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#676 - February 16 2011 17:18:38.
<aurynn> I try not to curse
<Voodoo> me too, but i'm fucking terrible at it

#677 - February 16 2011 21:00:19.
<@Chronojam> I've looked back at some of the photos. We lived like kings. We lived like paupers.

#678 - March 07 2011 18:53:04.
<@andrewjb> An SSH packet enters a bar, notices it isn't the same bartender as last time, and runs out screaming about man-in-the-middle attacks.
<@jackc> lol
<@jackc> thats damn good
<@Toba> An SSH packet walks into a bar.  The bartender stares at him for 10 seconds trying to remember his name before asking if he wants a drink.
<@jackc> my god you guys are geniuses

#679 - March 08 2011 16:21:55.
<Sousaphone> My wife is having a glass of milk while breastfeeding - she's a MIMO buffer.

#680 - March 24 2011 18:18:28.
<Sidithicus> anybody use MathCAD?
<Olmec> I've used MathSAD, will that work?
<Olmec> MathBAD usually gives poor results
<!Toba_> I use MathRAD, also known as 'write some python, asshole'
<andrewjb> the ladies prefer my MathNAD
<!Toba_> as soon as I get one the ladies will all want to stay at my MathPAD
<andrewjb> I try not to become a MathDAD

#681 - March 25 2011 15:52:34.
<jackc> short god
<jackc> shit is going to zero
<jackc> gore futures are WAY up

#682 - March 29 2011 18:06:47.
<procto> some day I'm going to meet a guy
<procto> "how are you? what do you do?"
<procto> "I'm on the itunes team"
<procto> someone please bail me out

#683 - March 30 2011 14:45:11.
<Toba> shit, this is in norwegian
<Toba> how did this happen I don't even

#684 - March 30 2011 15:09:01.
<Dani> Tried to tweet about 30mins ago that the database was down for about 5 minutes due to my incompetence, but Twitter.com was down for an hr

#685 - March 31 2011 12:39:14.
<Arc> Toba: we are already in the loony bin.  what we preceive is a fantasy we created together and we program in order to keep our minds focused on something tangible

#686 - April 07 2011 14:29:14.
<@prixels> I code like I fuck; fast, messy and with no comments

#687 - April 18 2011 17:31:01.
<@psykus> Naked Midget Test:
<@psykus> Add a naked midget to anything and show it to someone. If the first words out of their mouth isn't, "Why is there a naked midget in there?", then whatever you added it to is porn.

#688 - April 20 2011 16:34:59.
<Syka> Weak nuclear force? You looking for someone Iranian?

#689 - April 20 2011 16:35:02.
<@Alex> Feh, I had another conspiracy argument about the validity of courts, but I can't find the link.
<@epictetus> Alex: a court decision is only valid until I use my home-made tank to demolish the courthouse involved

#690 - April 23 2011 00:00:44.
<Zygo> "if you can't watch the cat videos, it's time for a faster computer"

#691 - April 24 2011 14:33:05.
<@Sargun-19866-196720> Cheap developers, The Cloud, a working app: Choose two.

#692 - April 25 2011 22:08:11.
<oops_ur_dead> Am I a terrible person for listening to Rotting Christ on Easter?

#693 - April 26 2011 11:35:04.
<@Symmetria> if you ever visiting namibia and driving at night through there, in the middle of nowhere, watch out for the occasional pride of lions chilling in the middle of the goddamn highway
<@Symmetria> lol, I come round a bend and there are 12 of them chilling there, so I slow down and Im using my horn and they didnt really wanna move, just kept driving slowly until they fucked off outta my way
<@Michiel> Symmetria: damn you have internet there?
<@Symmetria> Michiel heh, just got back, but yes, I had perfect 3G coverage all the way between my house in .za and windhoek throughout the drive
<@remco> Symmetria: from my own experience I can tell you that 3G reception is rather spotty in the namib desert :)

#694 - April 27 2011 15:18:54.
<@kastein> damn jack stalks the 19 year olds way  faster than i do
<@andrewjb> kastein: do anything for 10k hours and you'll be an expert

#695 - May 07 2011 01:37:31.
<ScribbleJ> Fuck me
<Toba> you're not my type, ScribbleJ
<ScribbleJ> I'm getting married tomorrow.
<Toba> oh, well you're someone's type
<ScribbleJ> IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE

#696 - May 07 2011 03:11:07.
<@shrughes> also another important feature is that we're not making an open source piece of shit

#697 - May 11 2011 12:19:12.
< kat> also you get to have one-on-one beluga encounters there
< Catfish_Man> that sounds dirty
< kat> theres nothing dirty
< kat> we're all mammals
< kat> its all consensual

#698 - May 13 2011 17:33:33.
<@fffffffff> (CNN) -- A knife-wielding man attacked a woman in a supermarket, eventually cutting off her head and running away with it, government officials in Spain's Tenerife Island said Friday.
<@fffffffff> cutting off a stranger's head and stealing it O_O
<@Toba_> he may have paid for it as potatoes at the self-checkout, you don't know that it was theft.
<@fffffffff> well then isn't that fraud then
<@fffffffff> what's the 4-number code for severed head

#699 - May 20 2011 16:42:37.
<Cotton> God I feel fucking awesome. I did command line things and they didn't cause my computer to blow up.

#700 - May 27 2011 16:27:15.
<+LoveException> Friday, Friday, gotta get down...
<@rhys> gotta have my bowl. gotta have my cereal
<+sk1nnyyc0w> It's almost like an analogy for something else!!

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