acting like there is stuff on it
<!Stray_Pussy> heh
<+Toba> THIS COMPUTER IS POSESSED
<+Toba> the drive won't open, the CD is hiding
<!Stray_Pussy> all computers are posessed
<+Toba> well this one is possessed by the devil
<+Toba> or bill gates
<+Toba> can't tell which
<!Stray_Pussy> lol
<+Toba> curses in five languages are running through my mind right now
<!Stray_Pussy> i bet
<+Toba> english, german, spanish, huttese, and c++
<!Stray_Pussy> c++
<!Stray_Pussy> how do you swear in c++?
<+Toba> return 1;
Comment: #wpi

#52 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<!TeknoProphet> the topic is: The Effectiveness and Feasibility of a Tsunami Early Warning System in the Indian Ocean
<!TeknoProphet> now, i just need to get that title down to 48 chars
<+Robert> "Fuck the Indian Ocean"
<+cypher> or "How not to get tsunami'd"
<+Robert> or "Huge waves aren't an early enough warning"
<+cypher> "oh shit, what's that heading right fo
<+Robert> or "Why to give people swimming lessons"
<+cypher> "tsunamis and you, bitch"
<+Robert> or "how to make indian soup"
Comment: #wpi

#53 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<David-63> !seen bibite
* David-63 kicks himself... damn violator
Joins: laggerzero -12 users -
ChanServ sets mode: +o laggerzero
HotHardware sets mode: +v laggerzero
«@ laggerzero» !seen comphobbyist
«@ laggerzero» heh
«@ laggerzero» no violator
<David-63> OMG Lagger
Comment: #hothardware

#54 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<%aimerz> I got puberty wicked young :/
<%aimerz> my boobs started growing in 4th grade
<+WPIRobert> so did mine
Comment: #wpi

#55 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<travis9> What is the sound of one hand clapping, dumb dumb?
<Toba82> travis9: I believe it makes a slapping sound.
<+Echo|Fox> or a fapping sound
Comment: #freebsdhelp, EFNet

#56 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Kalypso> !8ball AM I GOING TO GET LAID IN THE NEXT CENTURY?!?!
<+uselessbot> Kalypso: Nope.
...
<+Kalypso> Let's try this again
<+Kalypso> !8ball Will I ever, EVER, in this life or any following, get laid?
...
<+Kalypso> !8ball WILL I EVER GET LAID?!
<+uselessbot> Kalypso: No way.
...
<!Stray_Pussy> !8ball Will Kalypso ever get laid?
<+uselessbot> Stray_Pussy: Errrr......I'd rather not answer.
Comment: #wpi

#57 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
[ +Robert ] !8ball Will Regi at least be able to fuck herself?
[ +uselessbot ] Robert: ... not even gonna think about that one ...
Comment: #wpi

#58 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba> haha I just realized that if it weren't for a fluke of random stupidity I would be using mandrake instead of FreeBSD
<+Toba> I thought FreeBSD was a version of linux when I first installed it
<+UnityDivide> haha
<+UnityDivide> wow...
<+UnityDivide> that was a fluke of random stupidity
<+Toba> indeed
<+UnityDivide> FreeBSD is unix based
<+Toba> it IS unix
<+UnityDivide> yeah that
* +Toba laughs at UnityDivide
* +Kalypso does the same
<+Toba> speaking of random stupidity :P
* !Stray_Pussy just laughs randomly
Comment: #wpi

#59 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+ba> generalizations = stupid
<+Toba> that's a generalization
Comment: #wpi

#60 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<!CompHobbyist> haha, we know what we're talking about and Toba doesn't
<!CompHobbyist> Shadowblade: what did you get for an answer to the third-order harmonic hypertransient question?
-> -Shadowblade- this should be fun >:)
* Toba o_0 *
-> -Shadowblade- Toba is my bro, so I'll tell him he got pranked later
<+Shadowblade> it ended up being a function of the resonance amplifier, right?
<+Toba> third-order harmonic hypertransient < I'm betting you're making this up.
<!CompHobbyist> uh... I'm glad I had a different color from you
<+Shadowblade> third order means there's three capacitors/inductors
<+Toba> I can't even figure out what class you guys are talking about
<+Toba> oh, Circuits
<+Shadowblade> lmao
<+Shadowblade> well, three layers of capacitors/inductors
<+Toba> this is why I'm not an ECE and never will be
<!CompHobbyist> because I ended up having to use hypercomplex numbers in hilbert space, and it was not fun
<!CompHobbyist> transfer functions with hypercomplex numbers = ugh :(
<+Toba> reading that = ugh
<+Shadowblade> I hate transfer functions with regular numbers
<+Shadowblade> let along imaginary 4-space
<!CompHobbyist> with regular numbers and complex numbers it's fine... but bring i,j,k in and I want to kill myself
<+Toba> as opposed to real 4-space?
<+Shadowblade> correct
<!CompHobbyist> WHOA
* !Stray_Pussy (user@3a15f1cd.33b18cfd.WIFI.WPI.EDU) Quit (Quit: Tata!)
<+Shadowblade> if we used real 4-space to solve this shit, we'd be here for weeks
<!CompHobbyist> just found out that hypercomplex numbers are related to RSA encryption?!
<+Shadowblade> nice
<!CompHobbyist> http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~msta039/hypercomplex-rsa.html
* Toba wishes he understood RSA *
<!CompHobbyist> Toba: by hypercomplex numbers I mean this:
<!CompHobbyist> ii = jj = -kk = -1
<!CompHobbyist> ij = ji = k, jk = kj = -i, ki = ik = -j
<!CompHobbyist> ijk = 1
<+Toba> o_0
-Shadowblade- I thought you made that up for a second
Comment: #wpi

#61 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<xtremeskier> you dont know the alphabet?
<ASM57> i do, i just forgot
<xtremeskier> what grade you in?
<ASM57> 11
<ASM57> i just forgot for a sex
<ASM57> sex
<ASM57> sec
<Telexen> ...yeah he's in 11th grade all right
Comment: #hothardware

#62 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<Toba> but RPC is hard to get rid of
<Comatose> exactly
<Comatose> you know
<Comatose> I removed it
<Comatose> from the registry altogether
<Comatose> and MY TASKBAR WAS GONE
<Toba> rofl
<Toba> the taskbar uses remote procedure call? o_0
<Comatose> it seems that way
<Comatose> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\SvcHost
<Comatose> RpcSs
<Comatose> THEN
<Comatose> when I put it back!!!!
<Comatose> it still didn't work!
<Toba> that's the equivalent of opening up your hood and taking off the oil pan
<Toba> and then running the engine for an hour
<Comatose> hahahaha
<Toba> and then putting it back on and complaining when it won't work
<Comatose> HAHAH
<Comatose> lmao
<Toba> you broke it
<Comatose> oh this I know
<Toba> you fragged your winders
Comment: #daniweb

#63 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Naibek> what do you call Toba?
<+drucifer|a> Eric?
<+Naibek> paraniod
<+Toba> I'm not paranoid
<+Naibek> sure, we believe you
<+Toba> the Evil Government Bad Guys™ are out to get me
<+Naibek> haha
<+Toba> crud I owe some royalties for using that
<+Toba> and they're watching... so I better pay...
Comment: #hothardware

#64 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<@CompHobbyist> well don't drag north america in here, and we won't drag ukraine in here
<+dru|zZz> ASM57, go back to the 3rd world country you supposedly come from.
<+dru|zZz> They can barely control their own elections.
<+ASM57> doesn't look like you can control yours either
<+dru|zZz> i dont see John Kerry getting poisoned
<+dru|zZz> assclown
<@CompHobbyist> may I say owned?
Comment: #hothardware

#65 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Thomasina> i take pills 2 times a day
<+Thomasina> makes me not end up in the white room
<+drucifer> you should be in a white room
<@CompHobbyist> also agreeing on that
<+Toba> ditto
Comment: #hothardware

#66 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba|Unix> And God said, trust not the tinyurl, for it is subtle and quick to abuse your trust.  And it came to pass, that Robert did click the tinyurl and was assaulted from behind by gay pr0n popups.  And god said, wtf?  I told you...
Comment: #wpi

#67 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Robert> i was getting pissed at people on my website
<+Robert> for posting porn
<+Robert> so to get back, instead of banning or yelling, I posted goatse and tubgirl
<+Robert> i just did it now
<+Toba> heheh.
* +Toba awaits news of horrified users quitting Robert's forums
Comment: #wpi

#68 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Toba> visit slashdot everyone
<+Toba> 100% april fool's headlines
<+Toba> and n00bs would believe them :o
<+Thomasina> ahhh shit i just got april fools
* +Thomasina starts banging head agaisnt wall
<+Toba> did you just get april fooled by slashdot?
<+Thomasina> stupid me
<+Thomasina> yes
<+Toba> even after I said it?
<+Thomasina> yes
<+Toba> omgwtfroflhax
Comment: #hothardware

#69 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone
<Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE
<kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing?
<egg> Yes.
<egg> Don't.

#70 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<Dhraakellian> an ant just ran across the top of my monitor
<Dhraakellian> I've heard of ANSI, but this is ridiculous
<Dhraakellian> perhaps my computer needs to be debugged

#71 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<ph0rce> this is like turning into a war
<ph0rce> back like vietnam
<ph0rce> INCOMING NETSPLIT! GET THE FUCK DOWN
<ph0rce> INCOMING BOGIES INCOMING BOGIES
<ph0rce> RETURN FIRE
<ph0rce> *dos attack*

#72 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<UberTrekkie> TURN IN YOUR HISTORY PAPER
<Robert> i gave up
<Robert> i no longer care about any of this
<UberTrekkie> dude
<UberTrekkie> get your ass here
<UberTrekkie> NOW
<Robert> there's no point, i suck at life
<UberTrekkie> dude
<UberTrekkie> when the hell did you become french
<UberTrekkie> don't be french
Comment: #wpi

#73 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
* Now talking in #renalert
* Topic is '.:Red Alert: A Path Beyond Official Chat Room:. http://www.renalert.com || renalert.n00bstories.com is now online... || 69.12.85.66:27015 Indygamers.com CounterStrike: Source IP address'
* Set by DaEspion on Fri Apr 01 12:19:07
<CompHobbyist> what's this link that got posted?
<+No> How does he know...
-
No is jmon4th@n00b-AE7E0EE.lngbch01.nj.comcast.net * Jordan McGuigan
No on +#renalert
No using home.n00bstories.com There's no place like it
No End of /WHOIS list.
-
<CompHobbyist> No: do you want the red pill, or the blue pill?
<+No> Green one.
<CompHobbyist> segmentation fault, core dumped.
<+No> *smack* I don't take drugs from people I don't know (LOL)
<CompHobbyist> the matrix has you...
<+No> your pants...
<CompHobbyist> anyways, what link was posted?
<+No>  http://img187.exs.cx/img187/1552/owned5na.gif ...but how did you know a link was posted recently.
<CompHobbyist> I have ways.
<+No> Recently is what gets me..
<CompHobbyist> Mr. McGuigan, I am glad you have cooperated with us on this matter.
<+No> WTF?
<+No> Dam you...
* No is now known as nobodymk2
Comment: #renalert on irc.n00bstories.com (No/nobodymk2 apparently doesn't know that the "real name" in mIRC is listed in the whois. Nor does he know that the owner of #renalert is CompHobbyist's roommate.)

#74 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<+Kalypso> haha. funny quote.
<+Toba|Unix> quote?
<+Kalypso> me: "ken! i thought we were doing a channel dinner!" ken: "i tried to arrange for it but nobody responded." ken's roomie: "THERE WAS A NETSPLIT, YOU IDIOT!"
<+Kalypso> ...hm
<+Kalypso> now that i think about it
<+Kalypso> ya kinda had to be there
Comment: #wpi

#75 - July 25 2005 01:01:37.
<%spock1104> and apparently the army is using wifi mines
<%spock1104> that somehow doesn't seem smart, the mines could be hacked into
<!CompHobbyist> wardriving just got a whole new meaning
Comment: #wpi

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