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Pages: <@MHD> I think a new phrase is in order - "going airline". Two beers, and down the escape chute you go! #652 - September 01 2010 19:33:51. <GrawSith> GODDAMNIT CS BOT! IT'S A GRENADE, NOT THE ONE RING! THROW IT! #653 - September 09 2010 22:16:34. <aurynn> tonight, we're all princesses. <aurynn> Except Toba. <Toba> fuck you i am totally a princess. #654 - September 10 2010 11:57:32. <%GMP> today is suicide preventionday <Olmec> it's the last thing you're going to do in your life, would it kill you to do it right? #655 - September 13 2010 01:29:25. <Risugami> time to test this in the field. with livestock #656 - September 13 2010 01:37:08. <Maquans> I can't sleep, gotta build a new treehouse #657 - September 17 2010 11:53:03. <@Gryph> my muffler is loose <Mouse> context: cars, or fall outerwear? #658 - September 17 2010 20:29:19. <@jmrz> guys do I spent $49US on a super pretty tumblr theme? <j> no <GrawSith> how pretty is it <@Toba> jmrz if you really like it that much, yes <GrawSith> tumblr themes are like hookers: normally you shouldn't, but if it's REALLY pretty... #659 - September 17 2010 20:55:41. <mish> it doesn't count as a separate awkward silence if the first one never ended #660 - September 17 2010 21:12:10. <bluehat> the main point of this to be like "yeah, last week I won the facebook dev contest, and this week I won jello wrestling" #661 - September 19 2010 20:18:21. <Holst_> be plunderin' souls today! <@Gryph> what? the devil's own instrument! <Holst_> aye! got me a fresh squirrel soul. <@Gryph> but you couldn't have captured his soul <@Gryph> squirrels don't have souls. <Mouse> sure they do! <@Gryph> in the place where the soul goes, they have only a boundless capacity for evil #662 - September 29 2010 00:18:42. <JulianHess> the scariest was when I had a dream that I was TeXing a problem set <JulianHess> and I woke up <Toba_> oh no <JulianHess> and I was sitting at my desk, TeXing something <Toba_> OH NO <JulianHess> completely different from in the dream <Toba_> the first step is admitting you have a problem <JulianHess> hahahaha #663 - October 13 2010 12:02:37. <Captain> Small girls make your junk look bigger. #664 - October 13 2010 12:02:40. <nago_> why work hard when you can cheat with technology #665 - November 09 2010 22:41:02. <bluehat> whaddya need a computer to do that for? Back in my day when we wanted to find aliens we took a rifle out back and started walking <bluehat> that came out a lot more racist than it was suppose to #666 - November 09 2010 22:41:09. Mr_Brooks> You're seriously gonna pass up the chance to see a serial killer kill a pedophile with a chainsaw? #667 - November 14 2010 22:23:50. <@Gryph> Ernest Hemingway kept cats <@Gryph> they're all polydactyls <@Gryph> his house in florida is basically a home for them now <@Gryph> someday they will rule the world <jmrz> I have no problems with this <@Gryph> they'll conquer us with furry thumbs and sparse prose <Toba> or sparse thumbs and furry prose <@Gryph> ... <@Gryph> probably not <@Gryph> hopefully not <@Gryph> can you imagine if hemingway was a furry? #668 - November 17 2010 19:42:04. <@prixels> squish splurgh <@prixels> meow <@prixels> wait, wtf <@Toba> CAT SEX <@prixels> i have deduced she is playing: jizz on the cat <@prixels> shes pretty bad at it, too <~nago> JIZZ ON THE CAT. #669 - December 06 2010 12:39:40. <@Kyzoku> oh, apparently Palin is calling Wikileaks terrorists <threshar_> Kyzoku: old news! <@Toba_> good thing palin isn't a government official anymore amirite <@Kyzoku> palin 2012! <@jtn> 2012 should be an awesome freakshow <@Kyzoku> although, now that the US has gone black, can we go back? <@jtn> I can conclusively say that it is possible to go back #670 - December 07 2010 12:31:40. <@Kyzoku> The core problem is that people like fighting. <@Kyzoku> Clearly to correct the problem, we need to kill all the people. <@jtn> nuke from orbit, only way to be sure #671 - December 09 2010 15:01:18. <Toba> how many hz is aurynn vibrating at <aurynn> MANY. <aurynn> My oscillations could power the eastern seaboard! Comment: She got a job at Weta #672 - January 13 2011 19:22:24. <Gryph> I would just like to insert a disclaimer here that I am neither a career expert nor a physician #673 - February 04 2011 13:56:52. <bluehat> if you get tanked off hard alcohol you're some college kid <bluehat> if you get tanked off wine you're classy <bluehat> with this new knowledge I have become one of the classiest motherfuckers I know #674 - February 06 2011 19:57:25. <nago> but in the context of college I appreciate more an oppressive reality concerning one's unchanging mediocrity #675 - February 07 2011 11:53:19. <@Gahan> saw a new problem cause in a ticket this weekend <@Gahan> We lost connectivity between our uk and de data centers over the weekend <@Gahan> cause was "Squatters broke a side window and stole the interface cards" |
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