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Pages: <!rowsdower> and make it look liek i was laying eggs <@Toba|BSD> they would break <!rowsdower> not if they're hard boiled <!rowsdower> they might chip a little though <!rowsdower> that sounds unpleasant <@Toba|BSD> yeah it does <ginman> you might birth a chicken <!rowsdower> i'm goign to go ahead and not ever think about this again <!rowsdower> the last thing i would ever want is a live chicken in my cooch Comment: #wpi #502 - August 06 2007 23:45:48. <@Jmax> i'm pretending to be christian to get a job #503 - August 06 2007 23:46:38. <@cristi> and then I met his lovely wife <@cristi> and she is quite nice <@cristi> but how do you say "uh, yes, you are wonderful but your husband tried to cheat on you with ME" #504 - August 17 2007 11:15:56. <Unosuke> dude! i want a daycare service run by pirates! <Unosuke> totally send my kids to that <TrailMix> gotta be better than one run by ninjas <TrailMix> actually, I've heard that pirates used to keep little boys aboard for sex, because they wouldn't get pregnant and could grow up to be new pirates <TrailMix> so if your kid's male, tell him to watch his cornhole #505 - August 17 2007 11:15:59. <@Jossy> i called a dvd porno line, ordered Cumshots Deluxe II and then asked, just for fun, "if i havent seen cumshots deluxe I, will i still be able to follow the story line of cumshots deluxe II?" and the guy is like: "wait ill go ask my manager". #506 - August 17 2007 19:45:23. * steve feels a resolve well up inside him <steve> ...I AM GOING TO PREPARE BEANS. #507 - August 17 2007 22:02:35. <@jtwenting> female light moves at the same speed as male light actually. it just takes longer to pack Comment: #daniweb #508 - August 18 2007 21:59:45. <TrailMix> dongzlol? <BlackMage> ask not for whom the dongs lol, for they lol for thee #509 - August 23 2007 14:56:33. <@kastein> AndrewJB: it's not the size of the antenna, it's the values of mu and epsilon involved <@kastein> and I assure you mine are superior Comment: #nr #510 - September 03 2007 19:20:37. ALGORYTHM: my vps is genius, i can't ping it or access it but it's sending me emails saying email is down #511 - September 05 2007 23:03:50. <@Toba> someone send me an emergency time machine <@Toba> my pathological ability to procrastinate in the face of obvious need to do work is going to kill me <ginman> Toba: we can build it tomorrow, and send it back to now <@Toba> well if that's true <@Toba> why isn't it here yet <ginman> we procrastinated tomorrow Comment: #trimethylxanthine #512 - September 18 2007 00:30:51. <Mr_Giraffe> okay so i'm making an algae bioreactor for a project <Toba> that sounds like my shower <Mr_Giraffe> Toba_, that's horrifying <Mr_Giraffe> pix <Toba> your mom is in them <Toba> is that ok <Mr_Giraffe> that's why i want them Comment: #trimethylxanthine #513 - September 18 2007 18:11:59. <Geologist[afkr]> knock knock <thebigmike1983[FARK]> who's there? <Geologist[afkr]> 9/11 <thebigmike1983[FARK]> 9/11 who? <Geologist[afkr]> YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET! #514 - September 18 2007 20:45:08. <!Toba> ZERO TO BOOT ON HED IN 3.8 WHORES/PARSEC Comment: #NR #515 - September 21 2007 07:19:44. sarah synonymous: i was a legolas fangirl before it was cool to be one sarah synonymous: back when there was ONE orlando fansite on the internet sarah synonymous: i am old-school. #516 - September 21 2007 07:19:51. nih0ngo: well didn't you ever catch them and put them in a jar? thats what you do to things you like xkcd: is that why you have all those jars full of anal sex in your room? nih0ngo: no, that was for Y2K #517 - September 21 2007 12:14:17. < khmer_at_work> woke up this mornin < khmer_at_work> won't believe what i saw < khmer_at_work> hundred million emails < khmer_at_work> phone yanked off the waaaaaa-all < khmer_at_work> seems the system crashed over the night < khmer_at_work> hundred million client calls < khmer_at_work> spoiling for a fiiii-iiiight < khmer_at_work> i'll file a bug report to IT < khmer_at_work> i'll file a bug report to IT < khmer_at_work> i hope that someone gets my < khmer_at_work> i hope that someone gets my < khmer_at_work> i hope that someone gets my < khmer_at_work> TWENTIETH SUPPOOOORT CALL < khmer_at_work> SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT < khmer_at_work> SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT < khmer_at_work> I'M SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT #518 - September 21 2007 12:14:20. xkcd: a clinton/edwards TICKET. imagine. xkcd: *just thinks about it* sarah: *sighs happily* sarah: wait, i wasn't thinking about a ticket, per se. #519 - September 30 2007 19:21:27. <mish> i was a hardcore asian gangster back in like 7th grade Comment: #qc #520 - October 09 2007 07:36:27. <Emess> ...I need a bustier wench, and less tentacles <@Toba> I haven't checked everywhere hwin <@Toba> you might for all I know D: <Hwin> you do not need to check my vagina for tentacles <Emess> Hwin: what about teeth? <mish> ...teeth tentacles? <mish> or vagina teeth? Comment: #qc #521 - October 09 2007 07:49:53. <Toba> "Over a 60-day period, the researchers collected data from 5300 lap dances." <Toba> http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2007/1005/2 <TrailMix> hahaha <TrailMix> I'll bet they did <r4v3n> is it bad that I know exactly when that happens? <Toba> it means that you have ESP <TrailMix> when what, women are menstruating? <r4v3n> EVP <r4v3n> yep... <TrailMix> extra-vaginal perception... <TrailMix> hot #522 - October 12 2007 08:34:14. <Sheppard`> Anyone know a good socks wrapper class? <capisce> shoes #523 - October 12 2007 08:34:17. <Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's. <Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is #524 - October 16 2007 23:23:45. <!Jack> DICK BLOOD <Giraffe> FUCKING DICK BLOOD OF BLOOD FUCKING FARMS <!Jack> HE'LL FUCKING SELL YOU SOME SPINES <Giraffe> FUCKING RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND SELL IT FOR MORE SPINES <Ginmang_> DICK FUCKIN BLOOD <!Toba_> ...dick blood?! <cypher> DICK BLOOD!!! <!Toba_> NO! <Giraffe> HIVE MIND <!Toba_> HIVE DICK <!Toba_> MIND BLOOD <Giraffe> DICK HIVE Comment: #nr #525 - October 22 2007 19:29:23. <@Toba> what is at a high elevation, prostitutes? <Delirium> lol wut <@Toba> the proper response is 'a neglible number of items, canine' <procto> Toba: greetings singular possessive of a male specimen <@Toba> what is the status of the gravitationally tensioned items, male blood relative? <procto> Toba: to the left. 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