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#226 - November 02 2005 22:34:27.
* PaulGGmilltn has quit (Quit: Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow)
Comment: #qc

#227 - November 03 2005 16:05:19.
<dan__> linux is faster than risc

#228 - November 03 2005 23:37:46.
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it again
Comment: #wpi

#229 - November 05 2005 21:15:20.
<funkin_dudette> gah, my internets being gay
<mellomeh> wow really? my internet is gay too!
<mellomeh> our internets should totally get married
<funkin_dudette> um no thanks
<mellomeh> so you're saying our internets should break up?
* mellomeh has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* funkin_dudette has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

#230 - November 05 2005 21:15:25.
Xeno: *listens to bananphone*
Xeno: its been stuck in my head
Duke: Oh man
Xeno: To top it off a friend online started typing hte lyrics.
Duke: Ring ring ring ring ring ring rign bananaphone
Duke: I'd like to see that guy in a punk band
Duke: Ring ring ring BANANARCHY!!!!
Xeno: ...I could scoure the internet for ages and never find an emoticon to either praise or insult you

#231 - November 15 2005 04:10:33.
Chronic Munchies: imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY
Chronic Munchies: currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door
GenAmonX2K: Current Mood: concentrating

#232 - November 15 2005 04:10:42.
<zerovampire> so I was reading bash.org, and there was this great quote, "A guy at work yesterday saw my stickers on my car, and asked me if Semper Fi was a form of martial arts."
<ryo-ohki> heheh, what is it, an band or something?
<zerovampire> O.o

#233 - November 15 2005 04:11:16.
<timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours
<timmo> jesus
<timmo> people are fucking morons
<wind`> wait what
<wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?
<timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17%

#234 - November 15 2005 04:11:21.
Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away

#235 - November 15 2005 04:11:31.
donchongo: i wonder what possesed some one to invent play-doh and silly putty
Wildfire: poop dries out to fast
donchongo: that really put a screeching halt to my thought process

#236 - November 15 2005 04:11:37.
<El_Angsto> interesting, I just read on slashdot about the linux worm
<zeekmor> it shouldnt effect us
<zeekmor> we are in a city, not in the wild

#237 - November 15 2005 04:11:43.
<rob-bot> k, i got attacked by this hobo today on the side of the road, with his hat full of change and everything
<(``)> what you do?
<rob-bot> i asked him if he had change for a 5

#238 - November 15 2005 04:12:04.
< pin> so on saturday i was at a bar
< pin> telling a friend about how i played world of warcraft that day
< pin> and this girl was like.. are you talking about world of warcraft?
< pin> then i found out she played alliance and stopped talking to her
< pin> dumb cunt

#239 - November 15 2005 04:12:11.
TsK/Scel: i think im gonna download some porn
TsK/Scel: something ive never seen before tho
TsK/Scel: something...... different
Shane/Mehul: lol
Shane/Mehul: porn with women?
TsK/Scel: fuck you

#240 - November 15 2005 04:12:14.
<hahacornut>  I need visual aids for my presentation tomorrow
<Narcissus>  go to visual africa

#241 - November 15 2005 04:12:22.
<ChernoBog> i will ring for no money, and i know how to speak English, Macedonian, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and Bulgarian... understand some of russian too....
<Dashiva> and you haven't ethnically cleansed yourself yet?

#242 - November 15 2005 04:12:44.
<Ryz0r> are your parents gona be at your party?
<z3phyr> my mum is
<Ryz0r> is she cool?
<z3phyr> yeah she is she lets me pretty much do what i want when i want
<z3phyr> all my mates think she is cool which is worrying
<Ryz0r> you think you've got it bad
<Ryz0r> all my mates want to sleep with my mum
<z3phyr> well she is pretty fit
<Rey> Yeah, I'd hit it.
<Lord_Cocktax> me too!
<Ryz0r> AAGH!!

#243 - November 15 2005 04:12:53.
<Chrisco> stifffyyy where have you been?
<Stifler> i said the meanest thing to my girlfriend last night >=-)
<Stifler> you know.. cause i've been spending soo much time with her, neglectin the gaming and all..
<Stifler> well i said "you know i spend soo much time with you, i wish you were deaf, so i could get like community service for hanging out with you, i'd have a bajillion hours!"
<Chrisco> oh.. no wonder your back online again.

#244 - November 15 2005 04:12:58.
(Looking) what happend just now ?
(Nathan) bird flu, but i think the worst might be over
Comment: after a huge netsplit

#245 - November 15 2005 04:13:06.
<FiYoG> 5151
<FiYoG> 1515
<FiYoG> 6666
<Roadhog> 7777
<FiYoG> 14443
<Roadhog> 1337
<FiYoG> 19324734
<Toba> 34304
<FiYoG> 563.33762826492537313432835820896
<Toba> 2294.2828
<FiYoG> I complain that I don't have any spare time and when I do...this is what happens
Comment: #hothardware

#246 - November 30 2005 22:57:14.
<%UnityDivide> is it good...when a girl says "you...are the best thing that has happened to me" ?
<!Alucard> yes?
<%MrSpock> i'm going to go with yes
<Tina> definitely... unless she's a crazy bitch
Comment: #wpi

#247 - November 30 2005 22:57:22.
<shen> What do little zombies play?
<Tanhald> don't they play dead
<Toba> they ARE dead
<Lem> surely they would play Live then?
<Toba> haha
<Tanhald> haha
Comment: #qc

#248 - June 24 2007 02:00:59.
<@andrew> olaf we stole like 2000 dollars in like
<@andrew> leather jackets
<@andrew> from dillards
<@nago> and what do you have to say for all your theft
<@nago> you still live in the middle of nowhere
<@nago> try stealing a ticket to civilization next time
<@andrew> even though i live about 1 mile from the city limits of little rock
<@nago> I wouldn't consider little rock civilization
<@nago> they still have coloured-only water fountains right

#249 - December 09 2005 00:17:29.
* Hexudus is now known as Hex[coding[
<sic6sic> ...
<sic6sic> im nervous about him coding
<sic6sic> i mean, look at the brackets around his nick

#250 - December 12 2005 16:35:02.
<MTMCannon> I'm sorry
<MTMCannon> no actually
<MTMCannon> I lied
<MTMCannon> I'm not
<MTMCannon> :-\ sorry
<dizliz132> wait youre not what?
<MTMCannon> sorry
<dizliz132> your sorry for not being sorry?
<MTMCannon> exactly
<dizliz132> well i accept your apology

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