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Pages: <@Toba> <+Toba> I just made an efnet channel lose the game <@Toba> <+Toba> it was fun <@Toba> <+Toba> <_< >_> <@Toba> <@robert> hahaha <@Toba> <@robert> wait <@Toba> <@robert> FUCK <@Toba> <@robert> asshat <@andrew> fucking <@andrew> Toba you're a faggot Comment: #trimethylxanthine #327 - June 06 2006 15:24:20. <@rowsdower> i thought you didn't allow ircds :o <@robert> i normally don't <@robert> unless i need grocery money Comment: #wpi #328 - June 07 2006 01:33:00. <Jen> i feel bad for stupid animals <Gryph> I would feel worse for them if they weren't so funny <emmie> jen: yeah. i think the stupid ones are happier though, because they're easily entertained. <Jen> fair enough <emmie> many of my coworkers are like that too. Comment: #qc #329 - June 07 2006 19:55:24. <kelly> MY XCHAT BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD Comment: #qc #330 - June 14 2006 01:25:19. <@UnityDivide> I get an email from my girlfriend, in which she called her computer a douchebag, so what does gmail do? it's ads suggest that I buy douches <+Toba> people advertise douche on google ads... what the hell is wrong with the world <Ginman> yeah, who the hell would buy a douche off the internet <Ginman> unless it was used Comment: #wpi #331 - June 15 2006 22:20:35. <+muerl> the phrases "Joint Mission Planning System" and "Intuitive MS Office Interface" don't seem like they should go together <+muerl> like honestly I don't want the government mission planning system for the military to have an office interface ... <+muerl> something about macro viruses ... <@robert> hahaha <@robert> I'm suddenly scared for the future in ways which I haven't been before Comment: #wpi #332 - June 15 2006 22:20:38. <+toraton> Sometimes I wish I had capital periods. <+toraton> So I could yell "..." <%Shadow> ||| Comment: #wpi #333 - June 17 2006 00:47:14. <descart3s> i heard some chick tell another chick to shut her "cock port" today <descart3s> i almost died laughing #334 - June 19 2006 22:09:47. <reva> so I was babysitting my cousin's kid the other day. who's like, 15 months old. <reva> he was trying to get up on the computer chair, so i put him up there. <reva> he just starts randomly banging on the keyboard randomly <reva> and the first thing that pops up says "Are you sure you want to delete Internet Explorer?" <reva> I hit "no" (because it's my parents computer). <reva> so he starts hitting more keys... <reva> the next thing that comes up: "Are you sure you want to delete Outlook Express?" <reva> ...I've never had more hope for humanity than that moment. #335 - June 19 2006 22:09:52. <vintendo> yesterday we had to pull the plug on my grandma, i needed the outlet for my laptop. #336 - June 19 2006 22:09:55. <blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan <blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight <blazemore> we were walking out of tilt <blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting" <blazemore> and these black guys were walking by <blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses #337 - June 19 2006 22:09:59. <Beowulf> ever since I switched to wireless I get disconnected whenever I get a phone call <Beowulf> :( <squirrel_remote> What's your phone number? <Beowulf> fuck you #338 - June 21 2006 17:14:06. <@robert> hmm, someone is stealing wireless from me <@robert> oh the irony Comment: #wpi #339 - June 21 2006 17:14:20. <Greg> ballmer doesn't let his kids have iPods or use google <eth0> ballmer actually got laid? <eth0> I figured that monkey dance would have ruined any chances for good. <Toba> you can't have he spawn of satan if he never spawns, can you? Comment: #qc #340 - June 21 2006 17:14:47. <chainz> i don't know anything about web design but that's about it <Toba82> you don't know anything about server administration either D: <chainz> Toba82, that's not true, i deal with a lot of windows servers at work <Toba82> like I said <Toba82> you don't know anything aobut server administration Comment: #freebsdhelp #341 - June 24 2006 15:41:17. <khmer> the old orthodox jew in front of me in line waiting to see spiderman 2 <khmer> turns out he were there for the same thing <khmer> "ONE FOR SPIEDERMANN PLEASE" <khmer> (PRETTY MUCH HOW HE PRONOUNCED IT) Comment: #qc #342 - June 26 2006 16:13:30. * Catfish_Man is on #adium, #banyantree, #kopete, #macsb, #webkit, #chatkit, ##instantmessaging, and #telepathy on freenode <chuck> Man, you need some other hobby, dude <chuck> Try jerking off now and then <Toba> if irc is a hobby so is heroin Comment: #qc #343 - June 26 2006 16:19:05. <your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40 <your2ndgirl> just a word of warning * your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard #344 - June 27 2006 19:37:23. <@jeph> timecube isn't "coded" so much as "shouted onto your browser" Comment: #qc #345 - June 27 2006 19:37:31. rokgrl 13: remember...when in doubt....if youre not doing heroin in a back alley somewhere, youre doing pretty good. #346 - June 27 2006 19:37:33. <@tedivm> oh, um, ignore the death threats <@tedivm> i'm moving on to serious discussion now Comment: #wpi #347 - June 30 2006 17:33:06. [18:25:41]<@spock1104> so i raise the question of who Piratequeen really is since girls don't exist on the internets [18:25:54]<+Piratequeen> I do! [18:25:57]<%Toba> LIES [18:26:04]<+Piratequeen> UnityDivide can vouch for me [18:26:06]<%Toba> you're really UnityDivide on another computer [18:26:11]<%Toba> so he can pretend he has a girlfriend [18:26:17]<+Piratequeen> yes that's EXACTLY it [18:26:18]<%Toba> WE FIGURED YOU OUT [18:26:19]<+Piratequeen> I have a penis [18:26:20]<!UnityDivide> yes she does [18:26:25]<!UnityDivide> er Comment: #wpi #348 - June 30 2006 19:55:35. <Kalypso> faka = no health <pharos> daka = no health <Toba> they both boost your mana though >_> Comment: #wpi #349 - July 01 2006 00:42:05. <RizBow> i had a really insane dream last night with crying, with wars with attempted assasination, with pools with missing towels #350 - July 07 2006 03:51:21. omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests |
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