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Pages: <ba> maybe you just don't get it <ba> one day, it'll all make sense #777 - December 05 2011 17:38:44. <@emacs> btw: another "noone's ever been fired for buying ibm" image can be the dresden firebombing #778 - December 06 2011 16:50:52. <@emacs> kia's are for people who have "just given up" on life <@Toba_> life, wife <@leopard> 9/10 hookers say they dont give a damn <@Toba_> 9/11 hookers never forgot #779 - December 06 2011 16:50:55. <@andrewjb> projects are a combination of googling and having problems other people don't have #780 - December 08 2011 19:43:38. <+ScribbleJ> All my exes know each other... fucking IRC #781 - December 09 2011 16:03:29. <@emacs> the only way to make that more hipster is to put a moustache on it O_O #782 - December 14 2011 12:06:52. <help> speaking of taking a giant shit, i'm looking at an oracle dump right now <help> and one of the commands it generated was "ANALSTATS" #783 - December 15 2011 15:39:07. <r4v3n> Proud to say we have been -1 days without incident... <r4v3n> something tells me we're doing it wrong #784 - December 16 2011 15:50:43. <CarlFK> i got pulled over because I didn't have a door #785 - December 19 2011 18:42:12. <@help> due to their abusive potential i've avoided both cocaine and world of warcraft #786 - January 04 2012 11:59:20. <shades> photography is probhibbeted by base command <shades> this place doesn't exist. I was never here. #787 - January 04 2012 11:59:24. <Zygo> none of the pub staff know anything about configuring the AP, so I have no idea whether the AP I fixed was the pub's AP, or some random neighbor's <Zygo> but, a minute or two after I fixed the AP, a whole lot of things in the pub went "ding" and then you could hear "Oh, hey, there is wifi here" #788 - January 05 2012 15:19:49. <@illegible> this vendor named a variable c_c <@illegible> not only is that obnoxious to type and completely unhelpful for figuring out wtf it is <@illegible> but...it's looking at me #789 - January 05 2012 15:19:51. <@randy> i can't seem to get my computer to play nice with scans -> pdf .. so, this is funny, when i need something scanned into a pdf, i fax from my home fax machine to my efax account with sends the scan in pdf to my email. #790 - January 07 2012 16:44:41. <+rhys> My Hobby: generating passwords so that when I tell them to users they freak the fuck out. like "bythewayyourdaughtercalledshespregnant" makes a -great- password. #791 - January 08 2012 15:08:06. <@mt`> beyonce "grassy" knowles #792 - January 08 2012 15:08:17. <ScribbleJ> I think I have all the things I need to electrocute myself and burn the house down <ideaPDish> use only one hand <+Toba> many fun things can be done with just one hand <ScribbleJ> If god intended us to use one hand, he wouldn't have given women two boobies. #793 - January 09 2012 12:21:13. <Crypto_> give a man a fish and he may eat for a day <Crypto_> Teach a man to fish and you become the fishing SME, and get stuck answering fishing questions for the rest of your fucking life. #794 - January 10 2012 14:35:19. <@marra> the world's end should have a good sound track #795 - January 10 2012 14:35:25. <@grizz> steve jobs ain't dead <@Toba> he's just hiding <@Toba> in nk <@grizz> he's chillin with 2pac <@Cotton> and elvis. #796 - January 11 2012 11:57:44. <@jackc> WHERE THE FUCK DID TAU COME INTO THIS #797 - January 13 2012 18:07:52. <@leopard> can anyone recommend a good place to buy ink/toner for printers <@Toba_> back o trucks <@vi> the ocean (octopus ink) <@leopard> i just dont use printers often and a client is asking <@vi> can you hook an inkjet printer up to your own veins #798 - January 17 2012 14:20:04. <@jackc> people dont rip bongs and plot to overthrow the government <@jackc> people rip bongs and plot to overthrow freshway #799 - January 19 2012 17:56:53. <~nago> I think I want to be a professor just so I can practice being extremely rude to freshmen #800 - January 19 2012 17:56:55. <r4v3n> Hey there cute mormon chick, I hear you have special underwear ;) |
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