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Pages: <kNiVeS> i've got like 4 feet of snow leaning against my front door <kNiVeS> you open it and its like WALL OF SNOW ACCESS TO OUTSIDE WORLD RESTRICTED <kNiVeS> then i try to hack the ice wall <kNiVeS> but i don't have luck cause i'm only used to hacking fire walls #452 - March 18 2007 04:25:00. <Hwin> I've been dumped more than once. <Locke> not I <Hwin> I don't do dumping. <Locke> My only dumping is the stuff of legends <Locke> LEGENDS, man <Hwin> uhuh. <Locke> It happened on IRC, in front of eighty people, in a very active chatroom <Hwin> Oh my. <Locke> It was epic <Hwin> do tell <Locke> Hell, Andross was there <khmer> wait, you had a breakup on irc? <khmer> that's worse than getting married in a MUD <khmer> or losing your virginity to a night elf <Locke> The year was 2003, I was under the employ of Tim Buckley, the guy who draws the comic Ctrl+Alt+Del. I wrote reviews, news posts, and other such things for him, as well as helping out as an op in his IRC chat. <Locke> Oh it gets worse <Hwin> uhuh? <Locke> In my meat life, I had been romantically interested in a girl named Reggie for some time. There were two inherent problems though, one, she was ostensibly a lesbian, and two, she was not single. <Locke> I developed a plan, known as Operation: Tooth Fairy (Her boyfriend was missing a tooth) to remove the interloper and insert myself in his place <Locke> Notice I said "ostensibly" because thats what she told everyone <Hwin> uhuh. <Locke> however at this time she had a boyfriend which pissed me off to no end because If all it took was some shlub to ask her out, why the fuck didn't I think of that. <Locke> Anyway, months go on, I detail my progress in blogs on the CAD website and on the IRC chat <Locke> people thought it was pretty funny <Locke> Eventually, I succeed in breaking them up, and invite her to see a movie with me <Locke> I forget the movie we saw in the theaters, though there was one. <Locke> We ended up renting the movie Adaptation afterwards, however, and going back to my place to watch it, where no more than thirty minutes went by before vicious makeouts were underway <Locke> Skip three months, Its August, and I've been away on vacation in North Carolina, away from the internets. <Hwin> ooo. <Hwin> aaah. <Locke> Since this time, Reggie, being something of a geek herself, had made her way onto my chatroom <Locke> she had a legion of fanboys who were slavering over her, which made me feel pretty hot shit <Hwin> uhuh. <Locke> Anyway, I get back and she's not online, but people ARE talking about her <Locke> And how they think her girlfriend is hot. <Locke> I double take <Locke> "Wait, girlfriend?" <Locke> The denizens of the chat apparently did not know that I had not been informed of her decision to dump me and go slut it up with a girl from her photography class. The dreaded Ruth. <Hwin> oh boy. <Locke> I get niiiice and pissed off because I've been away for a week and my throne has been USURPED <Locke> not only that, but everyone in MY CHATROOM knew about it <Hwin> oh boy. <Locke> So I wait for her to show up, and I'm cordial for a couple of minutes until I ban her, and we start arguing in the linux support channel instead <Locke> I get overruled, she gets unbanned, I get angrier <Locke> The chatroom is divided into two factions <Hwin> heh <Locke> the old-guard, minus three ops, they want her to get the fuck out <Locke> Then the fanboys, they want ME to get the fuck out <Locke> What followed was the most vicious, cruel, and scathing three-way flamewar that has ever happened <Hwin> oh fun fun. <Locke> Me, Reggie, and an Oper who was pissed off at me. <Locke> The fallout was tremendous, I was so battle-scarred from the whole ordeal that I legitimately left IRC for one year <Locke> She left IRC presumably forever, even after our differences had been settled some 18 months later <Locke> many ops were lost in the resulting chaos as both sides continued to fight without us <khmer> this is like the goddamn irc iliad <Locke> an entire network crumbled and splintered largely as a result of it, first giving birth to AfterX, then CADNet, which I ultimately returned to and destroyed it during the RoMocaust <Hwin> hmm <khmer> Sing, oh ChanServ, of the netsplits <Locke> It exists now as a shell of what it once was and there is no longer any official CAD IRC <Locke> the RoMocaust was the second, and some would say bigger dramabomb of that world <Locke> in which Tim Buckley seriously loses his shit and I egg him on to settle several scores at once <Locke> as I could crush the fanboys who stood against me, destroy the network that fucked everything up, and humiliate Tim all at once Comment: #qc #453 - March 18 2007 13:44:57. <Locke> I take great pride in only one thing and that is my essential goodness. I try to help people and be nice and be funny and I succeed sometimes. I fail other times. I'm socially inept, I don't know how to be Johnny Cool. <khmer> so ease up on the moralizing, would you? <khmer> nobody doubts your fundamental good nature except for thomas hobbes, and i think his connection was reset Comment: #qc #454 - March 18 2007 18:20:15. <+Croy> WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE IN THIS APARTMENT STARING AT JILL'S SHIT? <%kastein> BECAUSE IT'S GREEN <!Alucar> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <Ginmang> pics Comment: #wpi #455 - March 23 2007 00:46:14. <+Toba> Croy: do you mind if I open the window? <+Croy> go for it <%kastein> I think it's funny that you're asking in here instead of IRL because you lost your voice * kastein sets mode: -v Toba <%kastein> WHAT NOW Comment: #wpi #456 - March 26 2007 02:54:32. <Etir> I want to see Clinton versus Rice in 2008 just to see if a 3rd party candidate can win on the "I'm Male" platform #457 - March 28 2007 20:30:13. <!Alucard> ████ this ████ <ClarkPalindrome> woah... it bleeps stuff out? <!Alucard> my password is ████████ <ClarkPalindrome> heh <ClarkPalindrome> since when does it bleep stuff? <ClarkPalindrome> shit ? <ClarkPalindrome> hey <!Alucard> lol <ClarkPalindrome> it doesn't bleep me Comment: #wpi #458 - March 28 2007 20:43:47. * +Jack|66f plots * +Wite[out] watches Jack plot * +Jack|66f plots f(t)=Wite(t)sin(t) <+Wite[out]> oh SHIT * +Wite[out] waves #459 - April 12 2007 13:45:15. <SMAN> this movie Deja Vu is baddass <SMAN> the previews didn't do it justice <[40Thieves]_Serph> I'll bet it's better the second time, lolz <SMAN> funny <[40Thieves]_Serph> I'm the first to make that joke, you know <Toba> I seem to remember somebody else telling it. #460 - April 12 2007 13:45:18. <@Gryph> I was at the store today and I saw a little girl with only one eye <@Toba> o_ #461 - April 26 2007 16:01:06. <blindoracle> ><FISH> <cwj> thats just stupid. * Toba has kicked blindoracle (kick) Comment: #qc #462 - April 28 2007 15:50:25. <shaver> in theory, we're having this conversation on my space yacht #463 - April 29 2007 17:27:49. <@euphorial> someone please confirm with me that Imogen Heap is a man <@Toba> well, even if she is a man <@Toba> she can sing really well. <@euphorial> I like the music <@euphorial> man or woman I don't care * Toba has changed the topic to: <@euphorial> man or woman I don't care <@euphorial> actually if you want a quote it doesn't matter because I'm gay but ;p Comment: #trimethylxanthine #464 - April 29 2007 17:28:08. <Sousaphone> Hey, if I'm dead, yet still here, that makes me a sysadmin zombie! <Sousaphone> And I'm doing power cable documentation and labeling today :-D <daven> fun <Sousaphone> Maaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnsss Comment: #qc #465 - May 07 2007 22:25:42. <@Gryph> how can there be so many sequels to someting called FINAL fantasy? #466 - May 11 2007 12:11:00. <pmMike> getting onto bash is like breaking into a tank <Sea_BBL> although not quite as satisfactory when you have pulled it off. <Erasmus> To be honest if you spend a lot of time trying to do either you've made a wrong turn in life somewhere. #467 - May 15 2007 00:39:51. * UnityDivide has quit (Ping timeout: 364 seconds) * Arbiter has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Kenobi has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Croy has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Shadow has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Bender has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * ginman_ has quit (Read error: Operation timed out) * Oshodani has quit (Ping timeout: 364 seconds) * NinjaKitty has quit (Ping timeout: 363 seconds) * Ginman has quit (Ping timeout: 363 seconds) * hephaestusLAB has joined #wpi <+TrailMix> finally, someone joins instead of quits <+Toba> it's like children of men Comment: #wpi #468 - May 17 2007 02:11:26. <Jack> If you masturbate to someone more than 5 times you're going out, right? <Matt> Then me and Mike are TOTALLY going out Comment: IRL #469 - May 28 2007 23:54:43. <+tedivm> damnit, i have yet to find a picture of pregnant nuns having sex <+`Orum> tedivm: one word--photoshoop <+tedivm> yea, but i can't masturbate to something i've put that much effort into <+tedivm> that may explain most of my relationship issues right there Comment: #wpi #470 - June 02 2007 04:06:26. <+`Orum> so apparently christianity teaches this thing called "yes, no and wait" <+`Orum> and all I'm thinking is `yes no & wait` * `Orum makes a note to self: UNIX + religion == bad joke <@Toba> unix is a religion if you're doing it right Comment: #wpi #471 - June 02 2007 22:07:28. <TrailMix> this waitress was really offended about something and said "you can't talk like that to me! I'm 1/20 chippewa!" <TrailMix> I'm sorry, but if 95% of your ancestors opressed the other 5% you have no right to complain #472 - June 04 2007 00:31:28. <@eth0> my music collection has everything from mp3, wma, ogg, flac, wav <@eth0> hell I'm suprised there aren't holy wars going on in my harddisk when I'm not looking #473 - June 05 2007 22:55:31. <+TrailMix> wtf are psychometric tests? <+Tigrael> tests of a psychometric nature, I'd assume <+Shadowlight> they measure something's psychometricity? <@Toba> tests for metricing your psych <+TrailMix> you guys suck Comment: #wpi #474 - June 05 2007 23:01:13. <@heather> You hear people going on about "the footy" constantly <@heather> or "the cricket" <@star> holy crap australia speaks moon language <@Toba> it's almost like the internet, where we pluralize everything for no good reason. <@Gryph> don't you mean the internets? #475 - June 06 2007 16:28:31. <khmer> why hello there, -240V <khmer> it is i, +240V <khmer> we must be together, you and i <khmer> it is written <khmer> my attraction to you is such <khmer> that i will traverse the wilderness of this man's motherfucking hand <khmer> god dammit * Catfish_Man applauds <khmer> i'd applaud but my hand hurts Comment: #qc |
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