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#476 - June 06 2007 22:02:21.
<@Gryph> does the spleen actually do anything
<@star> Eh just some white blood cells
<@Gryph> spleencakes with maple syrup?
<@eth0> not anymore, at least his doesnt
<@kelly> and who needs white blood cells?!
<@kelly> not me!
<@star> exactly!
<@eth0> pff, I prefer marinara over alfredo anyways
<@Toba> alfredo is too cheesy
<@kelly> mmm cheesy white blood cells
<@Toba> that's pus, kelly
<@kelly> ...
<@Gryph> I...
<@star> kind of like cheese
* Toba was kicked by kelly (kelly)

#477 - June 09 2007 16:26:09.
<+Tigrael> my mom sent me a text today
<+Tigrael> "Good news! they do not have 2 ampu- tate arm got the cellulit is in time antibiotics r working luv u! mom"
<+Tigrael> apparently mom had some sort of infection on her arm
<+Tigrael> and they were worried about blood poisoning
<+Tigrael> this is the first I'd heard of it, of course
Comment: #wpi

#478 - June 15 2007 20:31:14.
<procto> I'm sorry, I'm taking a poop
<procto> and got distracted
<khmer> OUR POOPS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
<Jovan> ... wow
<khmer> that's not your LINE, jovan
<Jovan> Shit, I forgot my lines.
<Jovan> UMMMM
<Jovan> THEN WE WILL WIPE IN THE SHADE
* khmer RIOTOUS APPLAUSE
Comment: #qc

#479 - June 17 2007 17:31:18.
<@Upth> wait, are you talking about real life stuff?
<@KrispyKaiser> Yes
<@Toba> yes
<@Upth> Normally when someone in this channel made a remark about trying to use all the different fish
<@Upth> I would expect it to mean video games
Comment: #trimethylxanthine

#480 - June 19 2007 19:30:22.
<Vergo> man...
<Vergo> back in the old days... we had smarter idiots...
Comment: #qc

#481 - June 19 2007 23:05:14.
<DoubleAW> shit, I see page for a group called the Gay Nigger Association of America, and first thing I notice is that their HTML is valid.
Comment: #qc

#482 - July 04 2007 00:45:44.
<Coyote27> They see me chocoboin'
<Coyote27> they be hatin'
<Coyote27> tryin' to catch me ridin' birdy

#483 - July 06 2007 23:50:39.
<BlackMage> The name Benjamin comes from the hebrew "son of my right hand"
<BlackMage> If I ever donate sperm, I'm attaching a rider that says the kid needs to be named ben if it's a boy
Comment: #qc

#484 - July 06 2007 23:50:49.
<%root> She told her brother that they were alien eggs
<%root> and he got grossed out by it.
<%root> then she started to get grossed out by them
<%root> and now, she won't eat peas
<%root> which -- as near as I can tell -- is how religions start.
Comment: #xkcd

#485 - July 06 2007 23:50:51.
<GrawSith> I love how it's "the cock", as if all people fuck one big ominous cock in the sky
Comment: #qc

#486 - July 07 2007 21:09:09.
ben st. james: i think i got it. i might just set up a ball pit
ben st. james: everytime i go to mcdonalds steal like three

#487 - July 08 2007 17:04:14.
[17:59:26]* Toba has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI
[17:59:34]* rcaron has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here
[17:59:41]* Toba has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here | something long preferably
[17:59:41]* Jack has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here | something long preferably
[17:59:41]* Tigrael has changed the topic to: Welcome to #WPI | something should go here | penis
Comment: #wpi

#488 - July 21 2007 20:07:22.
<@daniel> I've constructed this elaborate fantasy where the ring is a fake she wears at work to scare off skevy old guys from hitting on her
<@daniel> and that we run into each other at the Harry Potter thing tonight, or elsewhere, and she isn't wearing the ring, and I can hit on her and then we fuck like bunnies

#489 - July 21 2007 20:07:29.
<+tedivm> so anyways, we just hired this girl for some temp work with the possibility of hiring her at the end of the project                                                            
<+tedivm> but she spoiled harry potter so i fired her  
Comment: #wpi

#490 - July 23 2007 18:34:18.
<Nyxling> See? th girls at WPI aren't ugly. We just have bigger balls then the guys. Tralala.
Comment: #wpi

#491 - July 24 2007 23:14:59.
<+Tigrael> OH GOD
<+Tigrael> do NOT GIS for "snape slash"
<%kastein> ... what is the result?
<+Tigrael> see for yourself
<+Tigrael> you're a brave man
<%kastein> if it's bad enough you don't want to see it, I probably don't want to
<%kastein> but curiousity is a bitch
<%kastein> AHHHHHHHHHHH

#492 - July 24 2007 23:15:29.
<!rowsdower> i've had enough beethoven for now
<%kastein> time to get bach at him, eh?
<+spock1104> die
<%kastein> or have you heyden enough of my crappy puns
<!rowsdower> i personally think you should keep chopin around for some better jokes
<%kastein> oh god.
<+spock1104> enough!!!
* rowsdower jumps off the band wagner
<%kastein> that really takes the bacon.
<%kastein> spock1104: stop bitching or I'm going to have to bloch you
<%kastein> ... try as I might, I can't work Tchaikovsky into this
Comment: #WPI

#493 - July 25 2007 16:05:08.
* Toba has changed the topic to: <!rowsdower> i mean my penis doesn't make a big nasty farting sound
<!rowsdower> toba you dirty lurker
<!rowsdower> you just watch me make a fool out of myself
<!rowsdower> then publicly humiliate me
<!rowsdower> without a word
<@Toba> that's what friends are for
Comment: #wpi

#494 - July 25 2007 23:10:00.
* smax [smax@qc-AB7BD79.austin.res.rr.com] has joined #qc                                        
<TrailMix> sex with chlamydia infested koalas? you bet you were!                                
<@Toba|BSD> ok                                                                                      
<@Toba|BSD> maybe a little                                                                          
* Signoff smax: #qc (Quit: smax)

#495 - July 26 2007 11:06:52.
<!rowsdower> i need a shower
<!rowsdower> after that
<!rowsdower> too much hardcore awesome
<@Toba> that's what she said
<!rowsdower> i wish
<@Toba> that's what she said
<!rowsdower> stop now
<@Toba> that's what she said
Comment: #wpi

#496 - July 27 2007 10:58:04.
<!rowsdower> q: why did my mom hire my ex girlfriend
<!rowsdower> a: to make my life weirder
Comment: #wpi

#497 - July 30 2007 06:26:46.
<AWAW> oh thank god
<AWAW> my dad got it up again
* AWAW nearly had a heart attack
<Gryph> ...
<Aeneas> ...
<Aeneas> so, your mom must be happy
<AWAW> oh
<AWAW> fuck
<AWAW> I meant my laptop
<AWAW> DIDN'T I COME IN HERE AND SAY MY LAPTOP CRASHED
Comment: #qc

#498 - August 02 2007 18:29:08.
* DoubleAW is away: <coding />
<Catfish_Man> thank god he used a self closing tag; it'd suck if there were any content
Comment: #qc

#499 - August 02 2007 21:13:30.
<leperkhanz> btw, [Pidgin] 2.1.0 does not work under wine.
<leperkhanz> you see giant letters on the screen, and I had to open system monitor and kill it.
<deryni> That's nice.
<leperkhanz> I've posted info in #winehq too, since it seems like a good place for them to triage wine bugs, as Pidgin is FOSS too.
<Samari> ...
<Samari> why on earth would you ever run pidgin under wine
<deryni> I can't imagine why they would care any more than we do.
<leperkhanz> To see what's broken in wine and apply fixes?
<deryni> What sort of meaningful information could possibly be gotten out of running a Windows port of a linux application using a Windows port of a linux graphical toolkit under a Windows non-emulator?
<deryni> Actually, strike that, I don't want to know.
<leperkhanz> Well, it's most likely a gtk problem anyway.
Comment: he made my head hurt

#500 - August 06 2007 01:08:05.
* pip is fixing to commit murder
<@Toba> svn add murder
<@Toba> svn ci
Comment: #qc

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