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#751 - October 26 2011 15:28:51.
<@dignan> and i don't like being respectful
<@dignan> i like walking around naked and shitting with the door open

#752 - October 26 2011 15:28:55.
<@kastein> in short, george foreman grills are the best thing ever
<@kastein> because you can cook bacon naked without fear.

#753 - October 27 2011 15:52:33.
<+ShadeS> giving birth every 9 months is not a career

#754 - November 03 2011 15:06:53.
<+hassan> does anyone know legalities of trebuchet ownership?

#755 - November 03 2011 15:06:55.
<laras126> i recorded myself farting and made it into a dubstep remix

#756 - November 08 2011 16:50:41.
<@andrewjb> I just accidentally ordered $40 of chinese food.
<@andrewjb> MISTAKES AREN'T ALWAYS REGRETS.

#757 - November 08 2011 16:50:46.
<+Kerman> i can think of worse gifts than a tractor

#758 - November 09 2011 21:54:24.
<@jackc> the hobo was a minor incident
<@andrewjb> you actually hit a hobo?
<@kastein> the hobo was high on crack and I reported it to the police before he ever said anything, so they assumed I was telling the truth

#759 - November 10 2011 12:02:33.
<xo> i have a sparc box
<!jackc> i recall my solaris 8 days
<xo> could only ever get solaris 8
<xo> to run on it
<!jackc> i got so many bitches
<xo> i bet bro
<xo> bitches get wet
<xo> for enterprise operating systems
<!jackc> yes

#760 - November 10 2011 15:19:51.
<@Toba> is it just me
<@Toba> or does the entire financial industry run on FTPs and CSV
<hackt0r> I thought it was cocaine...

#761 - November 11 2011 00:02:03.
<@tyler> I would like a drink
<@tyler> now
<@Kyzoku> I would like a pony
<@jtn> I would like the world to sing in perfect harmony

#762 - November 15 2011 14:01:00.
<dork> "any language can be a mess" is like the "you can die from eating enough of anything" of code debate

#763 - November 21 2011 14:46:03.
<procto> I've been going to the medical practice of Procto Downloads Medical Textbooks Off Library.nu, M.D.
<procto> and that's been surprisingly ok

#764 - November 21 2011 14:46:08.
<@kastein> also I have a tracking number for my jumping stilts

#765 - November 21 2011 14:46:11.
<@jackc> this guy
<@jackc> is hitting on the same girl on fb i am
<@jackc> this will not stand
<@jackc> ill be like
<@jackc> heres a copy of skyrim
<@jackc> and while hes playing it ill court the girl
<@jackc> and leave him in the dust
<@Toba> jackc, if he ever figures out what you did
<@Toba> you can in all honesty tell him "don't hate the player hate the game"
<@jackc> oh wow.

#766 - November 23 2011 12:29:22.
<@kastein> mo jeeps mo problems

#767 - November 23 2011 14:14:37.
<hackt0r> Q: Know what Illinois would be without Chicago?
<hackt0r> A: Indiana

#768 - November 28 2011 16:48:16.
<copius> my brain is not functioning right now
<copius> i have a gas mask on
<copius> at my comp
<copius> talking to you

#769 - November 29 2011 13:11:58.
<+kastein> when internet forums can troll a currency into crashing or becoming extremely unstable it is really not viable
<@Toba> BITCOIN BEST COIN
<@jackc> buttcoin best butt

#770 - November 30 2011 12:30:31.
<@jtn> I am made of up and down quarks, goddamnit.
<@Toba_> quark on, quark off
<@jtn> no strange quarks here, thanks.
<@threshar_> what about bosons?
<@jtn> well, bosons are a different matter
<@threshar_> I see what you did there

#771 - November 30 2011 12:30:35.
<@cshepherd> churches do a lot of good, you know
<@cshepherd> for every firebombed abortion clinic, there are HUNDREDS of 10 year old boys getting all the sex they want

#772 - November 30 2011 17:50:38.
<@vi> why are indians so good at c programming?  they're so used to casting

#773 - November 30 2011 17:50:42.
<@pixels> Teach your kids about life. Get 10 ants. Give one a pile of sugar. When the other nine try to eat some, squash them and say "NO HANDOUTS!"

#774 - December 01 2011 15:17:53.
<@snapper> horny the bear, smokey's cousin?

#775 - December 01 2011 15:18:13.
<@Toba_> Did you know? Mistakes aren't always regrets, and sometimes regret transmutes into satisfaction.
<@vi> regretifaction
<@Toba_> regretification is when your regrets layer like sandstone and solidify forever
<@vi> you can then quarry that sandstone and build a wall of it around you
<@vi> let's do this

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