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#276 - February 18 2006 19:01:31.
<nANDy> did you know that a toilet lock is a binary semaphore for unshareed access to a critical region?

#277 - February 18 2006 19:10:02.
<+Toba> heh, you can chmod a file to 007
<+Toba> license to be killed
Comment: #wpi

#278 - February 24 2006 02:07:44.
03:05| (!DaPriv) lol @ seppuku
Comment: #wpi

#279 - February 27 2006 18:31:18.
<@daniel> my car gets 403200 rod per hogshead
Comment: #qc

#280 - February 28 2006 01:31:33.
21:29| o omg_me_too (~ccc@3ae2d862.3bd24fb7.WPI.EDU) has joined #wpi
21:29| (+chels) i wana bake something
21:29| (omg_me_too) <-
21:29| o omg_me_too (~ccc@3ae2d862.3bd24fb7.WPI.EDU) has quit IRC (Client exited)
Comment: #wpi

#281 - February 28 2006 01:31:44.
02:24| (%spock1104) anyone have a knife i can borrow?
02:25| (+Toba) if you want to walk to stoddard, yes
02:25| (%SVRCompHobbyist) yeah, but it's on my keychain... with me
02:25| (%SVRCompHobbyist) or you could just stand outside for 15 minutes
02:25| (%SVRCompHobbyist) you'll be frozen solid by then
02:26| (+Scorchtorch) i have a katana you can borrow
02:26| (%spock1104) a katana doesn't work so well for seppuku
Comment: #wpi

#282 - February 28 2006 01:46:29.
<|LK|Masterknight89> man i wonder why im never invoved in the net split

#283 - February 28 2006 01:56:02.
<+cypher> I just got an email saying that I was over my quota for emails
Comment: #wpi

#284 - March 10 2006 18:13:07.
<+Ooble> jtwenting, just out of curiosity, who's asking for 10 years of C# experience?
<+jtwenting> found that on the requirements for a job opening.
<+jtwenting> incurance company, they typically offer excellent benefits
<+Ooble> even though C# has been around since 2002?
<+jtwenting> yup
Comment: #daniweb

#285 - March 14 2006 15:56:33.
<@cristipengraffe> Exchange we just had:  
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi: "I am at the mercy of my cookie whims"
<@cristipengraffe> Jeph: "Well, I am at the mercy of my occasional booze whims"
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi: "Well, my whims do not effect my liver function"
<@cristipengraffe> Jeph: "Well, MY whims don't effect the size of my butt"
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi and Jeph: "Touche"
Comment: #qc

#286 - March 14 2006 15:56:37.
<Ian> WELL WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WOULD CARROT LENIN DO?
Comment: #qc

#287 - March 14 2006 15:56:40.
<Lem> Rap done in Text to Speech
<Erik> haha
<Erik> :D
<r4v5> we've invented MC Stephen Hawking
Comment: #qc

#288 - March 22 2006 02:03:53.
<Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies
<Chops> you've had a breast reduction?
<Janette> O.o
<Janette> no
<Janette> little cute fat babies
<Chops> not sure if that was the best emoticon to follow that question

#289 - March 22 2006 02:03:59.
<Bog> <+Toba> only lame people aren't portable
<Bog> lame - Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying.
<+Toba> way to overanalyze my lame joke bog
Comment: #wpi

#290 - March 22 2006 02:05:50.
<+LovelyCrap> my house has no electricity. this computer is running of solar power stored in a battery
<+Toba> that's electricity...
Comment: #hothardware

#291 - March 22 2006 02:21:31.
<@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you lots of hot porn and then toss something nasty in the middle
Comment: #wpi

#292 - April 04 2006 01:15:46.
<shen> I'd never tell anyone that, but I still say it to a bunch of weirdos on the interweb
<Toba|BSD> are we not real?
<Toba|BSD> if you /kick us, do we not complain?
Comment: #qc

#293 - April 04 2006 01:15:52.
Tammy: julia is having to cancel lunch, her uncle was murdered
tladd: :O
Tammy: you want to do lunch :)
tladd: sure.

#294 - April 04 2006 01:15:57.
Stacy: Raymond is correct.
Raymond: I always am
Esuna: Raymond, what number am I thinking of?
Raymond: Esuna, you're not thinking of a number
Raymond: You're thinking of something to say when I do say a number.
Esuna: Damn it! How'd you know?

#295 - April 04 2006 01:16:01.
bcreasy: come check this out
gbarnes: no
bcreasy: *shiny thing*
gbarnes: oh, be right there

#296 - April 05 2006 15:14:16.
<Alex>      i
<Alex> f       s h
<Alex>   t   c  k  s
<Alex> s     i
<Laila> ...what is he trying to do?
<Reiz0r> Trying to make a fish from fishsticks.
<Reiz0r> It's MODERN ART
<Reiz0r> It's the true pesonification of the juxtaposition of the sombre emotion that the world of man made aesthetics is slowly and irrevokably destroy the nature of that which is ...
<Reiz0r> Something
<Reiz0r> Modern art doesn't have to look like much. It just needs an explanation with lots of long words

#297 - April 05 2006 22:43:56.
<+r4v3n> I've got a depressing question...what do you do when you get to the end of bash.org?
<!DaPrivateer> you get off your computer and spend time with your girlfriend?
<@UnityDivide> I'm doing that this weekend!
<Ginman> did you read all of bash.org first?
<@UnityDivide> yes :(
<Ginman> ok, you're good to go then
Comment: #wpi

#298 - April 05 2006 22:44:14.
<@Roadhog> fuck
<@Roadhog> owned
<@Roadhog> theres no spoons
<@Toba> Roadhog: ...what?
<@Roadhog> so now im eating cereal with a fork
Comment: #hothardware

#299 - April 08 2006 01:31:42.
<Ginman> i'll get a lobotomy and win the game
Comment: #wpi

#300 - April 09 2006 01:01:23.
<+Toba> omg
<+Toba> so there we were in history class
<+Toba> and the professor is saying something boring
<+Toba> outside: "rrrrrrrrreeerrrrk CRUNCH YELL"
<+Toba> * everyone rushes to the windows
<+Toba> professor: :O
<+Toba> everyone: omfg!
<+Toba> professor: the rewards of showing up at class
<+Toba> everyone: :D
Comment: #WPI

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