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#801 - January 20 2012 18:21:38.
<pdp7> its funny i learned what pedantic meant because it is a gcc switch

#802 - January 20 2012 18:21:46.
<@cantelope> even when i was in a prison cell a few years ago, getting beaten unconscious by a group of thugs, i knew it was just part of the adventure

#803 - January 21 2012 11:49:35.
<@timecop> A man was hospitalised after a drug fuelled bender, they found six small plastic horses up his ass. They described his condition as stable.

#804 - January 23 2012 18:28:01.
<@deadeye> are you feeling better vi
<@vi> well like
<@vi> whatever i'm coughing up
<@vi> it tastes OK

#805 - January 24 2012 14:13:06.
<Zygo> OMG BUILD SUCCESS
<Zygo> I get to test something!
<Mouse> someone has obviously blundered!

#806 - January 24 2012 14:13:09.
<r4v3n> "If a mentally challenged kid is late to class, does that make him a bit ... tardy?"

#807 - January 27 2012 12:51:59.
<Toba> computers, the soap opera
<dork> yah
<dork> i'm 2 years from a tiki bar

#808 - January 27 2012 12:52:14.
<help> deadeye: i think that architects are just trying to one-up eachother with how shitty of a building they can get us to pay for =(
<@Spuddy> i designed your office space to be a floating pyramid. Its LEED platinum, and also has wheelchair access.
<help> the wheelchair ramps have a 45 degree slope.  enjoy.
<@deadeye> did you see the exploding twin towers design
<@deadeye> that duder has balls =(
<@Spuddy> the idea is that on the first day of work, the building shifts and locks you into a sarcophagus and you are forced to work until the end of your days

#809 - January 30 2012 16:11:30.
<papersatan1> yelly, my penis is cold all the time
<papersatan1> you could make dildo cozys then
<yelley> I made a vibrator cozy once.
<yelley> It was orange, like a carrot, and it had carrot greens on the top.

#810 - February 05 2012 19:31:45.
<KharBevNor> It's about democratic peoples armies run by real-time wiki voting rising up and overthrowing the governments of the world
<KharBevNor> basically
<Kris> Which won't happen until late next week

#811 - February 06 2012 22:33:56.
<@vi> ...updating my search terms
<@vi> SEXY RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME SNEEZING TEENS

#812 - February 06 2012 22:33:59.
<@pixels> we can never have equality until men can queef

#813 - February 06 2012 22:34:01.
<@kastein> there's a vc born every minute - pt barnum

#814 - February 09 2012 14:29:05.
<!kastein> your invoice was used to roll joints, please try again

#815 - February 09 2012 14:29:08.
<@pm-> Ron Paul can't do yoga because his positions never change.

#816 - February 13 2012 19:20:08.
<pixels> middle aged woman playing farmville-esque games in a university library
<@Toba> (protip: the middle aged woman is pixels)
<pixels> i would be somewhere just staring at my own breasts if that were the case
<pixels> LOOK AT THESE, HOLY FUCK
<@homunculus> but they wouldn't be staring back
<@homunculus> you saggy fuck

#817 - February 13 2012 19:20:23.
<xo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas
<!Toba> need list of humans.
<Olmec> that's a helpful article
<Olmec> though I can't find the "List of animals with legitimate diplomas"

#818 - February 13 2012 19:20:26.
<@deadeye> when I was in the hospital, the only other kid in there was named "pajama"

#819 - February 15 2012 15:58:32.
<@vi> did you know? udday hussein was named after the "0 day" warez scene, which provided much of iraq's wealth during the american blockade.

#820 - February 15 2012 16:28:33.
<zmeiat_joro> ""I firmly grasp her sharp, jagged skin with my claspers. I gently bite her to show interest, and prepare to insert my sperm packet with my penis-like fin""

#821 - February 21 2012 14:56:23.
<orospakr> mysql is total garbage, isn't it?
<Zygo> mysql's ACLs are string-based IIRC
<orospakr> so, the armenian ambassador is here now.

#822 - February 21 2012 16:43:02.
<&Catpoet> @DavidBHayter "@TIME: New @TIME @CNN Arizona poll: Romney (36%), Santorum (32%), Gingrich (18%), Paul (6%), Sheer, Gape-Mouthed Horror (64%)."

#823 - February 27 2012 15:31:19.
<ScribbleJ> Basically my stance is, of course God doesn't exist; He told me so.

#824 - February 27 2012 19:52:52.
<@deadeye> have you tried irc'ing whilst biking
<@vi> i would fall over instantly
<@vi> rofb (rolling on floor bleeding)

#825 - February 28 2012 15:52:46.
<rhys> i am not a good cop. I am the fire hydrant on the street, musing at the cars going by.

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