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#851 - April 03 2012 13:51:23.
<Zygo> (((1 ? 9:9) - (0 ? 9:9) + 1) == 32)
<Mouse> y'know...
<Mouse> that mess is actually a valid null pointer constant.
<Zygo> if this is the software, what must the hardware be like?
<Kassandry> Full of eldritch etchings of silicon, snaking tentacles through the arcana of transistors and capacitors, layer upon maddening layer, in which electrons flow like the staircases in a macabre M.C. Escher drawing.

#852 - April 03 2012 14:07:07.
<aeneas> enlightenment is a myth
<aeneas> pretending to reach it is a very good way of getting out of work and obligations
<aeneas> gardens are nice

#853 - April 03 2012 14:07:11.
<shades> desire is suffering

#854 - April 09 2012 18:09:49.
<+rhys> imagine if we wrote resumes the way recruiters send emails: "Stealth-mode Software Engineer with no visible history seeks Rockstar Employer"

#855 - April 10 2012 15:52:40.
<Olmec> what's a word for square brackets. curly brackets, and parentheses?
<@Toba> vagina symbols
<@andrewjb> grouping symbols
<@Toba> groping symbols
<@jackc> grouper cymbals
<@andrewjb> I em-braced your maternal paren-t last night

#856 - April 11 2012 17:38:41.
<@pixels> enjoying the "NO SORRY, SANTORUM, YOU MUST CARRY YOUR DEAD PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN TO FULL TERM." jokes

#857 - April 12 2012 12:02:39.
<Unosuke> pretty sure ankle is sprained
<aeneas> :o ice it!
<hwin> NSAIDS for pain
<Catfish_Man> hwin: as a Cocoa programmer, NSAIDS sounds like an API we'd definitely never ship ;)

#858 - April 15 2012 13:35:45.
<@Toba> i like my coffee like i like my women: earthy, french, and on my desk at work
<@nightshroud> But be careful or you may end up with burning pain on your lap area.

#859 - April 15 2012 13:35:54.
<ScribbleJ> I want the public to remember me as I was:  mostly meat and water.

#860 - April 17 2012 15:32:34.
<@Heather> Not fully colorblind, I think he's like red green colorblind or something.
<Mouse> red/green is the commonest colourblindness, I believe.
<Mouse> also, far more frequent in men; at least one of the genes in question is on the X chromosome.
<Mouse> Women get two copies of it, so they are much less likley to lack a working copy.
<Kassandry> Girls have RAID 1 chromosomes.

#861 - April 18 2012 17:50:48.
<xo> i mean really though who doesn't want to have a ton of misplaced authority, a firearm and no accountability
<ba> i either want less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it

#862 - April 23 2012 21:29:51.
<@andrewjb> "debauchle" is the best portmanteau

#863 - April 24 2012 13:52:36.
<@Toba> "On his LinkedIn networking page, he describes himself as an expert smuggler from 1984 to 1987."
<Olmec> "Adventurer - Exlpert Smuggler South America to US"
<@gmp> lol
<Olmec> a misspelling like that is really going to turn off employers

#864 - April 27 2012 18:56:05.
<@gmp> "Bitcoin Mining Startup Gets $500k In Venture Capital"

#865 - April 30 2012 14:01:36.
<@deadeye> god my throat is so dry
<@Spuddy> i am an african doctor and i recommend eating the limbs of an albino or sex with an infant

#866 - May 01 2012 03:05:57.
<BlaqkMage> You can't spell subtext without buttsex

#867 - May 03 2012 13:24:22.
<bluehat> I was put in a limo and taken to a fancy place and now we're all going to get drunk and make money?
<bluehat> I was suppose to wear a dress
<bluehat> nyan cat t-shirt is the same thing yeah?

#868 - May 03 2012 13:24:44.
<r4v3n> things I miss about poly: waking up with a girl in each arm. things I don't miss about being poly: waking up to loud bitching

#869 - May 03 2012 16:07:33.
<Zygo> good routers cost $300
<Zygo> and consist of one working $50 router and four non-working $50 routers
<Zygo> and an hour of your time

#870 - May 04 2012 15:35:19.
<@Toba_> women, you can't live with 'em and you can't kill em
<@Spuddy> kill them and live with them norman bates style
<@Toba_> you're such an 'up' person, Spuddy
<@Spuddy> im that fat boyscout from the pixar movie 'up'
<@Toba_> I didn't know he was so mentally disturbed
<@Toba_> but he does think his dog can talk and that houses float through the air, and was missing a father figure as a child
<@Toba_> so I can see it
<@Toba_> Up 2: Up 2 No Good
<@Spuddy> haha
<@Spuddy> (in the hood)

#871 - May 04 2012 16:28:04.
<bluehat> dignan: were you nice and respectful and kind at 15 or were you a complete douchebag like every highschooler is
<dignan> bluehat: lol, i was about the same as i am now, just more interesting and smarter and more ambitious and oh fuck

#872 - May 11 2012 12:46:41.
<sampson> Pandora tells me what music I like, Netflix tells me what movies I like.. Refrigerator: Why are you such a slacker?!

#873 - May 11 2012 12:46:44.
<@bigbambu> well, the situation in greece is a bit more complex
<@pm-> this is what they get for killing socrates

#874 - May 12 2012 13:14:33.
<zero> abstinence sex ed worked so well for all those states that some are not just doubling down, they are going all in

#875 - May 13 2012 15:23:33.
<@andrewjb> yo momma so dumb she fails to grasp much of the fundamental cruelty of life and has never been depressed

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