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Pages: <OrangeKitten> Why the fuck does a search for 'assless fursuit' bring up 'What should I wear for my job interview?'? #202 - October 11 2005 21:29:47. <sensel> check this out in google earth <sensel> 0 16'06.63"s 90 50'44.09"W <sensel> looks like 2 atomic bombs dropped on galapagos islands <DaveB> or volcanoes, as geologists would call them #203 - October 13 2005 09:34:17. <Ginman> argh <Ginman> fucking physics <%spock1104> ah yes, the physics of fucking <%spock1104> many a year have i studied that * spock1104 is still waiting to put it into practice Comment: #wpi #204 - October 25 2005 01:07:40. <Jason> And... the test is finished. <Tristal> What was the test, "Can I drink this fifth of Jack Daniels in under 3 minutes?" <Tristal> Because I noticed you cramming really hard before the exam #205 - October 25 2005 01:07:48. <+Mish^> I'm worried about Teckla <+cout_> why? <+Mish^> cout: cause he's not online <+adamc> hrm... you know you're online too much when people are worried about you cuz you're not online #206 - October 25 2005 01:08:06. <+|404notfound> I just got a great idea <+|404notfound> you know when you're handing a mug of a hot beverage to somebody, you either hold the handle and let them get burned grabbing the mug, or burn yourself to let them grab the handle? <+|404notfound> somebody should make a mug with two diametrically positioned handles <+|404notfound> it'll be fucking awesome <+|404notfound> you'll be able to hand out hot drinks with impunity Comment: Gamesurge: #g4b2s #207 - October 25 2005 01:08:17. <Evil_Timmy> wow, just realized that the last couple of people ive slept with have been people i met on irc <Evil_Timmy> i'm a netrosexual #208 - October 27 2005 19:37:39. <Slater_> I HATE sticky keys! <Slater_> I specifically remember being just about to take that perfect headshot in Counter-Strike, tapping the shift-key to sneak a bit forward for a clean view. ...and then... <Slater_> "Hello! We think you must be severely handicapped, since you just pressed the shift key. We will now close your game and teach you a bit about using your computer with no hands. Love thy Windows experience!" #209 - October 27 2005 19:37:43. <che> there's a programmer's union? <Wintermute> yes <Wintermute> Local 100100101110101010010 #210 - October 27 2005 19:37:51. <%typobox43> (I/O, I/O, it's to the bus we go) <%typobox43> I can just imagine the electrical pulses singing that. <+BlindFool> You need to be shot #211 - October 27 2005 19:37:56. <narg> So my sister is about to enter college, and she was telling everyone her room number - 404. <narg> Then one day, she was looking at a college letter with my parents, and she's like crap, my room number is 414! <narg> Reflexivly, I said if people went there, they would be like 404: Julie not found. <narg> No one even looked my way ;( #212 - October 27 2005 19:38:03. <jdigittl> i just filled out an online mortgage application to test something. I just received a phone call from a mortgage broker: "Hi, I'd like to speak with, um, Mr Testy McTest..." #213 - October 27 2005 19:38:14. <Raidonkid> My sister is fucking slow. She came home last night complaining about how her boyfriend lied to her and got her pregnant. He told her he was circumcized twice and she thought it meant he was sterile. #214 - October 27 2005 19:38:17. <Obliterat> do you have a fast connection or are you just fast at typing? #215 - October 27 2005 19:38:29. <chrisg> is it star wars ep. 2 thats got the litte green guy jumpin about fighting and stuff? <grifferz> what you have just asked, is, to a star wars fan, akin to saying, "so, that bible, is that the one where the beardy guy conjures up a heap of fish?" to a christian #216 - October 27 2005 19:38:39. <thatbox> jpg artifacts are no fun for anyone! <Binjuice> What about jpg archeologists? #217 - October 27 2005 19:38:48. <DJnerate> I saw the epitome of laziness today <DJnerate> there was this family at the mall, they were pretty overweight <DJnerate> they were headed for the escalator but maintenance had shut it down for the day <DJnerate> and the mother exclaims, "Oh no, how are we gonna get down?" <DJnerate> i was laughing my ass off watching them trying to figure it out #218 - October 27 2005 19:38:56. <Ashley> No, believe me... my job SUCKS. <Ashley> We have to clock out to go to the bathroom. What kind of shit is that? <Robert> The kind you don't get paid for. #219 - October 27 2005 19:39:40. <quadropheniac57> so we're talking about aboriginal symbols in school today <quadropheniac57> and i tell my group that i read it was bad luck to kill an emu, except i say emo on accident <quadropheniac57> so i laugh and say "actually, it's pretty good luck to kill an emo" <quadropheniac57> this girl, overweight, dyed black hair, eyeshadow, not goth but close <quadropheniac57> says "no, emo is sad. emo is short for emotional" <quadropheniac57> so i respond "no, emo is short for stupid" <quadropheniac57> she says "no, it's for emotional. emo people are emotional beings who live that way to relieve their pain" <quadropheniac57> i say "emo people are self-absorbed attention-seeking idiots who listen to crappy music" <quadropheniac57> rest of class, she gives me the most dark and depressed death glare <quadropheniac57> THE WHOLE REST OF CLASS, that's like 45 minutes, she's just death-looking me, not even turning her head <quadropheniac57> i swear, she's gonna kill herself this weekend, and it's all my fault <civilpunkbikes> good luck coming your way <quadropheniac57> amen #220 - October 27 2005 19:39:45. <nick> grah windows just crashed again, unstable crap. <yukito> Windows isn't unstable, it's just spontaneous. #221 - October 27 2005 19:39:50. But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamite Comment: Slashdot #222 - October 28 2005 16:35:52. * Akira defagged his hard drive last night * <!Akira> .......defragged <%spock1104> oh my god there were rainbows in your hard drive? <%Shadow> haha <!Akira> lots, actually <%Shadow> with pink dancing men? <%spock1104> oh noes! Comment: #wpi #223 - October 30 2005 15:15:17. <Bog> <+Toba> only lame people aren't portable <Bog> lame - Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying. <+Toba> way to overanalyze my lame joke bog Comment: #wpi #224 - October 30 2005 15:15:23. * BluD goes off to burn some DVD's <Daishi> Pirate. <@BluD> ... <@BluD> Hard drive backup DVD's <@BluD> not movie ones... <Daishi> Too bad. <jtwenting> no, very good <jtwenting> they should reinstate the practice of keel hauling and hanging for pirates <Toba> the MPAA is working on that Comment: #daniweb #225 - November 01 2005 21:08:47. <CCCompHobbyist> god damn, did you people just get lives or something? <+Toba> I'm reading slashdot, does that count as getting a life? <!Pi_Rho> no <+Toba> didn't think so Comment: #wpi |
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