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#876 - May 15 2012 12:07:09.
<ScribbleJ> I find that insulting someone with little justification is a good lead in to a thoughtful conversation.

#877 - May 16 2012 19:02:07.
<brainwagon> last time i was in florida on business, I was pornoscanned and hand searched three separate times, because I had an ipad and a laptop.
<brainwagon> meanwhile, our camerman carrying these ginormous lithium ion batteries (mounted in finned aluminum enclosures, with red lights on the side which BLINK, I kid you not) waved right through.

#878 - May 18 2012 14:59:26.
<!jackc> alias glock='rm -fr'

#879 - May 21 2012 18:16:15.
<Jimmythesquid> especially given the current political climate re: pubic hair

#880 - May 22 2012 17:15:31.
<yuniorpocalypse> san diego is boring as dirt
<Eric> as a dirt collector I am insulted
<Eric> dirt is endlessly fascinating

#881 - May 22 2012 17:17:47.
<tommydski> if you're bored during sex with me, your attention span must be all of 14-18 seconds max

#882 - May 22 2012 17:59:39.
<@tronyx> eat like a mother fucker
<@tronyx> fuck like a mother eater

#883 - May 29 2012 14:36:54.
<r4v3n> so we found an issue in our service that made someone say "who wrote that code, let's fire that person" only to find out we already had...

#884 - May 31 2012 15:11:17.
<@sven> they see me flappin, they hatin. snmp trap'in cause the fiber's dirty

#885 - June 01 2012 13:20:08.
<@nightshroud> Got an email from my advisor about a Golden Sower Award. Misread an extra letter into it at first.

#886 - June 02 2012 23:25:07.
<rhys> I'm going to stick a straw in you and turn you into a bong if you don't tell me what the fuck you're talking about

#887 - June 05 2012 15:14:48.
<homunculus> Q: what's your favorite sex position
<homunculus> A: entry-level

#888 - June 06 2012 13:23:58.
<mattman> lettuce turnip the beet

#889 - June 06 2012 17:31:03.
<Ikarus> on a scale of 1 to 10, with 5 being average, how intelligence do you think you are
<Ikarus> s/intelligence/intelligent/
<muriani> 7
<@Toba> orange

#890 - June 08 2012 13:54:24.
<zero> If abortion is murder, then blow jobs are cannibalism.

#891 - June 12 2012 17:21:41.
<tommydski> one andy cohen lyric went through my head over and over when i had a little walk
<tommydski> i know we don't look like a family
<Tom> i read that as "little wank"

#892 - June 22 2012 15:20:36.
<@nightshroud> I used to comment on her blog until I figured out she was bug-nut crazy
<pixels_> sounds like a summary of all your relationships

#893 - June 22 2012 15:20:41.
<@andrewjb> there were no outages because we had an outage shortage

#894 - June 25 2012 13:32:08.
<Karrde> So I had a problem.  I decided to use Java to solve it.  Now I have a problem factory.

#895 - June 27 2012 17:47:55.
<@Gahan> Q: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
<@Gahan> A: Oranges because bathtowels have sleeves

#896 - July 03 2012 11:46:21.
<Volatile> hey, let's write our own cipher toolkit.  What is a CBC?!

#897 - July 03 2012 11:46:26.
<Toba> WHOIS: No match for "HARDCOREBIBLESTUDY.COM".

#898 - July 03 2012 15:35:03.
<@kidcamaro> state ur name and rank..
<@Toba_> toba, general
<@kastein> kastein, rear admirer
<@kastein> I mean
<@kastein> admiral

#899 - July 08 2012 23:48:47.
<@viphone> i only eat from the most kawaii bento boxes

#900 - July 08 2012 23:54:17.
<Shane> I don't know where those hands have been
<papersatan> insided mittens
<Toba> insider mittens
<papersatan> tonight on insider mittens!
<Toba> the story of one kitten and his long fight with the SEC

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