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#576 - January 20 2009 00:35:57.
<nitrofenix> "i'm sick"
<nitrofenix> - "how sick are you?"
* Jovan (jeg@ip98-180-2-16.ga.at.cox.net) has joined #qc
<nitrofenix> "i wear tutus"
<Jovan> ...
<nitrofenix> haha
<nitrofenix> HI JOVAN
<nitrofenix> want to see my rendition of swan lake? :D
<Jovan> That's nice.

#577 - February 03 2009 21:05:38.
<nitrofenix> "did you just fart?"
<nitrofenix> - "no, that was lag"
Comment: Skype

#578 - February 20 2009 03:31:14.
<@nago-desu> fun fact: the last 3 of 5 quotes I have bothered to save in preparation for the next quotes update feature toba
<@Toba> i am curious
<@nago-desu> no it doesn't work like that
<@Toba> or are you going to be a holdout bastard
<@Toba> fuck you
Comment: #trimethylxanthine

#579 - March 23 2009 14:17:52.
* vr (vr@cpe13-3.nis.nnov.su) has joined
<pip> not fun if you're alone.
<pip> YOU COME WITH ME NOW?
<vr> pip: I'm probably too far away to go anywhere with you
<vr> pip: both in distance and time
<pip> where do you live?
<vr> obviously, in Soviet Russia.

#580 - April 07 2009 14:05:19.
<pip> MY FRIEND IS GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE MARINE CORPS!
<pip> strange turn of events
<pip> umm, he's getting kicked out for mental instability
<Aeneas> ah, so he's a very GOOD frend of yours?
<pip> we were on a psych ward together.
Comment: #qc

#581 - April 15 2009 01:52:50.
<@Toba> this blog of conversations speaks close and loud with spit splattering, to the true human condition
<@Toba> the true human condition shudders and wipes its face
<@Tala> it is like gazing into a douchebagge singularity
<@Tala> and finding myself within it

#582 - April 19 2009 23:40:54.
<Gryph> The Bible promises that the world will not be destroyed by flood again
<Catfish_Man> next time it'll be cats

#583 - April 21 2009 12:06:28.
<orospakr> hmm, I wouldn't mind dating a girl who is a neuroscience major :)
<Voodoo> i wouldn't mind dating a girl

#584 - April 21 2009 23:10:38.
<Johonaton> so yeah... I really hate converting docx to doc 5 seconds before having to submit a lab report
<Toba> but I'll amend it to 'I really hate microsoft word'
<Toba> my report isn't being written in such an abortion of a program
<Johonaton> abomination you mean?
<Toba> I mean abortion
<Toba> bloody, leads to depression, and against many people's religion

#585 - April 25 2009 21:12:37.
<&johndoe> but if you're hiring only one race of people in a neighborhood not ripe with that race, something fishy as fuck is going on
<@Toba> hadn't thought about it that way
<@Toba> you're biased against racist companies
<&johndoe> don't try and make me sound nice. i hate indians.

#586 - April 26 2009 16:06:17.
<Heimdall> CLOSE TO 1,400 SUSPECTED CASES..this was at 1200 earlier today
<Heimdall> major news places are down playing it
<Heimdall> i just stay in my isolation bunker no need to panic

#587 - April 26 2009 17:06:00.
<procto> Toba: cocainr? a new web 2.0 startup?
<@Toba> social tagging of drug dealers
<@Toba> [mickey the bull] tagged in [smack], [pittsburgh]
<procto> bike courriers carrying a few keys
<@Toba> new meaning to 'fixie'

#588 - May 31 2009 12:26:51.
<!Toba_> perl sort of sucks.
<!Toba_> alucard, thoughts?
<!Alucard> s/<(?:[^>'"]*|(['"]).*?\1)*>//gs
<!Toba_> that's what I thought.
Comment: #nr

#589 - July 30 2009 00:17:16.
<mish> boo running
<mish> it sucks ALWAYS
<mish> except when you need to get away from somebody bad

#590 - July 30 2009 20:58:42.
<Catfish_Man> interesting. Usually switching from vpn to non-vpn disconnects me
<Toba> maybe irc wasn't routed over the vpn
<Toba> u got ur tcp in ur default routes
<@Heather> yo dawg i heard u liek routes

#591 - August 21 2009 08:15:25.
<+komies> i think you're a beautiful and unique snowfake!
<+komies> and not a special snowflake
<+komies> because if you were a special snowflake i would feel bad when i had to call the bus for you.

#592 - August 25 2009 16:21:07.
<@Mr_Giraffe> the upper echelons of CS are the hot twin sister of mathematics

#593 - October 18 2009 20:21:51.
<Hana> Keep fuckin' that chicken.

#594 - October 23 2009 18:30:28.
<@pm-> i demand that all things either be or not be a tautology

#595 - October 23 2009 18:30:31.
<nago> I thought to myself that doesn't sound right, if there was a dick I should have seen it

#596 - October 23 2009 20:35:55.
<Hwin> it only hurts when I poop

#597 - November 02 2009 17:55:15.
<&johndoe> i have discovered openbsd sucks :|
<&johndoe> 99.999% of the time, it performs best with default configuration, and i, as a guy that likes to tweak shit, do not like that

#598 - November 02 2009 17:58:10.
* Uno eats a bowl of zoloft
<muriani> you're supposed to SMOKE a bowl of zoloft.

#599 - November 09 2009 20:39:57.
<nago_> Convergence is when the routers in that network have stopped being gay.
<nago_> Or start being gay, depends on perspective I guess

#600 - November 20 2009 17:36:08.
<bluehat> I will kill the next hypermiling asshole who runs a red light in their prius  
<bluehat> the next one I see
<bluehat> YOUR HYBRID SUV STILL ONLY GETS 17 MPG
Comment: #nr

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