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Pages: <@Nago> sometimes I think 4chan is the new sodom and gamorrah but sometimes I also think that wikipedia attempts to compete for that position Comment: #trimethylxanthine #527 - November 11 2007 11:33:48. [13:07] <Gryph> so I asked him why he got arrested [13:08] <Gryph> and he says he got stopped for running a stopsign and when the cop walked up to the car the cop asked if he knew why he'd been stopped and he said "I guess y'all need some money, don't you" [13:08] <Gryph> and so then the cop told him to step out of the vehicle [13:08] <Gryph> and he did [13:08] <Gryph> and then he didn'thave his proof of insurance [13:08] <Gryph> and THEN when the cop was writing him up for that he smarted off again, calling him stupid! [13:09] <Gryph> so then he spent nine hours in jail Comment: Hee #528 - November 20 2007 13:04:55. <@Toba> "Overall, almost half of respondents said they felt uncomfortable walking next to an HIV-infected person, 52 percent did not want to live in the same house, and 79 percent did not want to date someone harboring the virus." <@Toba> this means that 21% of people will date someone knowing they have the hiv <@Devo> Those 21% could have HIV themselves. <@Toba> you have somehow managed to make this statistic worse. thank you. Comment: #trimethylxanthine #529 - November 21 2007 15:23:35. <@|silicon> This is more intense then that time I forgot how to sit down Comment: #geekissues #530 - November 21 2007 15:23:39. <cwj> guys <cwj> my akita will be daily puppy on the 8th <Lem> the hedgehog has no agenda <Lem> the sparrow flies by night <Lem> ...I'm sorry, are we not using spy-speak? <Gryph> lol <Lem> the book that that sex is kept in rises in the east on the seventh day of june. <Lem> my lunderhosen has sprung a leak, I require a respected tailor in march. <Lem> this is starting to sound like my attempts at speaking spanish. <Gryph> hmmm. <Gryph> There are tourists to see the giant head. <Gryph> Please note: That is not spy talk. that is for reals <Gryph> life is weird <Gryph> awesome <Gryph> but totally weird Comment: #qc #531 - November 30 2007 10:53:18. <@kastein> 11/20/2007 Redlight Review Completed <@kastein> 11/20/2007 Payment Confirmed <@kastein> thanks FCC, for making it sound like I paid a hooker Comment: #nr #532 - December 05 2007 11:50:50. <@isuka> Toba, I'm having a discussion with your brother <@isuka> because he rejected a bash submission <@isuka> and came to the channel that the quote happened in <@isuka> it's very stalkeresque, but hilarious all the same <@ginman> wow, irc is such a small world <@isuka> hahahaha no fucking shit, right? <@isuka> it's pretty fucked up <@ginman> fun fact: he is also my roommate Comment: #trimethylxanthine #533 - December 05 2007 11:51:45. <Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg". <Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss. <Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting. #534 - December 13 2007 23:31:33. <sarehu> Ask your doctor if Haskell is right for you. Side effects may include: NOTHING. Comment: #daniweb #535 - December 17 2007 11:25:51. <+Thornhill> can anyone recommend a good yodelling album? #536 - December 19 2007 00:33:58. <@W1KAS> I believe this is the intro to a one-play act I call "Zone Labs screwd me like a sweatpants-clad whore" Comment: #nr #537 - December 19 2007 00:34:01. <komies> wtf just happened? <komies> when you interrupt my fap with ban notices, i am sad panda. <Hwin> tmi <@Toba> my work here is done Comment: #qc #538 - December 20 2007 16:30:16. <Lem> "make me a sammich" <Lem> "i have pooped" <Lem> "waaaa. boobie" <heather> .... <Gryph> hee <Gryph> are we talking about what babies think about, or boys? #539 - December 20 2007 21:41:23. <@Lem> you see what they've done? they've mixed the labels up. <@Lem> honestly. you can't get the staff these days. <@Lem> I'd attempt to fix it, but I can't find the GIMPs "destroy Paris Hilton" brush in this version. <@Lem> I hear it's right next to "Make cats look like Hitler" but I'm damned if I can find it. Dashed inconsiderate of them to move them all around. #540 - December 22 2007 05:46:38. <JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant <madbox> orly? <Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess #541 - December 31 2007 15:12:17. <W1KAS> "the internet is not a series of tubes, it is an air traffic control system" <Jack> good lord i hope not <jts> the sky needs bigger pipes, or something <W1KAS> crashing packets into the world trade center is not allowed #542 - December 31 2007 15:12:24. <7ruth> Oh my god! I'll be right back, parents are making me barbeque. <Sentral1> Im pretty sure that was a literal version of 'omgbrbbbq' #543 - January 06 2008 22:35:39. <Toba_> assy mcgee, that character is funny <Toba_> although the only reason I have heard of him is the fact you worked on him <meredith> he's gonna make a big splash <meredith> *this summer* <Toba_> *in your toilet* #544 - January 06 2008 22:36:30. <BlaqkMage> my wang and I have a special relationship. He behaves, and I give him a stroke and a pat on the head every now and then #545 - January 07 2008 01:21:22. <Tigrael> like the time croy took jack's pants and spanked him with a CS book? Comment: #nr #546 - January 08 2008 23:13:48. <@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH" <@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood <@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place Comment: #trimethylxanthine #547 - January 09 2008 02:44:12. <Telefonmann> Recently at the zoo in arktisabteilung my daughter said "look papa - there are linux!" :D #548 - January 10 2008 00:25:54. WhiteFire: Oryhara, do you have a penis? Oryhara: I've had it for 11 months now and I'm still NOT BORED with it! WhiteFire: ... HollyWoozl: haha HollyWoozl: TIMING Steelix: Hehe. AWESOME timing. HollyWoozl: I love it HollyWoozl: with a passion #549 - January 14 2008 23:38:42. <lanan> why'd you get banned <RizBow> i was investigating the advantage of using 3 midgets instead of 1 normal person to swim in and beat up 20,000 eggs #550 - January 18 2008 01:14:31. <elektrotechnik> MY LOVE INTEREST <!Toba> IS 4.05% APR <r4v3n> lol <elektrotechnik> you suck Comment: #nr |
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