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Pages: <bluehat> I think that was the morning I woke up a little hung over dressed in black covered in tar half in a server rack on a van seat to Jack wtfing #627 - February 13 2010 21:13:23. <TrailMix> fun activity: open a random page in the DSM-IV and see if the behavior described in it sounds like someone you know #628 - February 28 2010 21:11:16. <andrewjb> call me mary again and I will castrate you without a second thought <jshufro> then i have nothing to say to you. <andrewjb> k <tedivm> i think castration is a little extreme <tedivm> especially coming from someone named mary <andrewjb> castration is hardly-- goddammit #629 - March 06 2010 23:39:50. <BlaqkMage> you know, after careful consideration, I can finally say that my favourite sexual position is inside a lady #630 - March 06 2010 23:40:20. <Kyzoku> clearly you haven't met the redneck rabbi <jtn> does he live in the hills? <Toba__> does he do it for thrills? <jtn> does it give you the chills? <Toba__> how's he pay the bills? <Kyzoku> he breaths though his gills <jtn> perhaps he pays in shills <Toba__> better write all your wills <Kyzoku> I think I've had my fill <jtn> yes, this discussion is much like swill. #631 - March 06 2010 23:40:23. <Arc> given the choice between dragons and gnomes, most sensible people would choose the gnomes #632 - March 13 2010 22:33:25. <DaPrivateer> what is the ret x86 instruction <DaPrivateer> nvm #633 - March 13 2010 22:33:39. <compguy> !haiku <nago> SO THEN I SUCKED SOME MORE DICKS. (IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!!!) <Upth> Haiku Novicework: suck a dick a dick / This pizza needs more sausage / crazy delicious #634 - March 13 2010 22:33:45. <HoopyCat> back during the margarine prohibition, we used to take our bread to the spreadeasy... they had a dairy shelf that'd tilt backwards to hide the margarine if the cops raided the place #635 - March 25 2010 20:40:35. <threshar> Edgar data for 1073876 <threshar> Name: VISUAL BIBLE INTERNATIONAL INC CIK#: 0001073876 <threshar> Formerly: AMERICAN URANIUM INC (filings through 2000-08-16) #636 - March 25 2010 20:40:51. <@kastein> step 1 dunk into orange pail of old gasoline and scrub like your life depends on it <@kastein> step 2 hold above orange pail and hose off with brake cleaner <@kastein> step 3 drink beer <@kastein> the great part is, it doesn't stink up the apartment because the brake cleaner washes the gas off <infralite> great! <ba> if the fate of our civilization rests upon the findings of this group, then i say it is definitely doomed <@kastein> but at least it won't smell like gas #637 - March 28 2010 21:51:06. <cristipengraffe> csi:NY is to naked lady sushi what csi:vegas is to furries #638 - March 29 2010 21:26:10. <brenna> they'll be a hole <brenna> umm i don't discriminate <brenna> color? <brenna> doesn't matter <brenna> trans? <brenna> don't care #639 - April 09 2010 18:13:09. <nitrofenix> i'm pretty sure 'chatroulette' is latin for 'drop trousers, show dick' <TrailMix> heh <nitrofenix> though i was trolling CR the other night <nitrofenix> i saw two fat people having sex! <Unosuke> eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww <nitrofenix> it looked like a couple of lavalamps mating #640 - April 09 2010 18:14:34. < bluehat> I think we should fit "verily" in more pop songs <!Toba> shake it baby forsooth < bluehat> in a manner similar to that of a polaroid picture #641 - April 20 2010 18:58:24. <@devin> A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you"? #642 - April 25 2010 21:34:17. <Gryph> oh mike holmes. talk grout to me #643 - June 09 2010 11:45:23. * Alucard (Hellsing@staff.wpiirc.net) has joined #nr * Registrar sets mode +a #nr Alucard * Registrar gives channel operator status to Alucard <Alucard> Yes I'm alive <Alucard> No I'm not ok <Alucard> No I don't want attention * Alucard has quit (Client exited) <TrailMix> ... <Toba> what he means is he's dead, is ok, and wants attention <Toba> that was a haunting #644 - June 09 2010 11:46:10. <Patches> my grandmother <Patches> goes out of her way <Patches> to get me drunk <Patches> when i cook her dinner <TrailMix> Burma Shave #645 - July 12 2010 01:24:53. <Holst> You see, having a 'fuck' suggests that you took your partner and did something horribly dirty, loud, obnoxious and probably scared the neighbors kids! <TrailMix> you say that like it's a bad thing #646 - July 12 2010 01:24:56. <@compguy> i don't deny it, it just isn't true! #647 - July 14 2010 21:51:25. <@Heather> I HATE DESKTOP SUPPORT <Samari> why are all my icons gone <@Heather> SHUT UP #648 - July 19 2010 00:15:45. < Toba> speaking of boats, I sort of want to live in a container house. < Holst_> huh? why? <@Gryph> ... <@Gryph> I've always wanted to live on a houseboat like macguyver < Toba> they are just so cool! <@Gryph> actually <@Gryph> I wanted to live on ahouseboat WITH macguyver <@Gryph> *dreamy sigh* #649 - July 30 2010 12:39:25. <@Kyzoku> W <@Kyzoku> T <@Kyzoku> F <@Kyzoku> Facebook recommends that I like Sarah Palin <@Kyzoku> Recommended Pages: Sarah Palin, Linkin Park <@Kyzoku> oh fuck <@Kyzoku> I clicked the X for Sarah Palin and it was replaced by Fox News Comment: #978 #650 - August 11 2010 15:38:46. <aurynn> if I had a penis, I'd rub it on this monitor. No eyestrain at the end of a long day! <aurynn> huzzah! |
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