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#301 - April 12 2006 15:08:32.
< Ginman> damn this mastering physics
< Ginman> I'm doing really bad this term
<+Kalypso> okay at first I read that as masturbating physics
< Ginman> I think I'd do better on it if that were the case
Comment: #WPI

#302 - April 14 2006 12:59:28.
<khmer_at_large> ()
<khmer_at_large> MEET THE PARENS
Comment: #qc

#303 - April 15 2006 12:40:05.
<@robert> and on that note, i'm gonna take a shower to clean away this conversation
Comment: #wpi

#304 - April 15 2006 22:16:26.
<!Akira> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. :(
Comment: #wpi

#305 - April 17 2006 21:16:16.
<@daniel> burkina faso
<@daniel> too poor to afford consonants when they were naming the cities
Comment: #qc

#306 - April 24 2006 07:46:41.
<@Toba> who ARE you people?
<Abbath> who are you
<Horgh> We've been here since approx. 1990
<Horgh> Raiding European settlements on viking warships
<Horgh> Modern weaponry cannot stop us
<Abbath> yes raping and pillaging
* Toba has kicked Abbath from #hothardware (no raping.)
* Toba has kicked Horgh from #hothardware (no pillaging.)
* Toba polishes off his modern weaponry
Comment: #hothardware

#307 - April 25 2006 13:40:53.
<robert> that is my soul purpose for being here
<@Voodoo> sole
<Toba> pedantism ftw
<robert> no, my soul has the purpose of saying that
<cristipengraffe> and he means "in his soul"
<Harry> Also, Toba: pedantry.
Comment: #qc

#308 - April 25 2006 13:41:02.
<%Shadow> there is no girl equivalent of chuck norris
<+Kalypso> yes there is
<+Kalypso> me PMSing
Comment: #WPI

#309 - April 25 2006 13:41:12.
<mangoduck> WHY IN FUCK DO GAS PRICES KEEP GOING UP
<Vergo> CAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP USING MORE AND MORE, WHILE SUPPLIES ARE BECOMING MORE LIMITED!
<mangoduck> MY CAR WILL NEVER STOP BECAUSE I AM GOING TO CONVERT IT TO RUN ON POLITICS
Comment: #qc

#310 - April 30 2006 14:03:18.
<@robert> like, since you used to be a girl, I can play with your penis and not be gay!
Comment: #wpi

#311 - April 30 2006 14:03:21.
<shen> I stopped trusting this channel for medical advice after one of you diagnosed me with jaundice
Comment: #qc

#312 - May 01 2006 03:03:57.
<Jen> the first thing I saw when I entered the IRC was: 8======D  .... I realized then I probably wouldnt have to worry about spelling and grammar
Comment: #qc

#313 - May 05 2006 03:07:42.
<Jen> like my friend would get so in trouble if they called home for a ride and they were drunk
<Vergo> Bikes ftw :)
<eth0> drunk biking eh? that brings back memories
<eth0> or... lack thereof
Comment: #qc

#314 - May 10 2006 19:28:25.
<Alegis> Do you happen to have a harem?
<procto> depends what you mean by "happen", "have", and "harem"
<procto> because if you're asking "do you masturbate" I'll have to decline to answer.
Comment: #qc

#315 - May 10 2006 19:28:34.
<Toba> http://searchrequests.weblogger.com/
<Toba> o____________o
<@Erik> jesus christ
<Toba> I wholeheartedly agree
<@Erik> The more I find out about other people the better I feel about myself.
Comment: #qc

#316 - May 12 2006 16:22:22.
<Toba> how can you be decidedly and forcefully indifferent?
<est> I DON'T CARE
Comment: #qc

#317 - May 14 2006 18:41:01.
<+Toba> kal has something on the mind
<+Toba> I think
<@rowsdower> clown cum?
<+Kalypso> lmfao
<+Kalypso> when do i not
Comment: #wpi

#318 - May 14 2006 18:41:04.
<@rowsdower> just regular frosting
<@rowsdower> the kind that makes you look like you got jizzed on when you get it on your shirt
<!DaPrivateer> mike's been spanking it
<@rowsdower> and frosting came out
<@rowsdower> yay!
<!DaPrivateer> sweet
<!DaPrivateer> now i really wanna go down on you!
<!DaPrivateer> lol
<@rowsdower> no you don't, it would make you fat
<@rowsdower> it goes straight to your thighs
<@rob> dear god
<@rob> what the hell is wrong with you people
Comment: #wpi

#319 - May 16 2006 14:58:52.
<@robert> okay, whats the command to force fsck on reboot?
<+Toba> reboot -rape now
Comment: #wpi

#320 - May 16 2006 14:59:16.
<@rowsdower> sick dreams are the weirdest usually
<@robert> I dreamt I had an extra-terrestrial virus and that the government was going to put me in quarantine
<@rowsdower> haha, awesome
<@robert> no man, I was scared
<@rowsdower> are you still scared?
<@robert> yes, but for different reasons
<@rowsdower> heh
<@robert> since I owe you money, if I die you get first pick of my positions
<@rowsdower> I'll take doggy style
<@robert> *posessions
<@robert> that was odd
Comment: #WPI

#321 - May 16 2006 15:11:20.
<Threatis> I'm trying to figure out what "geek" tattoo I'm getting.
<khmer> Threatis: get <blink> tattooed on your eyelids
Comment: #qc

#322 - May 22 2006 04:01:26.
<Staticouch> Holy shit, I just saw a commercial for takemefishing.com but I read it as takemefisting.com
Comment: #qc

#323 - May 22 2006 04:01:30.
<zmeiat_joro> I pretended I'm interested in a girl in a cafe near the university so that she would give me her n-gage. I then proceeded to play for an hour without paying much attention to her
Comment: #qc

#324 - May 24 2006 18:30:07.
<pip> i got dumped on irc :)
Comment: #qc

#325 - May 24 2006 18:30:09.
<pip> i can see myself at school whipping a sandwich out of my vagina 'what? it's lunch time!'
Comment: #qc

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