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#501 - August 06 2007 19:36:20.
<!rowsdower> and make it look liek i was laying eggs
<@Toba|BSD> they would break
<!rowsdower> not if they're hard boiled
<!rowsdower> they might chip a little though
<!rowsdower> that sounds unpleasant
<@Toba|BSD> yeah it does
<ginman> you might birth a chicken
<!rowsdower> i'm goign to go ahead and not ever think about this again
<!rowsdower> the last thing i would ever want is a live chicken in my cooch
Comment: #wpi

#502 - August 06 2007 23:45:48.
<@Jmax> i'm pretending to be christian to get a job

#503 - August 06 2007 23:46:38.
<@cristi> and then I met his lovely wife
<@cristi> and she is quite nice
<@cristi> but how do you say "uh, yes, you are wonderful but your husband tried to cheat on you with ME"

#504 - August 17 2007 11:15:56.
<Unosuke> dude! i want a daycare service run by pirates!
<Unosuke> totally send my kids to that
<TrailMix> gotta be better than one run by ninjas
<TrailMix> actually, I've heard that pirates used to keep little boys aboard for sex, because they wouldn't get pregnant and could grow up to be new pirates
<TrailMix> so if your kid's male, tell him to watch his cornhole

#505 - August 17 2007 11:15:59.
<@Jossy> i called a dvd porno line, ordered Cumshots Deluxe II and then asked, just for fun, "if i havent seen cumshots deluxe I, will i still be able to follow the story line of cumshots deluxe II?" and the guy is like: "wait ill go ask my manager".

#506 - August 17 2007 19:45:23.
* steve feels a resolve well up inside him
<steve> ...I AM GOING TO PREPARE BEANS.

#507 - August 17 2007 22:02:35.
<@jtwenting> female light moves at the same speed as male light actually. it just takes longer to pack
Comment: #daniweb

#508 - August 18 2007 21:59:45.
<TrailMix> dongzlol?
<BlackMage> ask not for whom the dongs lol, for they lol for thee

#509 - August 23 2007 14:56:33.
<@kastein> AndrewJB: it's not the size of the antenna, it's the values of mu and epsilon involved
<@kastein> and I assure you mine are superior
Comment: #nr

#510 - September 03 2007 19:20:37.
ALGORYTHM: my vps is genius, i can't ping it or access it but it's sending me emails saying email is down

#511 - September 05 2007 23:03:50.
<@Toba> someone send me an emergency time machine
<@Toba> my pathological ability to procrastinate in the face of obvious need to do work is going to kill me
<ginman> Toba: we can build it tomorrow, and send it back to now
<@Toba> well if that's true
<@Toba> why isn't it here yet
<ginman> we procrastinated tomorrow
Comment: #trimethylxanthine

#512 - September 18 2007 00:30:51.
<Mr_Giraffe> okay so i'm making an algae bioreactor for a project
<Toba> that sounds like my shower
<Mr_Giraffe> Toba_, that's horrifying
<Mr_Giraffe> pix
<Toba> your mom is in them
<Toba> is that ok
<Mr_Giraffe> that's why i want them
Comment: #trimethylxanthine

#513 - September 18 2007 18:11:59.
<Geologist[afkr]> knock knock
<thebigmike1983[FARK]> who's there?
<Geologist[afkr]> 9/11
<thebigmike1983[FARK]> 9/11 who?
<Geologist[afkr]> YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

#514 - September 18 2007 20:45:08.
<!Toba> ZERO TO BOOT ON HED IN 3.8 WHORES/PARSEC
Comment: #NR

#515 - September 21 2007 07:19:44.
sarah synonymous: i was a legolas fangirl before it was cool to be one
sarah synonymous: back when there was ONE orlando fansite on the internet
sarah synonymous: i am old-school.

#516 - September 21 2007 07:19:51.
nih0ngo: well didn't you ever catch them and put them in a jar? thats what you do to things you like
xkcd: is that why you have all those jars full of anal sex in your room?
nih0ngo: no, that was for Y2K

#517 - September 21 2007 12:14:17.
< khmer_at_work> woke up this mornin
< khmer_at_work> won't believe what i saw
< khmer_at_work> hundred million emails
< khmer_at_work> phone yanked off the waaaaaa-all
< khmer_at_work> seems the system crashed over the night
< khmer_at_work> hundred million client calls
< khmer_at_work> spoiling for a fiiii-iiiight
< khmer_at_work> i'll file a bug report to IT
< khmer_at_work> i'll file a bug report to IT
< khmer_at_work> i hope that someone gets my
< khmer_at_work> i hope that someone gets my
< khmer_at_work> i hope that someone gets my
< khmer_at_work> TWENTIETH SUPPOOOORT CALL
< khmer_at_work> SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT
< khmer_at_work> SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT
< khmer_at_work> I'M SEN-DIN-OUT-A-BUG-RE-PORT

#518 - September 21 2007 12:14:20.
xkcd: a clinton/edwards TICKET. imagine.
xkcd: *just thinks about it*
sarah: *sighs happily*
sarah: wait, i wasn't thinking about a ticket, per se.

#519 - September 30 2007 19:21:27.
<mish> i was a hardcore asian gangster back in like 7th grade
Comment: #qc

#520 - October 09 2007 07:36:27.
<Emess> ...I need a bustier wench, and less tentacles
<@Toba> I haven't checked everywhere hwin
<@Toba> you might for all I know D:
<Hwin> you do not need to check my vagina for tentacles
<Emess> Hwin: what about teeth?
<mish> ...teeth tentacles?
<mish> or vagina teeth?
Comment: #qc

#521 - October 09 2007 07:49:53.
<Toba> "Over a 60-day period, the researchers collected data from 5300 lap dances."
<Toba> http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2007/1005/2
<TrailMix> hahaha
<TrailMix> I'll bet they did
<r4v3n> is it bad that I know exactly when that happens?
<Toba> it means that you have ESP
<TrailMix> when what, women are menstruating?
<r4v3n> EVP
<r4v3n> yep...
<TrailMix> extra-vaginal perception...
<TrailMix> hot

#522 - October 12 2007 08:34:14.
<Sheppard`> Anyone know a good socks wrapper class?
<capisce> shoes

#523 - October 12 2007 08:34:17.
<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is

#524 - October 16 2007 23:23:45.
<!Jack> DICK BLOOD
<Giraffe> FUCKING DICK BLOOD OF BLOOD FUCKING FARMS
<!Jack> HE'LL FUCKING SELL YOU SOME SPINES
<Giraffe> FUCKING RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND SELL IT FOR MORE SPINES
<Ginmang_> DICK FUCKIN BLOOD
<!Toba_> ...dick blood?!
<cypher> DICK BLOOD!!!
<!Toba_> NO!
<Giraffe> HIVE MIND
<!Toba_> HIVE DICK
<!Toba_> MIND BLOOD
<Giraffe> DICK HIVE
Comment: #nr

#525 - October 22 2007 19:29:23.
<@Toba> what is at a high elevation, prostitutes?
<Delirium> lol wut
<@Toba> the proper response is 'a neglible number of items, canine'
<procto> Toba: greetings singular possessive of a male specimen
<@Toba> what is the status of the gravitationally tensioned items, male blood relative?
<procto> Toba: to the left.
Comment: #qc

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