QDB II: Page 28 Add | Home | Random | Latest | Log In | Read Quotes  

Pages:
<  0  1  2  3  ...  27  28  29  ...  39  40  41  42  >

#701 - June 13 2011 00:47:08.
<kastein> well time to put on some pants and weld things
<jackc> dont mix up the order of operations there

#702 - June 25 2011 00:19:43.
<@kastein> im in mah hammock
<@kastein> fucking shifacced
<@kastein> its hung between 2 jeeps that arent mine
<@kastein> FUCK YEAH PENNSYLTUCJY

#703 - July 13 2011 14:29:00.
<bluehat> BSNS, IT'S LIKE DATING EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO USE MY BOOBS

#704 - July 22 2011 02:23:23.
<Arc> [3~/
<Arc> step on keyboard, invent a new emoticon

#705 - July 26 2011 00:24:26.
<Gryph> she's basically 10 pounds of neuroses in a 5 pound bag

#706 - July 26 2011 00:24:28.
<Catfish_Man> I don't write time zone code after drinking gin

#707 - July 26 2011 11:29:52.
<+ultrashag> I know nothing about music.
<@rhys> and i know nothing about computers
<@digipengi> and i know nothing about wearing pants

#708 - August 07 2011 13:24:45.
<+shades> If I were in the market I would pull out like an unproven method for birthcontrol

#709 - August 14 2011 14:36:22.
<@tkap> it's a deterministic system until it's not

#710 - August 18 2011 12:12:18.
<daniel> bloody hell
<daniel> I just did Elizabeth, as Rx'd
<daniel> and it hurt like hell and took me over 11 minutes
<Toba> I'm gonna assume that elizabeth is a girl
<Voodoo> also, i'm going to need the name of your doctor

#711 - August 21 2011 22:14:01.
<@mt`> do not for a second underestimate how much of a loser i have the potential to be.

#712 - August 21 2011 22:14:14.
<@kastein> some guys have hoes in different area codes, I have tools in different jeeps

#713 - August 22 2011 07:58:28.
<Grawsith> you're splitting hairs that haven't grown

#714 - September 13 2011 16:55:59.
<@andrewjb> full
<@andrewjb> metal
<@andrewjb> retard

#715 - September 13 2011 16:56:01.
<@andrewjb> I can't come to the phone right now, for I am become death, destroyer of worlds. leave your name and number and I'll get back to you once I have cleansed this world of life.

#716 - September 14 2011 15:36:52.
<@Alex> Ha! You can't spell amusement without semen!

#717 - September 14 2011 19:25:57.
<@Toba> when you see a fine griddle walk into the room      
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> when you gotta have breakfast and you can't help yourself      
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> when your berries are lucious and your needs are not so savory      
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> do the crepe        
<@Toba> do the crepe

#718 - September 14 2011 19:25:59.
<@blog> legalize blogging (tax and regulate it)

#719 - September 20 2011 16:50:33.
<@digipengi> it's software you can't rub it to make it hardware

#720 - September 21 2011 16:45:13.
<Olmec> can you get a liquor license for a bus?

#721 - September 21 2011 16:45:17.
<bluehat> INTERNET O FIUGGHT BUS; I BPOUGH; A BUS; HEY; BUS

#722 - September 21 2011 16:45:20.
<dignan> somehow the product works

#723 - September 22 2011 12:42:00.
<@kastein> (I poured diesel fuel down his asscrack several weekends ago)

#724 - September 22 2011 12:42:14.
<+ScribbleJ> Last night I was woken up by a woman shouting and pounding on my door and crying,
<+ScribbleJ> so I let her out.

#725 - September 22 2011 17:12:50.
<@tkap> WTF IS A BARAQ OBAMMUH
<@tkap> WYSIWTF > WYSIWYG

Pages:
<  0  1  2  3  ...  27  28  29  ...  39  40  41  42  >


Approved: 1064 In queue: 27 Copyleft 2004 Eric Stein