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#551 - January 29 2008 19:41:35.
<cwj> Hey guys I got a new joke
<cwj> Why is 6 afraid of 7
<cwj> Because 7 has a gun.
<Hwin> because seven eight nine.
<surya> because seven was a convicted serial rapist
<@Gryph> because seven always told terrible jokes
Comment: #qc

#552 - February 22 2008 01:09:41.
<tiger86> Well it is open source isn't it john why dont you edit lynx so it can show pictures?
Comment: #daniweb

#553 - March 04 2008 14:38:12.
<@Lem> http://www.statistics.gov.uk/STATBASE/xsdataset.asp?vlnk=5686&More=Y
<@Lem> I am annoyed that I cannot specify "tea cosy"
<@Lem> damn coroners.

#554 - March 05 2008 23:34:47.
* __wench has joined the channel
<__wench> hay guys. ASL?
<@Toba_> 13 / f / your basement
<@Erik> 61/tranny/a shrub outside your window
<@Lem> eternal/indeterminate/at the bottom of the sea
<TrailMix> 35/m/IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!

#555 - March 05 2008 23:34:51.
<&Paul> using NAT to keep from getting hacked is like going to jail to keep from getting mugged

#556 - March 05 2008 23:34:56.
<|RM750> i feel like im getting gang raped here
<saiyr> that's what you get for saying you're a hot chick
Comment: dc hub

#557 - March 05 2008 23:35:00.
<scyther> i think girls and scroll lock are pretty similar
<scyther> you're so curious about them
<scyther> and you can never figure them out

#558 - March 05 2008 23:35:07.
<|strawberry> I'm in the mood for chinese
<|strawberry> dammit
<|PrideOfCaladan> starwberry
<|PrideOfCaladan> i fit ur description, but rnt u in a relationship?

#559 - March 10 2008 01:47:47.
<RizBow> why do girls get all the soft panty material and we get sandpaper

#560 - March 10 2008 01:47:50.
<RizBow> im an fuck you in the ass, with MY ass

#561 - March 10 2008 01:47:54.
<RizBow> i don't take acid, people take me

#562 - March 16 2008 15:42:03.
<maiden> the wife is going to acupuncture to help us get pregnant...$65 a week
<knightmare> I'd think if she needed little pricks to get pregnant you would've gotten the job done months ago

#563 - March 16 2008 15:42:08.
Amul Muzz: Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr: That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard

#564 - March 23 2008 18:48:31.
<rcaron> yes, i can go from the earth to the moon and back successfully in the simulator
<rcaron> but i can't drive
Comment: #nr

#565 - March 26 2008 10:45:45.
<Lem> I hate you in a way that is totally incompatible with text.

#566 - April 09 2010 18:22:31.
<sung_> jackc-: you should get to know a guy named kastein
<jackc-> dude, i live with him
<sung_> holy shit
<sung_> fucking ultranerds

#567 - August 24 2008 20:10:51.
<Graw> BUBBLEWRAP IS THE SCOURGE OF THE COMMON MAN

#568 - August 24 2008 20:09:23.
* Hana eats TrailMix
<TrailMix> NUUU DON'T EAT ME
<TrailMix> I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
<Toba> why am I always the other woman?
* Toba stomps off
Comment: #qc

#569 - August 24 2008 20:54:31.
<Uno> i wonder if a gay guy has made a dildo out of a mold of his own dick so he can fuck himself

#570 - September 18 2008 18:11:58.
<&hw> Grand Total:  $151.36
<Lumox> for 1000 gigabytes.
<Lumox> badass.
<@Toba> *that's* what i could waste my extra money on
<Lumox> ever thought about....prosititutes?
<@Toba> RAIDS > AIDS
Comment: #trimethylxanthine

#571 - October 01 2008 22:21:49.
<TrailMix> I just want Bristol Palin to, right before the election, give birth to a healthy black baby

#572 - October 02 2008 23:03:34.
<rolloffle> anyone who says technology doesn't have a dehumanising effect should consider the fact that grouphug.us has a fucking RSS FEED.
<rolloffle> human misery delivered straight to your newsreader!

#573 - October 26 2008 21:48:02.
<Hwin> astroglide warns "Mop up any spills IMMEDIATELY. Lube is extremely slippery and can case serious damage in a  fall"
<Hwin> and I'm like "dude I want a lube slip'n'slide :("

#574 - December 29 2008 23:41:32.
<Unosuke> wanna go to new york so we can go to Barney's and fart in the suits?

#575 - January 11 2009 21:11:00.
<Gryph> tina fey needs to be VERY careful bending over
<Voodoo`> it sounds like i need to be watching the golden globes

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