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Pages: <+IceChain> Based on the uptime of my WindowsXP box, my e-Penis is 95.06 inches (241.46cm) long! 3days 23hrs 3mins 40secs <+IceChain> tremble before it's awesome power! <+Toba> IceChain: that says something about how hard it is to keep a windows box up doesn't it? Comment: #wpi #102 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+Toba> You are here because you thought you would be here. <+Toba> Not because any fate led you. <jimpert> Right <+Toba> Do you want to see how far the IRC hole goes? <jimpert> sure <+Toba> www.goatse.ca <jimpert> i see <+Toba> You should have taken the blue pill. <+Toba> am I not correct? <jimpert> yeah, probably #103 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+PortoRob> shit, i have to blow my nose and I have this tissue here, and i can't remember if it was a nose blowing tissue or a, well, 'clean up' tissue <+PortoRob> i'm scared to risk it <Lumox> ... <@dRkILL|Work> Um... <+Toba> I don't think we needed ot konw that <@dRkILL|Work> You mean you don't throw out the tissue after you "clean up"? <+PortoRob> i do normally, but i was stoned and, well, i was stoned Comment: #wpi #104 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <CompHobbyist> He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. <Toba|BSD> but he still won :) Comment: #wpi #105 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+robert> Ken, since you made the statement, how many penguins can you fit in your ass? Comment: #wpi #106 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <+UnityDivide> awesome <+UnityDivide> I just sent an error report to microsoft about the unresponsive program "Windows Task Manager" Comment: #WPI #107 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. +IceChain: matter and anti-matter collisions!!! +IceChain: wait, isn't that physically impossible? +Toba: no +Toba: but it is very messy +Toba: sort of like tubgirl Comment: #wpi #108 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <Toba> I don't think I've ever started any violence in my entire life <Erik> Me neither...I don't think. <Tanhald> neither have i <Toba> OK.... where is the "internet tough guy" who could "kick our asses" and is "joining the navy" <Toba> if there isn't one this can't be IRC Comment: #qc #109 - July 25 2005 01:01:37. <%PortoRob> i had a lot of spare time in algebra <%spock1104> lol <%PortoRob> i made programs that did out the problems for you, and sold them to people in the class <%PortoRob> they would try and cheat me though and only one would buy it and transfer it to others <%PortoRob> so I developed a copyright system on TI83 <%PortoRob> it involved hidden lists and keys <%spock1104> there's a way to limit it to the calculator ID <%PortoRob> and if you didn't have the right key, all of the answers were just random numbers <%PortoRob> the first test i did that on, people weren't very happy with me Comment: #WPI #110 - August 02 2005 02:19:24. <%Shadowblade> you know you're a geek when you are running irssi on freebsd in a screen shell with a Python book in your lap and wearing a *nix shirt, while making D&D references <+Toba> you know you're a geek when you are running xchat on linux and sshed into four other systems with four different operating systems, while wearing a tux hat, drinking out of a nalgene with a firefox sticker on it and browsing an apache manual on your FreeBSD server. <+Toba> and I would be wearing my geek inside shirt, but all my laundry is dirty and lying on the floor. <+Toba> oh, and it's 1 AM. Comment: #wpi #111 - August 06 2005 00:46:09. <@Samari> man what's with apache being so bitchy lately <@Samari> i was fighting with it all night last night <thousand> i'm going to stab it in about 10 minutes <thousand> with my keyboard <Toba> I've stabbed countless misbehaving programs with my keyboard <Toba> the r, m, space, hyphen, r again, and f keys are great for stabbing programs Comment: #qc #112 - August 11 2005 15:28:02. <@sw3ne> dick, get the hell out of here. your just being a pain in the ass <dick> dude, I should whip your ass * sw3ne slaps dick <@sw3ne> uhh you know what I mean Comment: #hax #113 - August 11 2005 15:47:55. <jazzi> someone quick <jazzi> i need a pic of a hot chick with a penis. <+jome> wtf <sp0n9e> jazzi: mirror? <+jome> sp0n9e: was about to say that Comment: #php #114 - August 15 2005 16:15:23. <@adapter> Temperature: (Case: 29°C/84°F, CPU Diode: 32°C/90°F, CPU Socket: 36°C/97°F, Fan 1: 7848RPM) <@Toba> Temperature: (Your mom: 99 F) <@adapter> where in MA do you live? <@compguy> wow, your mom is hot. <@compguy> hahahahahha <@Toba> adapter is coming to beat my ass Comment: #trimethylxanthine #115 - August 18 2005 11:23:00. <`Orum> yeah, pointers = the best thing since sliced bread * CompHobby points at the sliced bread <CompHobby> ME POINTING AT IT IS A LOT BETTER THEN THE BREAD ITSELF <CompHobby> ... probably since it's moldy. <CompHobby> time to call DiscardBread(int hWnd, int * lpBread) <hefty> or Loaf.Destroy Comment: #winapi #116 - August 29 2005 12:50:43. <%robert> and searching for "hot mostly naked chick with a gun" in google isn't always the best idea <!Stray_Pussy> lol <!Stray_Pussy> yes it is <%robert> well, if you aren't under any time restraints Comment: #wpi #117 - September 06 2005 22:41:42. * RedRum (me@cust126-10.netcabo.co.mz) has joined #hothardware * HotHardware gives voice to RedRum <+RedRum> unban me from #slayers! <+RedRum> unban me from #slayers! * RedRum has quit () * David-63 sets ban on *!*@cust126-10.netcabo.co.mz Comment: #hothardware #118 - September 06 2005 22:41:45. <Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show it Comment: #wpi #119 - September 11 2005 21:10:47. <+rowsdower> i don't feel like moving <Aimeewobbles> rowsdower, i dont either <+Toba|BSD> rowsdower: of course you don't <%spock1104> now you're truly one of us rowsdower <+rowsdower> good point <%spock1104> congrats <Aimeewobbles> w00t <+rowsdower> ONE OF US <+rowsdower> i'm not 100% like you though, i do play a team sport <Ginman> irc is a team sport Comment: #wpi #120 - September 12 2005 00:07:47. <Talikira> (\_(\ <Talikira> ( o-o) * Milon_Eliad beheads tali's creature with text <Talikira> o( ( ")( ") #121 - September 17 2005 14:07:43. <+FragUPlenty> I am currently trying to find out how drunk you need to be 2 watch starship troopers 2 and it be good <+FragUPlenty> this oghta be an interesting experiment Comment: #hothardware #122 - September 20 2005 10:21:08. [19:44:04] <!NeuRd> :-P [21:46:23] <!NeuRd> anyone around? [21:47:08] <!Toba> holy shit [21:47:12] <!Toba> I have esp for IRC [21:47:18] <!Toba> I was reading bash [21:47:33] <!Toba> and I got this feeling inside that said "somebody is talking to me" and I came in here [21:47:35] <!Toba> and there you were [21:47:37] * !Toba D: [21:47:49] <!Toba> so yes, coincedentally I am around [21:48:50] <!NeuRd> lol Comment: #nixirc #123 - September 27 2005 11:36:48. * robert has quit (Killed (robert (i wonder if this will actually work . . .))) Comment: #wpi #124 - September 27 2005 11:36:52. <timmo> i wonder how many child slayings are actually people coming back in time <timmo> saving us from the next hitler #125 - September 27 2005 11:38:06. KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x Del-AFK| Powered from the USB port? KNRListner44| mmhm Del-AFK| that's a maximum of 400 ma KNRListner44| .. KNRListner44| lemme get the firewire 800 <-> usb adapater KNRListner44| will more heat data get sent if it's usb 2.0? Del-AFK| no KNRListner44| was that an insanely stupid question Del-AFK| if you're an electrical engineer it was. |
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