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#626 - January 27 2010 19:44:58.
<bluehat> I think that was the morning I woke up a little hung over dressed in black covered in tar half in a server rack on a van seat to Jack wtfing

#627 - February 13 2010 21:13:23.
<TrailMix> fun activity: open a random page in the DSM-IV and see if the behavior described in it sounds like someone you know

#628 - February 28 2010 21:11:16.
<andrewjb> call me mary again and I will castrate you without a second thought
<jshufro> then i have nothing to say to you.
<andrewjb> k
<tedivm> i think castration is a little extreme
<tedivm> especially coming from someone named mary
<andrewjb> castration is hardly-- goddammit

#629 - March 06 2010 23:39:50.
<BlaqkMage> you know, after careful consideration, I can finally say that my favourite sexual position is inside a lady

#630 - March 06 2010 23:40:20.
<Kyzoku> clearly you haven't met the redneck rabbi
<jtn> does he live in the hills?
<Toba__> does he do it for thrills?
<jtn> does it give you the chills?
<Toba__> how's he pay the bills?
<Kyzoku> he breaths though his gills
<jtn> perhaps he pays in shills
<Toba__> better write all your wills
<Kyzoku> I think I've had my fill
<jtn> yes, this discussion is much like swill.

#631 - March 06 2010 23:40:23.
<Arc> given the choice between dragons and gnomes, most sensible people would choose the gnomes

#632 - March 13 2010 22:33:25.
<DaPrivateer> what is the ret x86 instruction
<DaPrivateer> nvm

#633 - March 13 2010 22:33:39.
<compguy> !haiku
<nago> SO THEN I SUCKED SOME MORE DICKS. (IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!!!)
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: suck a dick a dick / This pizza needs more sausage / crazy delicious

#634 - March 13 2010 22:33:45.
<HoopyCat> back during the margarine prohibition, we used to take our bread to the spreadeasy... they had a dairy shelf that'd tilt backwards to hide the margarine if the cops raided the place

#635 - March 25 2010 20:40:35.
<threshar> Edgar data for 1073876
<threshar> Name: VISUAL BIBLE INTERNATIONAL INC CIK#: 0001073876
<threshar> Formerly: AMERICAN URANIUM INC (filings through 2000-08-16)

#636 - March 25 2010 20:40:51.
<@kastein> step 1 dunk into orange pail of old gasoline and scrub like your life depends on it
<@kastein> step 2 hold above orange pail and hose off with brake cleaner
<@kastein> step 3 drink beer
<@kastein> the great part is, it doesn't stink up the apartment because the brake cleaner washes the gas off
<infralite> great!
<ba> if the fate of our civilization rests upon the findings of this group, then i say it is definitely doomed
<@kastein> but at least it won't smell like gas

#637 - March 28 2010 21:51:06.
<cristipengraffe> csi:NY is to naked lady sushi what csi:vegas is to furries

#638 - March 29 2010 21:26:10.
<brenna> they'll be a hole
<brenna> umm i don't discriminate
<brenna> color?
<brenna> doesn't matter
<brenna> trans?
<brenna> don't care

#639 - April 09 2010 18:13:09.
<nitrofenix> i'm pretty sure 'chatroulette' is latin for 'drop trousers, show dick'
<TrailMix> heh
<nitrofenix> though i was trolling CR the other night
<nitrofenix> i saw two fat people having sex!
<Unosuke> eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
<nitrofenix> it looked like a couple of lavalamps mating

#640 - April 09 2010 18:14:34.
< bluehat> I think we should fit "verily" in more pop songs
<!Toba> shake it baby forsooth
< bluehat> in a manner similar to that of a polaroid picture

#641 - April 20 2010 18:58:24.
<@devin> A SQL query walks into a bar.  He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you"?

#642 - April 25 2010 21:34:17.
<Gryph> oh mike holmes. talk grout to me

#643 - June 09 2010 11:45:23.
* Alucard (Hellsing@staff.wpiirc.net) has joined #nr
* Registrar sets mode +a #nr Alucard
* Registrar gives channel operator status to Alucard
<Alucard> Yes I'm alive
<Alucard> No I'm not ok
<Alucard> No I don't want attention
* Alucard has quit (Client exited)
<TrailMix> ...
<Toba> what he means is he's dead, is ok, and wants attention
<Toba> that was a haunting

#644 - June 09 2010 11:46:10.
<Patches> my grandmother
<Patches> goes out of her way
<Patches> to get me drunk
<Patches> when i cook her dinner
<TrailMix> Burma Shave

#645 - July 12 2010 01:24:53.
<Holst> You see, having a 'fuck' suggests that you took your partner and did something horribly dirty, loud, obnoxious and probably scared the neighbors kids!
<TrailMix> you say that like it's a bad thing

#646 - July 12 2010 01:24:56.
<@compguy> i don't deny it, it just isn't true!

#647 - July 14 2010 21:51:25.
<@Heather> I HATE DESKTOP SUPPORT
<Samari> why are all my icons gone
<@Heather> SHUT UP

#648 - July 19 2010 00:15:45.
< Toba> speaking of boats, I sort of want to live in a container house.
< Holst_> huh? why?
<@Gryph> ...
<@Gryph> I've always wanted to live on a houseboat like macguyver
< Toba> they are just so cool!
<@Gryph> actually
<@Gryph> I wanted to live on ahouseboat WITH macguyver
<@Gryph> *dreamy sigh*

#649 - July 30 2010 12:39:25.
<@Kyzoku> W
<@Kyzoku> T
<@Kyzoku> F
<@Kyzoku> Facebook recommends that I like Sarah Palin
<@Kyzoku> Recommended Pages: Sarah Palin, Linkin Park
<@Kyzoku> oh fuck
<@Kyzoku> I clicked the X for Sarah Palin and it was replaced by Fox News
Comment: #978

#650 - August 11 2010 15:38:46.
<aurynn> if I had a penis, I'd rub it on this monitor. No eyestrain at the end of a long day!
<aurynn> huzzah!

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