| QDB II: Page 10 Add | Home | Random | Latest | Log In | Read Quotes |
|
Pages: <GenericLoser> Haha, that's great. <GenericLoser> 4chan fills its unsold adspace with flashing "BUY OUR FUCKING BANNERS" messages. #252 - December 12 2005 16:35:11. <SaruKada> lol @ norton <SaruKada> microsoft internet explorer is attempting to access the internet <SaruKada> hmm #253 - December 12 2005 16:35:17. <boof> fucking fat fuck customers at mcdonalds <boof> You know how bartenders can refuse to sell alcohol to someone if they are clearly intoxicated to the max? <boof> Well, I'd like the same power, however in regards to obseity. Too fat? Have trouble walking? Sweating in the airconditioning? Short breath from walking from the door to the counter? No sale, unless you buy something from the Salads plus menu and a bottle of water. <fury> lol #254 - December 29 2005 17:28:44. <%Aidoneus> My mum said the most random thing in the world today. <%Aidoneus> We were watching the news, and the guy said "We'll be back, after the break." <%Aidoneus> And my mum said "Not if you DIE!!" <%Aidoneus> It was quite scary. Comment: #apathbeyond #255 - December 31 2005 23:20:33. <pip> my stepdad hit my mom once and I nearly cut his balls off. <pip> that was the best new years ever Comment: #qc #256 - March 22 2006 02:10:19. <tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft with him the other day.... <black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player campaign. #257 - January 09 2006 18:05:44. <+Toba> there should be a button on windows xp to say "sit down and shut the fuck up, let me run my system" <@Apophis> Toba When I got Windows <@Apophis> there wasn't a button like that <@Apophis> but I bitchslapped XP into giving me one <@Apophis> I went all CHUCK NORRIS on it <+Toba> teach me the ways of bitchslap, sensei <@Apophis> www.avast.com <@Apophis> www.kerio.com <@Apophis> www.tweakxp.com <+Toba> woot <@Apophis> :D #258 - January 09 2006 18:05:48. <Toba> backups on a floppy? <FlipBoi[PK] > i guess <FlipBoi[PK] > lol <Toba> do you live in a third world country? <Toba> lol <FlipBoi[PK] > kinda, canada Comment: #daniweb #259 - February 02 2006 01:52:33. <fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES! <fruitkat> and theres one called the 'stiff boning knife' <fruitkat> ohhhh yeahhhh. <fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals. * thousand has changed the topic to: <fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals. <fruitkat> ah crap. <@thousand> Sorry, it had to be done :) Comment: #qc #260 - February 03 2006 18:45:11. <+rowsdower> this is awesome <+rowsdower> these chimps on tv are eating monkeys Comment: #wpi #261 - February 03 2006 18:45:21. <taste.it> mh... if one of us had to die right now and you could decide if it was you or me, who would you choose? <wiesel> that's hard... well, i'd say i'd let you die... people are egoistic, that's the way it is <taste.it> and you think you could live with that decision? <wiesel> better than with the other one. #262 - February 03 2006 18:45:29. [Marc^]: hahahahaha [Marc^]: been moaning that i dont have a desk and have to type on my lap [Marc^]: got a massive desk this morning [Marc^]: and just realised [Marc^]: i'm sitting here with the keyboard on my lap :/ Comment: #tekheads #263 - February 03 2006 18:45:33. <Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to <Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death #264 - February 03 2006 18:45:38. <eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH #265 - February 03 2006 18:45:43. <solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite #266 - February 03 2006 18:52:43. [Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months. [Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING [Video] That's sad [Ouija] i know [Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique? [Video] Release shit no one wants? #267 - February 03 2006 18:52:47. <YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs? <Chocoboko> What? <DragonFogel> Quality control? =P <Kamui> Fewer "SpongeBob Squarepants" fansites? #268 - February 03 2006 18:52:51. <|404notfound> Kazaa is like playing Russian roulette, only with porn instead of bullets. #269 - February 06 2006 20:17:33. <Scorchtorch> i'm mildly dsylexic Comment: #wpi #270 - February 07 2006 12:45:00. <cypher> http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/ <cypher> that 413 error is pretty funny <!Toba> cypher: not as funny as your mom's panties <!Toba> hers say 402 Payment Required * cypher stabs Toba through his face Comment: #ircirl #271 - February 08 2006 04:08:52. <fruitkat> i think i laughed because it was coupled with the word butter. butter pickle. hehe. * pickle slowly walks away whilst smiling and nodding... <fruitkat> :) <fruitkat> im not CRAZY <fruitkat> now im imagining a pickle smiling and nodding <fruitkat> STOP IT! Comment: #qc #272 - February 12 2006 02:21:12. <Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software <Andross> and they pakced it into segmented zips... containing segmented rars Comment: #qc #273 - February 12 2006 02:21:19. <roopjm> ZorbaTHut: you know how google video has that random function <roopjm> you should have images do that too <@ZorbaTHut> oh god that's the worst idea I've ever heard <@ZorbaTHut> you just know you'd get some pure Christian housewife hit the random button on google images <@ZorbaTHut> and what does she get? cock. Inevitable. Comment: #c++ #274 - February 12 2006 23:20:35. <cliper> well, don't you heard the Filipino people are good in english than those who started to take that language as their nature lang? :) Comment: #daniweb #275 - February 18 2006 19:01:25. <@robert> imagine how much better this class would be if we were passing a bong around this circle Comment: #wpi from class |
| Approved: 1064 In queue: 27 Copyleft 2004 Eric Stein |