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#826 - February 29 2012 15:54:14.
<ScribbleJ> If I make a conscious decision that idiots are to be my market, I'll go into a MUCH, MUCH, MUCH more profitable business.  Like religion.

#827 - March 01 2012 16:00:55.
<+r4v3n> I told her I had studied foreign languages, but then said "bonjour" at 4pm instead of "bonsoir"... this made the crazy come out

#828 - March 01 2012 17:46:59.
<@jtn> pancake modding is a misunderstood science

#829 - March 01 2012 17:47:03.
<@jtn> goddamnit, manpages.com isn't gay porn anymore

#830 - March 02 2012 17:43:17.
<Gryph> ok. tornado WARNING over
<Gryph> my mom just texted that she spent the last hour in a bank vault

#831 - March 06 2012 12:17:48.
<Zygo> "good kids get toys, bad kids get a chunk of valuable fossil fuel"

#832 - March 08 2012 14:01:49.
<@leopard> see
<@leopard> this is what happens when you drink wine and eat a salad

#833 - March 08 2012 14:02:01.
<@Alex> I blew this thing and it spewed ink all over me.
<@Toba_> ew
<@Toba_> stop having sexual experiences with squids.

#834 - March 08 2012 18:32:09.
<@vi> if i want to look relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration

#835 - March 09 2012 16:46:31.
<@jackc> Purging configuration files for libpam-modules ...
<@jackc> im boned now
<@jackc> sigh
<@jackc> i just wanted to write some damn math
<@jackc> and here i am

#836 - March 14 2012 12:55:08.
* `Nerobro is pissed off in general at the bra industry.
<pdish> But why?
<ScribbleJ> U mad, bra?

#837 - March 15 2012 18:35:23.
<KharBevNor> swanning around with their trousers painted on like they're king shit of fuck mountain

#838 - March 19 2012 15:26:48.
<@pm-> what stays in vegas, has to get a job in vegas, and pay it's own bills, and when it grows up and becomes an adult like the rest of us it will realize that consequences have actions

#839 - March 20 2012 17:44:28.
<@Heather> So we're having email issues.
<@Heather> And what does corporate IT do to inform us? Send an email.
<Erik> brilliant

#840 - March 22 2012 13:09:06.
<Gryph> BRIBE HER LIKE YOU MEAN IT

#841 - March 22 2012 13:09:14.
<@Toba> I don't know how you live with yourself, ScribbleJ
<ScribbleJ> Oh, I don't.  I kicked that guy out.
<@Toba> good, what a fucking asshole
<ScribbleJ> He still owes me three dollars.
<@Toba> I bet he'd give you a handjob in leiu
<ScribbleJ> lsdfhjas;fkhfsd

#842 - March 23 2012 12:00:20.
<@homunculus> afk, testing aerodynamicity of penis

#843 - March 24 2012 20:55:57.
<~nago> Keep your friends close, but your animes closer

#844 - March 27 2012 18:26:47.
<@andrew> your life is pain and misery
<@Toba> you've gone off track
<@Toba> it's more like t-pain and ministry
<@andrew> that would be one hell of a collab
<@Toba> i'd pay to hear that

#845 - March 27 2012 19:34:41.
<@Toba_> is blaxploitation when it's a movie about an african hacker
<vi> let's make a genre 'blancsploitation' where we exploit white culture
<vi> wait is 'office space' 'blancsploitation' O_O

#846 - March 28 2012 12:34:04.
<dork> pulled the wrong bay from a raid1
<dork> fuuuuck
<RyanXM> ah, that's never good
<dork> data import server died
<dork> theres a hot asian chick in the cage next to ours
<RyanXM> so you got distracted and pulled out the wrong one
<dork> basically yes
<RyanXM> did you at least get her number?
<dork> i tried but she gave me the wong one

#847 - March 28 2012 16:39:35.
<bluehat> STOP TALKING ABOUT EMPOWERING PEOPLE AND DO SOME SHIT

#848 - March 28 2012 16:39:40.
<BahbGTR> everytime I go to nws.noaa.gov I want to put in nwa.noaa.gov

#849 - March 30 2012 19:40:16.
<Tom> "It's Dad!"
<Tom> "which one?"
<Barfy> "The gay one"

#850 - April 01 2012 13:11:50.
<bluehat> man last night was crazy
<bluehat> I think I put bales of hay in my bus
<bluehat> and then left it someplace

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