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#895 - June 27 2012 17:47:55.
<@Gahan> Q: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
<@Gahan> A: Oranges because bathtowels have sleeves


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