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Pages: <+Zeraliten> FUCK!! That cat needs to die a horrible death. He's chewed through the wires on my $120 headset <@CCFreak2K> Zeraliten, electrical tape can take care of that. <Teqonix> What, killing the cat, or fixing the headphones? #352 - July 07 2006 03:51:32. <krangface> man fucking big brother... border security... soon they're gonna have a show called the fascist purge... which consists of people being rounded up and systematically shot <drexen> that's the 'war on terrorism' #353 - July 10 2006 15:39:01. <cached> Signs of PE are sudden-onset dyspnea (shortness of breath, 73%), tachypnea (rapid breathing, 70%), chest pain of "pleuritic" nature (worsened by breathing, 66%), cough (37%), hemoptysis (coughing up blood, 13%), and in severe cases, cyanosis, tachycardia (rapid heart rate), hypotension, shock, loss of consciousness, and death. <cached> holy crap that sucks <+Toba> you know <+Toba> that sounds like the symptoms of PE class to me Comment: #wpi #354 - July 13 2006 19:00:47. <+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it Comment: #wpi #355 - July 18 2006 15:52:26. <Patrick82> i have multiple personalities <tkam> the one that tells you to kill yourself obviously isn't getting its fair share of time #356 - July 27 2006 22:11:15. <+Toba> argh... you know you're a geek when you go to bed at 1:30 and then wake up an hour later in a cold sweat because you dreamt your apache logs and ssl certs were world-readable Comment: #wpi #357 - July 28 2006 21:48:34. <sean__> i want to call you with my cell phone whats your # <@Pain`> (911)-323-4155 <sean__> dude you made me call the cops what the fuck #358 - July 29 2006 23:01:18. * mitop has joined #freebsd <mitop> What freebsd is stable <Murex> the one that ends with -STABLE #359 - August 02 2006 10:39:20. <@dan> it's a bad day when those "crazy" people who have arsenals in their basements don't seem so nuts anymore Comment: #qc #360 - August 08 2006 01:09:43. <+[CSI]ACE-340> anybody want to buy my motorcycle and then loan me $3500 <@Ic3x^> what kind of motorcycle <+[CSI]ACE-340> gsx-r1100 <@Ic3x^> erm, not my style... I don't like speed bikes <+[CSI]ACE-340> it can go slow too #361 - August 08 2006 01:09:49. <+Dadud> !quote <+Logger> Random Quote No.166: [Toba] heh [Toba] dadud is a faggot Comment: #apathbeyond #362 - August 10 2006 17:40:48. <Lise> IS THAT TOBA'S PHONE NUMBER? *dials it* <Toba> 1 (911) 761-8276 <Toba> <_< >_> <Lise> TOBA: ARE YOU SHITTING ME :) <Toba> haha <Lise> toba i called the number you bastard :( :( <Toba> lise NOOOOO <Lise> I HATE YOU Comment: #qc #363 - August 10 2006 21:35:38. <grace> and waht does voice mean ? i can use my microphone in this mIRC ? Comment: #daniweb #364 - August 11 2006 01:43:31. <Dadud> Ill sexualy please you if you unban me #365 - August 13 2006 18:51:56. <@Devo> My younger sister just said "SILLY RABBIT DICKS ARE FOR KIDS!" and then gasped in horror when she realized she didn't say trix. Comment: #trimethylxanthine #366 - August 14 2006 18:25:21. <@tedivm> going through and sorting porn <@tedivm> so every time i look over, there's her vag or tits in some massive blown up form <%CompHobbyist> hm... what to mix epoxy in <@tedivm> sex sex porn sex and then CompHobbyist talking about epoxy <@tedivm> i swear CompHobbyist, you live in your own world <+Toba> I'm sure you can think of a way to combine the two, tedivm <+Toba> wait, that's a really bad idea <%spock1104> combining epoxy with sex? <%spock1104> >_< <@tedivm> thats a hospital visit waiting to happen <@IceChain> Brings the term bondage to a whole new level <Bill> Cute story for the boys at Medimerge Comment: #wpi #367 - August 14 2006 22:33:36. <@tedivm> so, the cat just jumped on the table, grabbed a piece of general tso's, and ran off with it <@tedivm> fucking cannibal Comment: #WPI #368 - August 14 2006 22:33:40. <@Sesshoumaru> gotta love it when you find a way around a system's limit's * nago removes channel operator status from Sesshoumaru * nago sets ban on *!*@24-236-205-40.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com * nago sets ban on *!*My@*.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com1 * nago has kicked Sesshoumaru from #trimethylxanthine (no apostrophe's in plural's, I have told you too many time's (Banned)) Comment: #trimethylxanthine #369 - August 17 2006 15:18:06. <Toba> the war on dickwaggery is vital to our channel security Comment: #qc #370 - August 18 2006 01:19:30. <Andross> if Apple thinks we think it's going to do something, they'll deny it, and then make it <Toba> no, if apple knows we think we know what apple thinks we want, they will make it <Andross> ... wait... what? <Andross> I think we think Apple thinks we think we know what Apple thinks we want to think they're going to build, I thin Comment: #qc #371 - August 19 2006 01:55:25. [02:53:31]<@ChronoVenom> Uhh.. no such thing as perfect [02:53:37]<+Kushan> it's our flaws that make us individuals [02:53:52]<@drunkill> And Kushan has more flaws then anyone [02:53:52]<@ChronoVenom> Kushan you are very individualized. Comment: #apathbeyond #372 - August 20 2006 17:37:24. <+Godlord> !help <@CompHobbyist> use !info instead of !help please. <+Godlord> !help please <@CompHobbyist> use !info instead of !help please. <+Godlord> !info <@CompHobbyist> use !help instead of !info please. <+Godlord> !help <@CompHobbyist> use !info instead of !help please. <+Godlord> !info <@CompHobbyist> use !help instead of !info please. <+Godlord> !help <@CompHobbyist> use !info instead of !help please. <+Godlord> !info <@CompHobbyist> use !help instead of !info please. <+Godlord> OMG Comment: #scripting on irc.n00bstories.com #373 - August 22 2006 15:16:39. <%spock1104> lmao, some poor bastard in florida had his house burn down thanks to a dell <+Toba> I would make a joke about needing a firewall on his home box <+Toba> but that's just too low Comment: #wpi #374 - August 31 2006 21:55:09. <DoubleAW> So you could teach it to go "O RLY? when someone says something dumb. <Alegis> O RLY <Princy> O RLY Comment: #qc #375 - September 04 2006 04:16:20. <@fruitykat> forums are for nerds Comment: #qc |
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