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#651 - August 11 2010 15:38:50.
<@MHD> I think a new phrase is in order - "going airline".  Two beers, and down the escape chute you go!

#652 - September 01 2010 19:33:51.
<GrawSith> GODDAMNIT CS BOT! IT'S A GRENADE, NOT THE ONE RING! THROW IT!

#653 - September 09 2010 22:16:34.
<aurynn> tonight, we're all princesses.
<aurynn> Except Toba.
<Toba> fuck you i am totally a princess.

#654 - September 10 2010 11:57:32.
<%GMP> today is suicide preventionday
<Olmec> it's the last thing you're going to do in your life, would it kill you to do it right?

#655 - September 13 2010 01:29:25.
<Risugami> time to test this in the field. with livestock

#656 - September 13 2010 01:37:08.
<Maquans> I can't sleep, gotta build a new treehouse

#657 - September 17 2010 11:53:03.
<@Gryph> my muffler is loose
<Mouse> context: cars, or fall outerwear?

#658 - September 17 2010 20:29:19.
<@jmrz> guys do I spent $49US on a super pretty tumblr theme?
<j> no
<GrawSith> how pretty is it
<@Toba> jmrz if you really like it that much, yes
<GrawSith> tumblr themes are like hookers: normally you shouldn't, but if it's REALLY pretty...

#659 - September 17 2010 20:55:41.
<mish> it doesn't count as a separate awkward silence if the first one never ended

#660 - September 17 2010 21:12:10.
<bluehat> the main point of this to be like "yeah, last week I won the facebook dev contest, and this week I won jello wrestling"

#661 - September 19 2010 20:18:21.
<Holst_> be plunderin' souls today!
<@Gryph> what? the devil's own instrument!
<Holst_> aye! got me a fresh squirrel soul.
<@Gryph> but you couldn't have captured his soul
<@Gryph> squirrels don't have souls.
<Mouse> sure they do!
<@Gryph> in the place where the soul goes, they have only a boundless capacity for evil

#662 - September 29 2010 00:18:42.
<JulianHess> the scariest was when I had a dream that I was TeXing a problem set
<JulianHess> and I woke up
<Toba_> oh no
<JulianHess> and I was sitting at my desk, TeXing something
<Toba_> OH NO
<JulianHess> completely different from in the dream
<Toba_> the first step is admitting you have a problem
<JulianHess> hahahaha

#663 - October 13 2010 12:02:37.
<Captain> Small girls make your junk look bigger.

#664 - October 13 2010 12:02:40.
<nago_> why work hard when you can cheat with technology

#665 - November 09 2010 22:41:02.
<bluehat> whaddya need a computer to do that for? Back in my day when we wanted to find aliens we took a rifle out back and started walking
<bluehat> that came out a lot more racist than it was suppose to

#666 - November 09 2010 22:41:09.
Mr_Brooks> You're seriously gonna pass up the chance to see a serial killer kill a pedophile with a chainsaw?

#667 - November 14 2010 22:23:50.
<@Gryph> Ernest Hemingway kept cats
<@Gryph> they're all polydactyls
<@Gryph> his house in florida is basically a home for them now
<@Gryph> someday they will rule the world
<jmrz> I have no problems with this
<@Gryph> they'll conquer us with furry thumbs and sparse prose
<Toba> or sparse thumbs and furry prose
<@Gryph> ...
<@Gryph> probably not
<@Gryph> hopefully not
<@Gryph> can you imagine if hemingway was a furry?

#668 - November 17 2010 19:42:04.
<@prixels> squish splurgh
<@prixels> meow
<@prixels> wait, wtf
<@Toba> CAT SEX
<@prixels> i have deduced she is playing: jizz on the cat
<@prixels> shes pretty bad at it, too
<~nago> JIZZ ON THE CAT.

#669 - December 06 2010 12:39:40.
<@Kyzoku> oh, apparently Palin is calling Wikileaks terrorists
<threshar_> Kyzoku: old news!
<@Toba_> good thing palin isn't a government official anymore amirite
<@Kyzoku> palin 2012!
<@jtn> 2012 should be an awesome freakshow
<@Kyzoku> although, now that the US has gone black, can we go back?
<@jtn> I can conclusively say that it is possible to go back

#670 - December 07 2010 12:31:40.
<@Kyzoku> The core problem is that people like fighting.
<@Kyzoku> Clearly to correct the problem, we need to kill all the people.
<@jtn> nuke from orbit, only way to be sure

#671 - December 09 2010 15:01:18.
<Toba> how many hz is aurynn vibrating at
<aurynn> MANY.
<aurynn> My oscillations could power the eastern seaboard!
Comment: She got a job at Weta

#672 - January 13 2011 19:22:24.
<Gryph> I would just like to insert a disclaimer here that I am neither a career expert nor a physician

#673 - February 04 2011 13:56:52.
<bluehat> if you get tanked off hard alcohol you're some college kid
<bluehat> if you get tanked off wine you're classy
<bluehat> with this new knowledge I have become one of the classiest motherfuckers I know

#674 - February 06 2011 19:57:25.
<nago> but in the context of college I appreciate more an oppressive reality concerning one's unchanging mediocrity

#675 - February 07 2011 11:53:19.
<@Gahan> saw a new problem cause in a ticket this weekend
<@Gahan> We lost connectivity between our uk and de data centers over the weekend
<@Gahan> cause was "Squatters broke a side window and stole the interface cards"

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