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#401 - December 10 2006 03:08:35.
<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart.

#402 - December 10 2006 03:08:38.
<f00f> didn't linux get some Japanese FS that's supposed to be like.. totally resistant to loss
<+SuperLag> resistant to loss
<+SuperLag> that's funny
<f00f> oh.. I read the slashdot article wrong
<Toba> it's okay
<Toba> so do the slashdot editors
Comment: #gentoo

#403 - December 20 2006 23:33:17.
<Communism_> :(
<+Toba> why the sadface?
<+rcaron> the soviet union collapsed
<%HAL9000> shit happens
Comment: #wpi

#404 - December 20 2006 23:35:14.
<@mbarone> soemthing tells me that convolving penis and vagina doesnt do what you would want it to
Comment: #WPI

#405 - December 20 2006 23:35:19.
<+htmlguru4224> my penis are running away
<+htmlguru4224> *pens
<%Shadow> sucks for you htmlguru4224
Comment: #wpi

#406 - December 21 2006 21:56:34.
<+Croy> The problem with a quantum computer is that you may or may not have one
Comment: #wpi

#407 - December 23 2006 23:38:37.
<%Templar> we lost power for about 1 second today
<%Templar> all the clocks are blinking
<%Templar> but they're all the correct time
<%Templar> we lost power at exactly noon
Comment: #wpi

#408 - December 23 2006 23:38:41.
<@mbarone> who's copyright and how are we violating him
Comment: #wpi

#409 - December 23 2006 23:38:44.
<sukumade> i'm out like michael j fox in jenga

#410 - December 26 2006 20:54:09.
<+Tigrael> I couldn't use those with my previous boyfriend; he'd just go soft after putting it on
<%spock1104> thanks for sharing...
<!Alucar> wuh
<+Toba> tmi
<@rowsdower> i dunno about you guys, but nuggets of info like that are the reason i get on irc
Comment: #wpi

#411 - January 02 2007 03:54:30.
<Toba> hey, Toba's bank, what the shit?
<Toba> "Your account information is temporarily unavailable. Please try later. (HE100)"
<Catfish_Man> HE100 is the error code for "destroyed by he-man"
<Catfish_Man> your bank is run by skeletor
Comment: #qc

#412 - January 02 2007 12:45:26.
<@Samari> PENETRATION
<Voodoo> i have 20 minutes of laptop battery left. at least i'm not wasting it on silliness

#413 - January 04 2007 23:13:14.
<+Toba> <Buck> a religious discussion on digg is like asking which power ranger is the strongest in kindergarten
<+Croy> The answer is definitely the Green Ranger
<+morficus> yeah, after that the silver ranger kicked ass
<+Croy> WHITE
<+Croy> White ranger
<+Croy> not silver
<+Croy> and the black ranger was equal in every way to the white ranger, you racist bastard
<+Tigrael> silver ranger? stop making shit up
<+Toba> what have I done D:
<+Croy> You forgot that IRC is roughly kindergarten
Comment: #wpi

#414 - January 04 2007 23:13:20.
* Gangstar (~Gangstar@538ee73.1366fc9a.ma.comcast.net) has joined #wpi
<@UnityDivide> well, more accurately, "Grievous hunted Jedi for sport and kept his victims' lightsabers as trophies of his conquests within his cloak."
<+Toba> hi Gangstar
<+Toba> fyi we aren't always giant star wars nerds
<Gangstar> i am
Comment: #wpi

#415 - January 04 2007 23:13:29.
* zerofighter has quit (Killed (HAL9000 (.)))
<+Toba> you killed him with a boob?!?!??!
<!Alucar> only one?
<%HAL9000> well it would have been two, but uh... breast cancer
Comment: #wpi

#416 - January 04 2007 23:13:53.
<!Alucard> I AM SANGER ZONVOLT. THE SWORD WHO JOINS YOU, BETRAYS YOU, AND REJOINS YOU!
<+Toba> I AM TOBA. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
Comment: #wpi

#417 - January 07 2007 23:30:02.
<kelly> BOOBIES
<thousand> wait, boobies!?  WHERE!?
<kelly> (.)(,)
<thousand> WOO!
<kelly> my inner 12yr old boy is showing
<thousand> ....your inner 12 year old boy has boobs?

#418 - January 18 2007 02:48:24.
<@kelly> once you go nerd, you never go back

#419 - January 18 2007 02:48:32.
<!Alucard> I just found a type I made on Oct 7th
<!Alucard> typo*
<+Rashina> IRONY STRIKES AGAIN
Comment: #wpi

#420 - January 18 2007 02:48:35.
<+Croy> I'd say php was the worst language in the world
<+Croy> but then what would I say about perl?
Comment: #wpi

#421 - January 18 2007 13:20:52.
<%mewyn> Anyone know a lot about BIND?
<%mewyn> I'm wondering if you can allow transfers to slave zones based on a name not an IP
<blorpy> the best way to transfer slaves is by boat
Comment: #xkcd

#422 - January 18 2007 22:21:54.
<Voodoo> so i just got a postcard from sarah in france
<Voodoo> told her i had recieved it, she was like "oh yeah, i was totally drunk when i wrote and sent that, glad i got address right"
<Voodoo> i've been drunk-dialed and drunk-IM'd but never drunk-postcarded before

#423 - January 18 2007 22:22:07.
<twitchy> Never develop with Wordpad
<twitchy> It's inferior to Word in almost every way
Comment: #wpi

#424 - January 20 2007 11:36:18.
<%HAL9000> note that fapping in shower is a definite issue that may cause conflict
<%HAL9000> I did not really appreciate my feet nearly becoming pregnant freshman year
<+Toba> how do your abort your feetuses
<%HAL9000> coathangar between the toes
<+Croy> ahahahhahahaha
Comment: #wpi

#425 - January 21 2007 19:29:50.
<Quendus> nobody's here
<Catfish_Man> unpossible
<@Toba> inlikely
* nobody is certainly here
Comment: #qc

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