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Pages: <ScribbleJ> I find that insulting someone with little justification is a good lead in to a thoughtful conversation. #877 - May 16 2012 19:02:07. <brainwagon> last time i was in florida on business, I was pornoscanned and hand searched three separate times, because I had an ipad and a laptop. <brainwagon> meanwhile, our camerman carrying these ginormous lithium ion batteries (mounted in finned aluminum enclosures, with red lights on the side which BLINK, I kid you not) waved right through. #878 - May 18 2012 14:59:26. <!jackc> alias glock='rm -fr' #879 - May 21 2012 18:16:15. <Jimmythesquid> especially given the current political climate re: pubic hair #880 - May 22 2012 17:15:31. <yuniorpocalypse> san diego is boring as dirt <Eric> as a dirt collector I am insulted <Eric> dirt is endlessly fascinating #881 - May 22 2012 17:17:47. <tommydski> if you're bored during sex with me, your attention span must be all of 14-18 seconds max #882 - May 22 2012 17:59:39. <@tronyx> eat like a mother fucker <@tronyx> fuck like a mother eater #883 - May 29 2012 14:36:54. <r4v3n> so we found an issue in our service that made someone say "who wrote that code, let's fire that person" only to find out we already had... #884 - May 31 2012 15:11:17. <@sven> they see me flappin, they hatin. snmp trap'in cause the fiber's dirty #885 - June 01 2012 13:20:08. <@nightshroud> Got an email from my advisor about a Golden Sower Award. Misread an extra letter into it at first. #886 - June 02 2012 23:25:07. <rhys> I'm going to stick a straw in you and turn you into a bong if you don't tell me what the fuck you're talking about #887 - June 05 2012 15:14:48. <homunculus> Q: what's your favorite sex position <homunculus> A: entry-level #888 - June 06 2012 13:23:58. <mattman> lettuce turnip the beet #889 - June 06 2012 17:31:03. <Ikarus> on a scale of 1 to 10, with 5 being average, how intelligence do you think you are <Ikarus> s/intelligence/intelligent/ <muriani> 7 <@Toba> orange #890 - June 08 2012 13:54:24. <zero> If abortion is murder, then blow jobs are cannibalism. #891 - June 12 2012 17:21:41. <tommydski> one andy cohen lyric went through my head over and over when i had a little walk <tommydski> i know we don't look like a family <Tom> i read that as "little wank" #892 - June 22 2012 15:20:36. <@nightshroud> I used to comment on her blog until I figured out she was bug-nut crazy <pixels_> sounds like a summary of all your relationships #893 - June 22 2012 15:20:41. <@andrewjb> there were no outages because we had an outage shortage #894 - June 25 2012 13:32:08. <Karrde> So I had a problem. I decided to use Java to solve it. Now I have a problem factory. #895 - June 27 2012 17:47:55. <@Gahan> Q: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? <@Gahan> A: Oranges because bathtowels have sleeves #896 - July 03 2012 11:46:21. <Volatile> hey, let's write our own cipher toolkit. What is a CBC?! #897 - July 03 2012 11:46:26. <Toba> WHOIS: No match for "HARDCOREBIBLESTUDY.COM". #898 - July 03 2012 15:35:03. <@kidcamaro> state ur name and rank.. <@Toba_> toba, general <@kastein> kastein, rear admirer <@kastein> I mean <@kastein> admiral #899 - July 08 2012 23:48:47. <@viphone> i only eat from the most kawaii bento boxes #900 - July 08 2012 23:54:17. <Shane> I don't know where those hands have been <papersatan> insided mittens <Toba> insider mittens <papersatan> tonight on insider mittens! <Toba> the story of one kitten and his long fight with the SEC |
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